Episodes
It's the episode that Mark should have edited and put up 2 months ago! We watched the movie representation of Mark's life goals, The Christmas House! We cover the highs, the lows, and the should have beens of this charming little movie. Tune in!
Published 02/17/21
Published 02/17/21
It's Jess's favorite movie ever? But does Mark agree? We go back to basics with the new Lacey Chabert....classic? It's Christmas Waltz!
Published 12/17/20
We're back with an actually really great Christmas movie! Flip the circuit breaker, grab a pull of taffy, and listen in as we talk Five Star Christmas! 
Published 12/09/20
Kevin's gone, Marv is gone, Harry is gone, Buzz is gone, but we're back with more Home Alone! We take a break from the McAllister family to...steal microchips? Wait? What is this movie? Tune in to find out!
Published 04/29/20
Kevin is not following CDC guidelines and is off to New York! The Wet Bandits are back, but can they all deliver a movie as good as the first? Tune in to find out!
Published 04/15/20
We're on lock down, so we're going to Macaulay Culkin to figure out how to be home alone! Grab your paint cans and watch out for nails because this is war!
Published 04/01/20
I...just don't know what to say about this episode. I'm still not sure what happened. D3. The Mighty Ducks. Tune in. That's all I can say. 
Published 03/11/20
The quack is back, and it's everyone's favorite of the trilogy. Well...almost everyone's. Will Jess and Mark find common ground on the best Mighty Ducks movie or will it take the power of D3 to reunite the podcast? Tune in to find out!
Published 03/04/20
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! Everyone join together in a Flying V and listen to us talk about our childhoods and possibly what hockey penalties mean. Tune in because we're talking about The Mighty Ducks, cake eaters!
Published 02/26/20
There's no crying in podcasting anymore because we're back with A League of Their Own! We'll see who's team Dottie and who is team Kit, plus what do we feel really happened on that final play? Tune in!
Published 02/13/20
Want to know what we think about The Princess Bride? As you wish. Tune in! 
Published 01/29/20
We're doing that thing we do by watching That Thing You Do! It's one of Jess's favorites, but Mark has never seen it. Will it be one of his favorites as well? Tune in!
Published 01/15/20
We didn't get you a present for Christmas, but it sure looks like You've Got Mail! It's everyone's mom's favorite movie, and hopefully, it will be yours too. Tune in!
Published 01/08/20
Awkward misunderstandings, initially being with the wrong guy, overheard conversations, dead parents, and Christmas? Are we sure this isn't a Hallmark movie? See what we think about While You Were Sleeping! 
Published 12/19/19
Surprise! It's a bonus episode! While Jess is away, Mark invites his friend Kevin on to talk about #ChristmasTown! What did they think? Were they a little loud at times (warning)? Can we talk about the cat? Tune in!
Published 12/11/19
Take a Roman holiday with us as we talk about Christmas in Rome! We dare you to say this was just a mediocre movie when we're through. 
Published 12/04/19
We're celebrating our return to the Hallmark scene with...a non-Hallmark movie. We're breaking all the rules and watching all of out favorites this Christmas, so tune in for The Holiday!
Published 11/27/19
It's a Christmas movie! Did we record this in July? Yes, but at least we're closer. It's the first Hallmark movie Mark watched two years ago, and now we're breaking it down! Tune in!
Published 11/20/19
Weather starting to get cold? Well, how about an episode about a movie we recorded in the summer?!? So grab your shorts and sunhat because The Single Girl joins Mark to talk about Paris, Wine, and Romance. It's better than a cup of hot chocolate! 
Published 11/13/19
Picture it: pears. Pear orchards. Pear cobbler. Medicine. Intrigued? Then you must work for Hallmark! It's Harvest Love, and we're going to decide if it's a Will or a Ronnie. 
Published 05/08/19
One year of Hallmark, so we're celebrating with She's All That! Seems about right. We're talking about problematic 90s behavior, crazy schools, and trend setting moments!
Published 04/18/19
What's a five letter word for awesome? LACEY! We're solving puzzles, making leaps, and admiring the energy level of an old man as we watch the first episode of Crossword Mysteries!
Published 04/11/19
It's our one year anniversary, and what better way to celebrate than with special guest Loree Stark from A Very Hallmark Christmas?!? We're solving crimes and recalling times when suspects were spotted, fingerprints were blotted, and time was allotted for podcasting. Tune in!
Published 04/04/19
We absolutely love Jen Lilley and think she is a great person and actress, so why are we not into "Yes, I Do"? We'll discuss that along with great parents, a Jonas wedding, and therapy. So much therapy. See if you can count the number of exasperated sighs in this episode and the first person with the correct answer will receive a personalized exasperated sigh from Mark personally! It's a terrible prize.
Published 03/27/19