Episodes
We watched The Sadness before it was available for streaming in the US because we are a big time movie review podcast. I can easily say that this is one of the craziest movies I’ve ever seen, and will stick with me for a long time. @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website https://youtu.be/VUR1DWh7eLs Synopsis The Sadness follows boyfriend Jim (Berant Zhu) and girlfriend Kat (Regina Lei) on their...
Published 05/11/22
Don't let the subtitles turn you off. This is one of the best theatrical horror movie releases of the year. The Hatching will stay with you, especially if you were raised by a narcissist. * (1:12) - Intro* (4:51) - Synopsis* (5:21) - Review* (13:52) - Score* (18:29) - Spoilers* (1:28:19) - Taglines* (1:32:57) - Interview with mystery cast member Artwork by Dustin Goebel @dgoebel00 on instagram Synopsis Finnish freshman director Hanna Bergholm heads...
Published 05/04/22
We watched The Wailing on Shudder.com and found out just how badly a well meaning dad can f**k up his entire family. A lesson I learned long ago. @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. https://youtu.be/43uAputjI4k Synopsis Jong-goo (Kwak Do-won) is a local policeman and caring father to Hyo-jin (Hwan-hee Kim), the precocious young daughter. A stranger enters their village and immediately...
Published 04/27/22
The movie that launched a thousand stationary camcorders. Paranormal Activity cracked the code of found footage to make one of the most successful horror movies of all time. Listen to our review and see if it still holds up. * (1:12) - Intro* (7:24) - Synopsis* (8:52) - Review* (13:37) - Score* (19:11) - Spoilers* (1:11:13) - Taglines Artwork by Dustin Goebel @dgoebel00 on instagram Synopsis Paranormal Activity follows Katie and Micah, young...
Published 04/20/22
We saw Willow Creek on Vudu and it was everything that I remember about talking to Bigfoot believers. @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. * (1:23) - Intro* (6:00) -Synopsis* (7:15) -Review* (12:30) -Score* (19:15) -Spoilers* (49:30) - Final Recommendations* (52:15) - Horror or Porno https://youtu.be/wJ5GEkHsnrs Synopsis Willow Creek is a found footage film focused on bigfoot...
Published 04/13/22
The Possession of Hannah Grace does the smart move and doesn't make itself a carbon copy of all The Exorcist copycats. This is an interesting twist on the demon possession sub genre and is well crafted enough to overcome its repetitiveness. * (1:24) - Intro* (6:30) - Trailer* (8:59) - Synopsis* (11:21) - Review* (13:17) - Score* (22:45) - Spoilers* (1:13:12) - Horror Movie Whooores* (1:34:21) - @this_bird_* (1:57:10) - Bad Reviews for Good Movies* (2:01:11) - Rotten...
Published 04/06/22
We watched Puppet Master on Tubi and were reminded of a simpler time, a time when puppets rules the earth and we were helpless to prevent their tyrannical rule. * (1:00) - Intro* (5:30 ) - Synopsis* () - Review* (10:20) - Score* (20:45) - Spoilers* (56:39) - Talking about the live show* (1:15:20) - Horror Movie Whooores @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. ...
Published 03/30/22
Is X going to give it to you? Yes, indubitably, X is going to give it to you. * (2:41) - Intro* (6:00) - Trailer* (8:46) - Synopsis* (9:30) - Review* (18:14) - Spoilers* (1:16:34) - Horror or Porno?* (1:34:21) - Horror Movie Whoooores Artwork by Dustin Goebel @dgoebel on Insta Synopsis In the Halcyon days of mid-coke, pre-aids 1979, a fledgling porn production crew sets off to Rural Texas to try and film the next mainstream breakout porno, ala...
Published 03/23/22
We went and saw Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil and it reminded me how stupid college kids are. * (5:00) - Intro* (8:51) - Synopsis* () - Review* (14:00) - Score* (20:45) - Spoilers* (1:05:15) - New commercials and what to expect in the future* (1:15:15) - Nice Reviews @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. https://youtu.be/l1t8OZn_uhE Synopsis Tucker (Alan Tudyk) and Dale (Tyler Labine)...
Published 03/16/22
Ever want to see the Foo Fighters in a horror movie? To bad you’re getting one anyway. * (1:59) - Intro* (4:45) - Trailer* (7:41) - Synopsis* (8:52) - Review* (21:04) - Spoilers* (53:01) - Make It Better Artwork by Dustin Goebel @dgoebel on Insta Synopsis Studio 666, starring the Foo Fighters, tells the story of the band recording it’s 10th album in a haunted mansion. Decades earlier the mansion was the site of an infamous rock band murder suicide....
Published 03/09/22
We watched the wildly popular and controversial new film on Netflix, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and were shocked by the amount of home renovation involved in this iteration of the classic slasher franchise. * (2:24) - Intro* (7:45) - Synopsis* (8:51) - Review* (13:15) - Score* (18:40) - Spoilers* (1:11:10) - Which Killer Wins? @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. ...
Published 03/02/22
Drag Me To Hell brings Sam Raimi back to what he does best. Over the top, tongue in cheek horror. If you haven't seen this one, you should. * (1:20) - Intro* (4:24) - Trailer* (7:01) - Synopsis* (8:22) - Review* (12:15) - Score* (20:59) - Spoilers* (1:06:35) - Horror Movie Whooores Synopsis Drag Me To Hell, Directed by Sami Raimi, and starring Alison Lohman and the Mac guy, follows Christine Brown as she suffers the consequences of a Gypsy curse. She is...
