We have reached the end of another exceptional episode. But wait, is there a CalaMATTy brewing right before our very ears? Miss Trilly, what are you doing to that chicken?

Matt, Helen and Doug have returned (yes yes unfortunately) to deliver yet another week of their unique brand of grumpiness. What better way to kick off the show with a decent dose of drama. Helen has really become quite the romantic in her dotage and this week’s Mad Mad Mad Mad World is an ode to all things love and marriage…with a good old grumpy gays twist. Stay tuned Grumpsters your in for another wonderful, grumpy, bumpy ride!

Quick fire is back and this week it all about turgid travel. Helen’s woeful wolling wuggage. Doug’s close call with the Bangkok Hilton and Matt’s smelly self in the Island of Women. Based on these stories it’s highlight likely that all three of them have visa restrictions in multiple countries!

It is the last in this collection of Series 2 Hit or Myth and Matt is stepping into the spotlight (both literally and figuratively). Oh the opportunity lost. He could have been the next Laurence Olivier but for a pesky little upstart named Noah and a temper tantrum. Ah Matthew…if only.

Matt, Helen and Doug are most excited. The carrier pigeon from hell has delivered a new Dear Grumpy Gay missive desperately seeking their sage advice. Poor mortified Lascivious Luddite has apparently permanently scarred his dear sweet mother with his newly selected podcast broadcast directly through her smart TV. Come on Grumpsters, learn to download your podcasts. More specifically, bloody subscribe to the Grumpy Gays podcast and download it.

Yes Grumpsters we have reached the end of this week’s wonderfully wicked winding way through all things Grumpy. Poor Angela must of course get her ‘prize’ from Matt by way of a particularly spectacular Lowku. We find out if Matt was actually destined for the stage and of course this week’s Grumpy Gay. Time to get guessing Grumpsters. Until next week!

Yes Grumpsters they are back for another week of grumpy goodness and it appears beige is the word du jour this week (Kelly Hoppen would be proud!). In this week’s edition of Mad Mad Mad Mad World the Grumpy Gays meet Florin Marin. Now we ain’t saying he’s a…you know how the song goes Grumpsters.

It is Doug’s turn to spin his tall tale in this week’s edition of Hit or Myth. What do merry old England, a road trip and a tub of natural yoghurt have in common. Absolutely nothing but according to Doug this combination were the catalyst for his transformation into a leading character from a major animation film. That is, if the pride of the pride was a tub of natural yoghurt and the pride were a group of arch conservative American tourist.

A meeting with no pants, a yawn mid-interview, a wayward nose pick whilst the global marketing manager berates you…what is the correct etiquette in this new online meeting world? Douglas, our hard hitting Q & Gay host poses the tough questions. Unsurprisingly, Helen is reveling in this new found ‘freedom’ of lack of direct person to person contact.

So Grumpsters this week the Grumpy Gays have decided to do a quick fire fly by night….WE INTERRUPT THIS TRANSMISSION FOR SOME BREAKING NEWS. Whilst in an off air conversation, our erstwhile Grumpy Gay, Matthew regailed Doug and Helen with his latest weekly tragedy. Not one to miss an opportunity to promote Matthew’s ritual humiliation, Douglas and Helen pressure Matt into telling everyone his CalaMATTY of the week!

We have reached the end of yet another grumpy bumpy episode of Grumpy Gays. Are you our next Grumpster of the Week? Head on over to the Grumpy Gays Instagram page and take your best shot! Until then Grumpsters. Adieu!

The Grumpy Gays have hit Prime Time and they are ready to rumble! Kicking off this week, Matt, Helen and Doug delve into the week that was…a Gwynne smelling candle (coffee with a hint of desperation) and discussing the new porcine Sheriffs running things in downtown Tuscany.  Yes Grumpsters it’s time to forget your truffles and come on get happy!

Was Helen actually Jason Donovan back in the 80’s? Where does one buy a knitted jumper with Boy George’s face on the front (just ask Doug about that)? The Grumpy Gays take a dash down memory lane in this edition of Back in My Day with a visit to the 1980’s.

