Apparently, Miss Helen’s favourite store department no longer exists – maybe Google can help her to find it like it’s found out so many others or could a little bit of a quizzical probe from Doug expose what Helen’s really missing?

  The world is upside down and even more mad than it was in part one – Helen is wondering where the men are, and Doug is torn being forced to choose between his favourite women. Q & Gay and Room 666 overlap like never before as the G-icons and Dyke-ons become as difficult to guess as our roll over Grumpy Grab.

‘Ooohhh Matron’ I think a drink is in order before the we start to Fanny about in this week’s Mad Mad World of low brow art. Mon Dieu – Did we Myth an Eiffel of Miss Helen’s debut as the face of the fuller figure or did that opportunity of lifetime simply run(a)way?  

Speaking of cat walks – sometimes maybe they should because in Part 2, we ponder pets prying on pleasure. Even with Miss Helen on the DJ Decks, Matt resists calling her names but manages to round up enough bad ones to make a demonic deposit. Last week’s Grumpy Grab seems to have been ‘Skipped’ over, so we thought we’d bounce it back to you so hop to it and have a guess on our Instagram Page.  

Part 1 sees Matt take Steps toward knowing what the stars have in store for each of the Grumpy Gays without ever really seeing what’s cumin’ as Hygienic Helen madly unsheathes a cleaning freak. Does it all come crashing down or is it up up and away with exotic Russian birds on a super jumbo? Just like Steps – Doug has a Hit you won’t want to Myth !  

  Opening Part 2 with Q&Gay, we give Miss H another opportunity to ‘Be Kind’ to a chatty lady loving lady – but will an apology from (H)Ellen be forthcoming? Meanwhile, Matt is having a Devil of a time with his reactions in Room 666 and while Doug would love to give Away a Home to the winner of this week’s Grumpy Grab, alas the show ends on a Lowku from our Grumpy Bard as we Skip towards another week.

Like beacons of benevolence, The Grumpy Gays offer counsel to an old friend whose partner has sadly discovered apparel. Matt surprises no one with further indecision about what he’s actually trying to put in Room 666 and Doug continues to take swipes at people; this time, those ignoring his demands for an answer to this weeks Grumpy Grab.  

In this Pod of revelations, we find out what Joy is making Miss Helen 94.9 percent more agreeable in the mornings. Taking full advantage of Helen’s chirpier conduct, Doug manages to wrestle her favourite segment from her and risks community expulsion by taking a swerve at an icon. And once again, Matt can’t make his mind up as Doug and Helen try to decide if his supernatural story holds up.

Praise the Baby Jeebus! Matt has made it through the rumble in his jungle (brought about by Douglas’ appalling culinary catastrophes) to make his triumphant return and the Grumpy Gays complete once more. So ramping up festivities the Grumpy Gays kick off this week with a rapid fire Mad Mad Mad Mad World. From Dr Phil not being anyone’s Daddy to a taking your s***s on route 66, madness abounds this week Grumpsters so get ready for the ride!

Doug and Helen have recently become new ‘parents’ so to speak, although one does question if Douglas the bottom feeder of a fish counts as a new family member, and let’s face it, Matt has been Miss Trilly’s servant for many a year now. What is it that it irking the Grumpy Gays in their new pet parent roles. Is Miss Trilly the feline incarnation of our Grumpy Gay Matt? Has Albert Balthazar morphed into the canine version of Grumpy Helen. And just what is a Bristle nose catfish that Doug speaks...

Douglas once again dons his Q&Gay suit to ask the hard hitting questions. Is Helen’s Saphic Sanitation all it’s cracked up to be? Is Matt’s a house proud homo? What is going on in the the Grumpy Gays collective dens of iniquities? Tidy or Tawdry it’s anyone’s guess.

Given the pain and suffering Douglas inflicted on Matt through his questionable culinary choices, we have decided this week that Matt should be allowed to deposit whatever he wishes in the D’man’s Room 666. Matt has chosen wisely and is making a substantial deposit this week. He is traversing the all 9 layers of hell this evening and the bee in his bonnet is a buzzing! Following his question, Matt then delivers the the knock out blow with a truly exceptional Lowku for our Grumpster of the...

