Alternative title: Anthony Bourdain was old man fit. This week we read Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain. Alex guides Claire in learning about and mourning Mr. Bourdain, whose book about getting mad high and cooking fancy came out in 2000 and stopped thousands, maybe millions of people ordering fish on Monday. Come for Bourdain's hilarious misadventures, stay for Alex and Claire's personal anecdotes about working in the world's shittiest restaurant; stealing their own tips and licking the spoons of those who wronged them. TW: Anthony Bourdain committed suicide and we discuss this event throughout the podcast.