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Carl burnell via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/23/23
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“The survival tips, from the more realistic to the more outlandish (and fun), the reviews, the tangents, the jokes, the outtakes… all make for great entertainment and a cool way to delve into horror movies.”
Inara R. via Apple Podcasts ·
Italy ·
10/02/23
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“Been listening and re-listening for years now, and have always thoroughly enjoyed it. Great combination of film criticism, survival tips, fantastic hosts, and Joe forgetting the name of 47 Metres Down.
10/10”
db2282 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
04/19/23
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“They made me write this at the end of there episode alien cubed. But in all honesty i do love this podcast very much live the content. I was hoping you could cover the goonies because its s classic.”
rpgmaster123 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/09/23
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“Wow, Did you know if you get a new phone. You can give another 5 star review. So I have given you 10 stars.
I won’t say I bought a new phone just to do this, because that is lie.
Keep it up guys, whether it’s twice a month or twice a year I’ll be here”
Vicko01 via Apple Podcasts ·
Australia ·
02/22/23
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“But most importantly, I survived.”
Steph Tha God via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
12/11/22
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“say what you will about british people but they can make a good podcast 💯💯”
Master5437 via Apple Podcasts ·
New Zealand ·
11/10/22
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“This is one of the best podcasts I’ve come across in quite a while. I paint for a living and Chris and Joe help break up the monotony of menial labor. I’ve also made the mistake of listening to the podcast when I’m out in public, causing me to look like a crazy person because I’m just laughing to...”Read full review »
Igolftoo via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/05/22
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“An absolutely brilliant podcast, and sorely missed during their hiatus. I’ve been listening and re listening for years now and every episode is lovingly, thoughtfully and hilariously put together. I even put my hand in my pocket for the subscription, well worth it. Keep up the amazing work...”Read full review »
r#k# via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/21/22
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“I absolutely adore this podcast. The hosts are witty and hilarious and no doubt handsome.”
DoubleDDucky via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/27/22
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“I found this podcast from the marathon youtube marathon videos and have been a big fan since. the podcast is consistently entertaining and i’m always looking forward to the next episode. keep it up guys!”
quintin199 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/08/22
“Hi, over the last 4 years I've been surfing Spotify for good quality horror movie podcasts with interesting POV and fresh humour. Your show is one of the most interesting podcasts which I've come across. Long time Alien fan, I've listened to many of your episodes and plan to go...”Read full review »
mozyk.net via Apple Podcasts ·
Bulgaria ·
03/15/22
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“Been listening for a few years and I always find the episodes great fun. The guys involved always make me laugh with their views on various movies. Keep up the great work!”
NikNikSmith via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
01/04/22
“I’ve heard what Chris Morris and Joe Shervell have had to say about horror and other films and how to survive in them, in a funny, interesting, and especially completely unpretentious way from the very start, and I’ve enjoyed every episode. 5 stars. My favourite podcast!”
mediocre cyclist via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
12/25/21
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“Limerick please”
StrikingBanana via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
11/21/21
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“Thankful for the many years you guys have been doing this. Always puts a smile on my face when I see a new episode is out. :)”
Cowboyfishboy via Apple Podcasts ·
Australia ·
11/21/21
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“I’ve been watching and listening to the podcast since the Saw marathon and loved it. They always come up with interesting ways to survive (usually through pointing out how trash the characters are) but I also get to learn about the aspects of movies that make them unique and good that I wouldn’t...”Read full review »
HOCS5 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
11/04/21
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“My favourite podcast, hands down. I love horror movies and Chris and Joe do an amazing job running down what's actually gone on in the movie, whether it's even good or not and how they'd survive. Their PATREON EXLUSIVE episode on 47 Meters Down is pure gold and probably resulted in...”Read full review »
Caffynater via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
11/04/21
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“I have listened for years now and love the chat, finally got my brother onto it too. Keep em coming!”
AndrewB8888 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/26/21
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“Started with one of the marathon (as most listeners did) and continued from there and it’s been amazing to listen to. Thanks for making a funny podcast about survival.”
Morrison Outlaw via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/05/21
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“Great film reviews, discovered these guys from the marathon of final destination and have never regretted it”
Keevo32 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/05/21
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“Love the podcast! Always look forward to the next one. Long time listener”
mikeybud77 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/03/21
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“There once was two guys, rather slow. A podcast they wanted to grow. They found a nice gimmick, Impossible to mimic. How to survive, the show.”