In this episode of Hit or Myth, Helen seems to gain a new found ‘status’ in the eyes of her Grumpy Gay co-hosts, Matt and Doug. Is this tall tale of a haircut lost in translation and a trip to an underground nightclub in Rome the key to Helen’s mysterious past? Or is that Padrona Sferza to you?

Matt and Doug have thrown down the gauntlet. Faces may have been figuratively slapped with a extremely soft kid leather gloves. Witts (and we use that term loosely) have been drawn. In this new Grumpy Gay segment suitably titled Who Gives a Toss, Matt for the tops argues for those Grumpsters of the south whilst our very own bottom representative Doug is rambunctious in his ramblings of the merits of the north. Who does Madam Tosser (aka Helen) hold up as the victor…stay tuned to find out.

We wish we could say this was the low point of the show…we wish we could. Yes we have reached that time of the week where Matt delivers the final blow with his weekly Lowku for our Grumpster of the Week who correctly guessed our Grumpy Grab. Have a listen and see if you can be next week’s ‘winner’ if you guess correctly and post your answer on our Instagram page HERE

Helen is in search of new artwork for her humble abode. Seeking a modern day Rembrandt, Van Gough or Monet she stumbles upon and up and coming, so to speak, artiste. Truly a modern day Pricaso! Helen will no doubt regret the picture that is about to be painted when Doug and Matt investigate.

Matt, Helen and Doug all have something sticking in their craw (or is that collective craws?) this week in this special edition of Room 666. Kombucha, Pigeons or perhaps something more sinister. Will good old Beelzebub let the Grumpy Gays make a collective deposit in Room 666 this week?

Q and Gay call it a Same Sex Sermon, A Homo Homily, A Lesbian Lecture or even a Dirty Discourse. Yes lovely listeners, this is where the Grumpy Gays attempt to right some wrongs and maybe even pick the scab, of what’s been troubling us, before it starts to trouble you!   And who better to prompt all things rousing and robust than the interloper who first came to your attention as this show’s resident Angry Gay Man.  Douglas topic de jour this evening, masks.

Another new segment for Grumpy Gay aptly named CalaMATTy of the Week! Now Matthew is actually well known for his, misadventures. Nary a week goes past without Matt having some existential crisis. However in this, our first edition of CalaMATTy of the Week, Matt decides to drag poor little Miss Taneal (his reliable and trusty automobile). Several infringements and an empty bank account later…will Matthew ever learn his lesson?

Matt and Doug kick off Series Two determined to educate the unedumacated Grumpsters among us! Helen has, somewhat rudely apparently, said a HARD NO (apparently having lived through it once was more than enough for her). So Grumpsters this week’s episode is for everyone to get up to speed. Don’t know the origins of Matt’s Lowkus? Looking for your very own Mr Big Legs Bratislava? Met your very own Crouching Haus Frau! This week’s episode provides you with the ultimate HISTORY of the Grumpy Gays.

So Blanch, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia strap yourselves in and join in the Grumpy Gay vibe. The Grumpy Gays have decided to channel their not so inner Golden Girls and take a stroll down memory lane in this the Grumpy Gays Golden Girls Episode.

  What is your go to scent for a night of passion Grumpsters? Ginger with a hint of Bergamot, perhaps like Mister Gray you enjoy the waft of burning pizza box. Not if you’re an acolyte of a certain high profile celebitreneaur and her newly minted $100 plus This Candle smells like her orgasm…NO…just NO!

Before we say Adieu, the Grumpy Gays have a new and exciting (perhaps we are overselling it?) ‘competition’ for all our Grumpsters. It’s time to guess this week’s GRUMPY GRAB. Head over to the Grumpy Gays Instamagram and let us know where our Grumpy Grab of the week comes from. Next week…you could be our Grumpster of the week and shock horror, get a Lowku written by our very own Mr Gray.

The Grumpy Gays weekly quiz is back again with this week’s installment of HIT or MYTH. We get the answer to Mr Gray’s exploits in the land of the rising sun and now the AGM, our very own Doug attempts to confuse and confound Matt and Helen with his taupe tales.