Now that break dancing and skateboarding are Olympic sports, you have to wonder, what’s next? There are reports that the next Olympic games will be even more inclusive with more woke favorites like Olympic Graffiti competition and saying LIKE the most times in a sentence. “It’s how we live today,” said one Olympic official just back from getting her roots done. So then, why didn’t we get Roller Derby at the Olympics? Skipped right over that. If you remember Cannibal and the Headhunters, one of the great bands from the time before filtered water, you'll know their hit record, Land of a Thousand Dances that predicted all of this along with noting that a giant of a man would appear, permanently dressed in orange, who would lead the way out of the internet and back into the light. It’s not Keyser Sose either. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands