How to keep score at a Cubs game and find the best seat on your next flight.

This week we save a marriage and improve the most awkward minute of your day.

This week we find out why EJ sings.

How AC/DC could save your life, and we defend weasels.

How to keep a secret, and how to say goodbye bye bye.

A 21st Century mom gets a visit from the 24th Century.

How to avoid a bad bee sting, get back at bad Facebook posters, and look cool when you're carrying a Trapper Keeper.

How to shake hands like a politician, free up space on your iPhone, and talk about golf.

The fun way to monitor air pollution and deal with an annoying co-worker.

How to defeat the Nazis and wind the Great Clock.

We talk to astronauts on the International Space Station, and help name a burrito restaurant here on earth.

How to start your day and clean the ceiling.

How to tell the presidential candidates apart and count seconds effectively.

How to actually enjoy yourself at the symphony, and sneak your name into your favorite TV show.

This episode has nothing to do with the movie "Love & Basketball."

Special guest Nick Offerman solves your biggest problem, and who to call when a killer asteroid is on its way.

How to make your food taste sweeter, and valentines that say Be Someone Else's.

How to leave a message, send a message, and destroy drones.

Boy, that title makes it seem like a different show this week. Note: this podcast contains no actual Donald Trump.

How to make s'mores in the most dangerous way possible, and how to make s'peace with your rooster.

How to sleep with the fishes and live like El Chapo.

How to talk about the stock market, get an elk out of your basement, and spoil SpaghettiOs.

How to deter thieves, tell a bedtime story, hum a song, and find sunken treasure.

How to celebrate Christmas in Catalonia, ruin French toast, and get a seat on the subway.

How to find giant insects, serve eggnog, and welcome extraterrestrials.