Episodes
-In this episode: In the exciting conclusion, Marie tries to dognap Elf at gunpoint, only to be foiled by Elf's teeth, Dan's flying tackle, and June's cool command of the situation.
Published 04/25/07
-In this episode: Dan takes June to Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade to cheer her up. They're reunited with Elf when he jumps from Marie's arms and fulfills everyone's fantasy by attacking the Barney balloon.
Published 04/24/07
-In this episode: Dan and June mourn the loss of their little buddy and Elf misses them, too, even though he's living the good life in a Manhattan penthouse.
Published 04/23/07
-In this episode: Dan and Jerry get no help from the police, so they investigate Elf's dognapping themselves. They find a bloody trail, but no Elf.
Published 04/22/07
-In this episode: Elf goes to breakfast with Dan and June, but the dognappers strike and Elf disappears-again.
Published 04/21/07
-In this episode: With the help of Elf's nose, Dan, Jerry, and Edgar trail Bruce Rose to a tryst with a certain amateur porno star.
Published 04/20/07
-In this episode: While the dognappers cross and double-cross each other, Elf develops a taste for television--cable, not programs.
Published 04/19/07
-In this episode: Dan and Elf go to obedience school, where Dan learns some important lessons and comes home with a whole new Elf - literally.
Published 04/18/07
-In this episode: Marie almost gets away with Elf by promising him an amorous adventure, but neighbor John Rantze inadvertently foils the plot by calling the cops to complain about all the barking.
Published 04/17/07
-In this episode: Elf house-trains Dan while Bruce Rose tricks June into sending Dan and Elf into an ambush.
Published 04/16/07
-In this episode: Marie Carcioma lights a fire under Bruce Rose while Dan and Jerry carry their investigation to the pet store, where they hear a horrifying tale about Selena Kisco.
Published 04/15/07
-In this episode: Dan and Jerry stake out their first suspects, Selena Kisco tries a smash-and-grab at the mall, and Elf finds a snack in the shoe department at Nordstrom.
Published 04/14/07
-In this episode: Elf tries to make friends with a creature of the feline persuasion while Edgar tries to persuade Dan to do unnatural things to his body with magnets.
Published 04/13/07
-In this episode: Elf makes amorous advances toward several other patients in the vet's waiting room while Marie clashes and crashes with Bruce Rose.
Published 04/12/07
-In this episode: Elf comes home with some six-legged friends and Dan goes in search of a cure. Selena Kisco invites Bruce Rose to search for Elf under--or on--her bed.
Published 04/11/07
-In this episode: Elf becomes the ex-officio mayor of Harrington but is almost chased out of office when Marie spots him on the street.
Published 04/10/07
-In this episode: The groomer, Amanda, gets much more than she bargains for when she makes a mysterious phone call. While Dan's talking to the detectives, Elf goes apartment hunting.
Published 04/09/07
-In this episode: Elf gets a bath, then he gets stinky even. In desperation, Dan takes him to a groomer, who has plans of her own for the little son of a champion.
Published 04/08/07
-In this episode: Elf creates a distraction, then helps himself to Christmas dinner. Later, Dan finds out there's a murder in his new dog's pedigree.
Published 04/07/07
-In this episode: June gets a surprise when she tries to give Elf to her mother for Christmas.
Published 04/06/07
-In this episode: Dan barely stays out of jail when his canine companion finally decides to trade wilderness living for the front seat of a police cruiser.
Published 04/05/07
-In this episode: Marie Carcioma and Selena Kisco hatch their plots to dognap Elf while Dan and the gang continue their search in the woods.
Published 04/04/07
-In this episode: Dan and his pals literally beat the bushes for Elf as the cold-blooded dog-nappers circle like a pack of greedy wolves.
Published 04/03/07
-In this episode: Murder takes center stage as nefarious show dog breeders track Elf to Dan and June--who don't suspect a thing.
Published 04/02/07