Apparently, Miss Helen’s favourite store department no longer exists – maybe Google can help her to find it like it’s found out so many others or could a little bit of a quizzical probe from Doug expose what Helen’s really missing?

  The world is upside down and even more mad than it was in part one – Helen is wondering where the men are, and Doug is torn being forced to choose between his favourite women. Q & Gay and Room 666 overlap like never before as the G-icons and Dyke-ons become as difficult to guess as our...

‘Ooohhh Matron’ I think a drink is in order before the we start to Fanny about in this week’s Mad Mad World of low brow art. Mon Dieu – Did we Myth an Eiffel of Miss Helen’s debut as the face of the fuller figure or did that opportunity of lifetime simply run(a)way?