Christiantm via Apple Podcasts ·
Norway ·
09/29/21
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“Really enjoyable, funny and well written and researched podcast, thank guys”
Damo1977a via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/28/21
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“I absolutely love how genuine Joe and Chris are, makes for such a fun listen. I get excited for every episode and feels like a conversation with friends. It’s great to listen to if you have seen the movie or not. I usually go and watch after I have listened if not. I’ve been a listener since the...”Read full review »
Woooorhi via Apple Podcasts ·
Australia ·
09/26/21
“Can’t remember how I found these guys but I’ve been listening for the last few years whilst living in Asia. Episodes have been played in China, Vietnam, Myanmar, India, Kyrgyzstan, Indonesia, Thailand and probably a few other places. Remember listening to an episode whilst I was trekking through...”Read full review »
PapaEpsilon via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/25/21
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“Easily my most frequented podcast show. I go out of my way to watch movies they review (yes, even the entire Friday the 13th franchise.... sigh) and I have listened to many episodes several times.
The guys have a great style, humor and critical analysis. Scroll through the catalogue and find a...”Read full review »
Aussie Adam O via Apple Podcasts ·
Australia ·
09/24/21
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“Found these guys after the Saw marathon about 2 years ago. I’m so appreciative of this show and the work they put into it. I always look forward to new releases.
Listening from Chico, California!”
JaredTheBiologist via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/17/21
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“Absolutely love this podcast! Been an avid listener since the beginning and have listened to every one.
Because of that it would be AMAZING if more content was uploaded to save me listening to old ones haha.
Brilliant however!”
T-ShepBrav via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/03/21
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“Discovered this podcast this year it’s been a real lifesaver during lockdown.”
Plez333 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
12/12/20
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“I’m a fairly new listener and it seems the host add a new dynamic in each episode. They intelligently and hilariously dissect formulaic horror movie plots. A great treat for horror movie fans”
weirdostephy via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/11/20
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“Been listening since the very beginning, when I just stumbled across this by accident.
Quality is consistently excellent!”
Freddy 1991 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
11/09/20
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“This is probably the most intelligent conversation you’ll find currently happening about horror movies, all with an acknowledgement that most of them are “rubbish.” But escapism is gold these days, and I appreciate the detailed dissection of the worlds created in these films, as well as a...”Read full review »
Brooklyn_Jim via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/22/20
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“Holy wow this podcast needs to be heard by more people. It’s as good as The Flop House and HDTGM, if that tells you anything. Two hilarious & charming brits dissect horror movies and tell you how to survive them. Fans of comedy movie podcasts, this is your next binge.”
Nudled Fork Stoon via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/11/20
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“This show is amazingly funny and I don’t understand how there aren’t any more reviews. You guys are amazing!”
Villeggg via Apple Podcasts ·
Sweden ·
07/10/20
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“Survive this . You wont regret it !
really great show , funny , clever . Keep it up please !”
Suicidal 90 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
06/20/20
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“This podcast is one of my favourites. Sometimes podcasts have a great idea behind them, but I can’t stand listening to the hosts or don’t find them particularly entertaining. This podcast is a great balance between humour and film analysis, and I’m slowly making my way through the back catalogue....”Read full review »
huffpuff via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
05/26/20
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“I’ve listened to nearly every episode and I can’t wait for more”
Josiah Evans via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/13/20
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“This is just a very good podcast from two very funny and intelligent guys.
Insanely fortunate that people like this exist to provide us with a podcast/content we didn’t know we wanted but enjoy so much.
The boys are onto something good, and I hope they realise not only how great their content...”Read full review »
Jeff (from Chester) via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
12/02/19
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“i like to listen to this podcast when i feel lonely and then i feel better :-)”
steven_likes_hts via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
11/09/19
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“Hi Joe and Chris! My name is Rebecca, and I live in Orlando (currently subjugated by the mouse, send help). Just wanted to say I found your podcast about a month ago and have since listened to e v e r y episode! Went through some major bumps in the road and am now living alone, but having you...”Read full review »
RebeccaCrossbane via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
11/09/19
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“I’m writing this review from my holiday in Spain where the How To Survive Podcast has been a staple of my days in the sun. The podcast is perfect for any occasion be that sunbathing, relaxing after a long day of work, or in a life-threatening situation where you need the urgent help of two...”Read full review »
Fajdndnaksd via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/29/19
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“I’ve listened to 110 episode. Every single episode the two hosts have pestered me for a review. Here you go.. You're welcome.
That being said, this podcast is my favorite. Keep up the great work fellas.”Read full review »
Spencer9160 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/21/19
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“Great podcast if you are in to horror movies. Very entertaining and also educational. I have already learnt how to survive dream demons, natural disasters, goats, zombies,...”
Elise_E via Apple Podcasts ·
Belgium ·
10/17/19
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“a brilliant podcast that can bring tears to your eyes with laughter. joe and chris are astute, woke, and sweet hosts; and the format is tight and effective! listen and love x”
mammamiaculpa via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/14/19
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