Alternative title: The Secret Seven: Seven Cheers for the Curse of Rock n' Roll! This week we're reading Reese Witherspoon endorsed, fake rock band biography 'Daisy Jones and the Six' by Taylor Jenkins Reid. Alex wonders what poor hack will get stuck writing the music for the TV adaption. Claire gets confused about what you'd mean if you said a person's eyes were 'cornflower blue' and cries again. Don't write a song about her. Caution: This episode includes stirring a capella versions of 'I Got You Babe,' 'Senorita' and 'Don't You Want Me.' Be there or be Dorian Gray's cursed face!