Published 02/23/22
We watched 13 Ghosts on HBOMAX and it was exactly what I thought it would be, which is Ghost Ship meets Event Horizon with a side order of Wrong Turn. * (0:55) - Intro* (6:45) -Synopsis* (8:00) -Review* (11:40) -Score* (18:40) -Spoilers* (48:45) - Final Recommendations* (52:15) - Bad Reviews for Good Movies @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. ...
Published 02/16/22
The Silence of the Lambs is known and memed today, over 30 years after it's release. There is a reason for that, it's one of the best movies ever made. * (1:37) - Intro* (6:37) - Trailer* (9:26) - Synopsis* (10:03) - Review* (21:56) - Spoilers* (1:07:24) - Horror Movie Whooores Synopsis The Silence of the Lambs stars Jodie Foster as Clarice Starling, an FBI trainee tasked with interviewing a psychopathic serial killer and psychologist Hannibal Lecter...
Published 02/09/22
We went and saw Scream and it was pretty much exactly what I figured it would be. @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. * (9:15) -Synopsis* (10:00) -Review* (14:00) -Score* (24:00) -Spoilers* (1:10:20) - A Letter from Jess https://youtu.be/-TfkyBWEoWY Synopsis Scream is a story about a movie about a movie. A young girl get’s called on the phone and brutally attacked by a masked...
Published 02/02/22
This hostel is so... hostile! This week we review Hostel, Eli Roth's torture-porn masterpiece. * (1:37) - Intro* (10:07) - Synopsis* (10:52) - Review* (21:30) - Score Synopsis College school student Josh is a good student and nice guy - albeit a little predictable. He is unceremoniously dumped by his whorish girlfriend. Among the people he turns to in his hour of despair is his Icelandic pal, Oli and American buddy Paxton. Josh, impulsively for a change,...
Published 01/26/22
We watched Dawn of the Dead (2004) on Amazon because our Patrons told us to and I was not disappointed in the least. * (1:34) - Intro* (7:40) - Trailer* (9:43) - Synopsis* (10:45) - Review* (18:00) - Score* (28:00) - Spoilers* (1:09:45) - Hotline An Advice Podcast* (1:12:00) - Spotify Deal Talk https://youtu.be/j69OPw9nFHw Synopsis A nurse, policeman, young married couple, and a salesman walks into a mall…  Following the downfall of...
Published 01/19/22
Babadook...dook...dook! * (1:28) - Intro* (6:55) - Synopsis* (7:54) - Review* (10:20) - Score* (17:52) - Spoilers* (1:12:05) - Taglines* (1:12:49) - Bad Reviews for Good Movies Artwork by Dustin Goebel (follow @dgoebel00 on instagram) Synopsis The Babadook is writer/director Jennifer Kent’s film debut, and she comes out of the gate strong. The film is about a single mother Amelia Vanek (Essie Davis) and her 6 year old son Samuel (Noah Wiseman) struggling...
Published 01/12/22
This week we are having a different kind of show. This show we are looking back at the delightsome year that was 2021, and awarding the best and worst of Horror Movie Talk. * (2:10) - Intro* (3:05) - Best New Ad* (9:45) - Best New Drop* (13:30) - Best New Bit* (25:15) - Best Guest Appearance* (29:15) - Best Interview* (30:30) - Best Tagline* (35:30) - Best Accent* (43:30) - Worst Horror Movie We Watched This Year* (49:45) - Best Horror Movie We Watched This Year* (53:00) -...
Published 01/05/22
Something in The Mist! This week our patrons picked The Mist for us to review. It was my first viewing, and even having had the ending spoiled, this one still holds up after over a decade. * (1:19) - Intro* (5:48) - Trailer* (8:29) - Synopsis* (9:26) - Review* (12:37) - Score* (19:24) - Spoilers* (1:08:59) - Don't Blank on "The __________"* (1:16:38) - Horror Movie Whoooores Artwork by Dustin Goebel (follow @dgoebel00 on instagram) Synopsis Thomas Jane...
Published 12/29/21
This was a really interesting movie that Bryce loved and David had strange feelings about. If you want to gain access to the full review, head over to patreon.com/horrormovietalk and sign up for the We All Spoop for Ice Spoop tier. That get’s you access to: * The Afterpods* Early Access to all reviews* The Ability to vote for 1 movie a month for us to watch* Thank you card loaded with stickers
Published 12/24/21
The Gingerdead Man is just one of Charles Band's 69 directed films and 342 produced films. You'd be hard pressed to call The Gingerdead Man a good movie, but that doesn't mean it isn't a real fun time. You get to enjoy Gary Busey's unhinged performance and a hilarious gingerbread man puppet commit homicide. What's not to love? We also have the special treat to interview the legend himself, Charles Band, about his new memoire and about what it was like to work with Gary Busey (not...
Published 12/22/21
We went and saw Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City, the reboot to the Resident Evil series, and I was pleasantly surprised by the total lack of Paul W.S. Anderson and Milla Jovovich. @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. * (5:45) -Synopsis* (6:25) -Review* (16:00) -Score* (24:15) -Spoilers* (59:30) - Rotten Tomatoes Game* (1:08:15) - HMT...
Published 12/15/21
As an early Christmas gift to our listeners, and thanks to everyone that got us to our goal of 100 patrons at Patreon.com/horrormovietalk, we are releasing our own commentary track for The Human Centipede. Just fire up your copy of the movie and press play when we tell you in the audio track to follow along.
Published 12/14/21
Sometimes an anthology movie hits you just right. A Christmas Horror Story tells four tales of fright ranging from unnerving to dumb fun. It's low budget, but enjoyable. Listen to our review. * (1:00) - Intro* (5:53) - Trailer* (8:49) - Synopsis* (9:40) - Review* (11:21) - Score* (26:24) - Spoilers* (58:26) - Horror or Porno XXXMas Edition @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. Synopsis In the fictional...
Published 12/08/21