WELCOME TO THE TABLOID EDITION! So Grumpsters, it appears the members of the Grumpy Gay Team are currently on rostered day off rotation. Or are they. Has Doug’s allegedly ‘improved’ culinary expertise actually poisoned co-host Matt. Has Helen been caught fingering a sticky bun whilst on her morning constitutional? Grab your coffee and take a seat, it’s time to read THE GRUMPY GAY TABLOIDS!

Helen has thrown down the gauntlet (or is that the gayntlet) and challenged Doug to titillating tabloid trivia. In spite of Doug’s pathetic efforts during the Sapphic Quiz, Helen has more confidence in his ability to get down, deep down, in the gutter…press and do himself and the Grumpy Gays proud. However, one does have to ask, what is the tabloid press’ obsession with Oompa Lumpas?

In this Tabloid Edition of Q & Gay, Doug the Grumpy Gay’s stockier, not so muscular and perhaps somewhat older, H McDonald, delves into the massive fall from grace of a particularly famous talk show queen. But it appears, this is not the first time a talk show king or queen has had a spectacular fall. Oh how the ‘mighty’ have fallen?

Helen and Doug are at cross purposes Grumpsters. Doug wishes to undertake the quest to get the Dman (good old Beelzebub) to deposit the Tabloids into Room 666. However, Helen disagrees. Where would the world be without hard hitting journalistic gems like Terry and Russel’s Love Nest Exposed! The door may have to stay ajar on this one Douglas!

Hello Grumpsters, it’s Mr and Mrs Gray flying duo this week. Douglas has been forced by Matt and Helen to improve his 1970’s culinary skills by undertaking a Margaret Fulton inspired on-line course. So, we are back to basics this evening. Helen is kicking off this week with requiem, so to speak. Vale to the English language! And yes Grumpsters, that was an exclamation mark! (Yes that was another one).

Mr Gray is off on his merry way. He has a bee in his little pretty bonnet after his most recent purchase can with a suggestion of an additional purchase of a year’s supply of batteries. So, Matt is determined that this week, good old Beelzebub lying in his hammock on the patio of his condo in Hell will take his deposit of UPSELLING!

An oldy but a goody Grumpsters. Let’s face it the Grumpy Gays have been very reserved when it comes to addressing anything political. That was before the week that was in American Politics. From Melania’s green screen wardrobe malfunction to good old Don’s claims of peace and harmony, this week’s Eejits of the Week…American Politics!

We are on a roll Grumpsters, another week, another poor Grumpster in desperate need of our sage advice. Naughty but Nice is having an existential crisis and Helen and Matt are here to help. A break up, sexually transmitted debt and an ex who is a Luddite, oh what have you done Naughty but Nice?

They are back Grumpsters for yet another week of wicked witticisms and glorious griping. First up this week, our usual Mad Mad Mad Mad World with an interesting case of flatulence. Throw is the garbage your gender reveal lasagnas,  do away with you pet hippos highlighting your impending parenthood, it’s time to fart your way to announcing your new little puff of joy!

The Grumpy Gays really know how to pick the scab off the really important questions plaguing society! When you head out to do your civic duty every so many years what is better than a good old dirty sausage (no Douglas), some fried onions and a squeeze of the tomiato sauce. But where should the onions go? Under or over? Top or bottom? The answer to this age old question has the potential to change the course of many a Grumpsters’ existence. Never fear, Madam Tosser has raised her gavel, the...

It appears the delightful Beelzebub has been missing the Grumpy Gays futile efforts to deposit their pet hates in Room 666 for all eternity. So back with a vengeance (that really is an oversell if ever I heard one) Matt has decided to traverse those pesky layers of hell and make his way with an offering to B’Bub’s condo overlooking the fiery lake. This week’s attempted deposit – Automated Life! From self service checkouts demanding a bag that doesn’t exist to placing individual broccoli...

Helen is most excited at the prospect of a second miserable missive from an erstwhile Grumpster seeking the Grumpy Gays sage advice. That pesky carrier pidgeon has relayed said letter to Matt’s home to be unsheathed and read to all…but wait, what’s this. Who is the Thug and Meanie the Luscious Lesbian refers to in her correspondence? Could Doug and Matt have new monikers? It appears Grumpsters that this is in fact not a letter seeking sage advice but one of complaint. Who could it be from and...