In our last episode, we learn how to drink tea, build human towers, watch the sunset forever and find the Ian inside all of us.

We learn what happened to a two-thousand year-old toe, and what to do when our voices make you sick.

Devil In The White City author Erik Larson helps us write gooder, and we tell you how to snack silently at the movies.

Mark Bittman helps us answer a very creepy question, and we learn who's helping the Obamas move.

How to talk to fish and protect your yard signs.

We help you brush that dirt off your shoulder and get the most out of your Reese's.

We tell you how to get deep and how to fake childhood memories.

A listener needs help opening his Velcro bag quietly, so we call in the military.

How to get people to remember your name and find thousands of worms. Note: this episode talks about curse words but bleeps them out. It's educational, but there's a lot of cursing.

We tell you how to keep your fries crispy and make your friends cry.

How to lose to Usain Bolt by a slightly smaller margin, and another use for your bowling shoes.

How to endure hearing someone describe their dream.

How to bathe discreetly and get close to a panda.

How to pick a winner in a bear v. tiger fight, find an endangered species, and eat spicy food.

How to train your pet jellyfish and plan a wedding no one will forget.

With how-to advice from a bunch of Olympians and Patrick Stewart.

How to protect your cow and pull a loose tooth.

How to celebrate your new favorite holiday and enjoy the Summer Olympics.

How to talk to a dinosaur and survive a public bathroom.

How to have less fun at the beach, and how to enjoy graham crackers.

How to defend against the dark arts, call someone a jerk, and look cool around dads.

We help Ryan and Ryan, and learn what bees are thinking.

How to blend into the background, and harness the secret power of watermelon.

Why you do what you do when you've really gotta go.