Remember a few weeks ago Tom asked someone out on the podcast? Tom shares how the date went. PLUS: some fun behind the scenes of the 2024 Massapequa High School Homecoming Game. 

It’s a 23 minute behind the scenes video blog on the making of a 30 second commercial. Tom Kelly filming a commercial for Autospa of Williston Park that will air on News 12 on Long Island. It’s the culmination of a year of being a “local influencer” on Long Island. Like a typical Tom Kelly video blog, Tom meets some characters including the team from Wigand Brothers Funeral Home and an AutoSpa employee encouraging Tom to take a chance on love. Book Tom for your Long Island commercial: Mike...

NON POLITICAL SHOW: Tom Kelly goes to Quinnipiac's 2024 Homecoming with his friend Jack. Jack finds a Penny that he left in the ceiling of his freshman year dorm. Jack reminds Tom of the time he competed in the Mr. Quinnipiac beauty contest. Did Tom almost get into a fight with a bunch of Delta Sigma Phi frat guys? Plus: Is it weird to go to a reunion! 

It's the Day After Election Day and we DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE ELECTION. We do not talk about Donald Trump or Kamala Harris. We play a game: Are You Smarter Than This Celebrity? What is a Dutch Uncle?

Was Tony Hichcliffe of the podcast Kill Tony racist when he performed at the Trump Rally at Madison Square Garden on October 27th? Tom Kelly, former warm up comedian for The View, Good Morning America and America’s Got Talent and other shows does a beat by beat analysis of Tony’s performance. Why was he booked to perform at a political rally? Did Tony Hinchcliffe’s easy and racist humor distract from Tony’s really smart joke? Is ”roast humor” really the same as comedy? What’s the difference...

The New York Liberty have won the WNBA Championship bringing New York City’s first ticker tape parade in the Canyon of Heros in 15 years. Tom meets regular people on the parade route asking them what a Liberty championship means to New York. Glimpses / Appearances by: New York Liberty’s Breanna Stewart New York Liberty’s Sabrina Ionescu Barclay’s Bank Governor Kathy Hochul Senator Chuck Schumer The New York City Department Of Sanitation HSS And Brooklyn’s Own . . . Honcho Brando

Tom Kelly sees a silly warning sign that Kamala Harris is going to lose the election.  Tom saw the same warning sign when Hillary Clinton lost in 2018. - Tom's failed attempt to meet Busy Philipps and Caissie St. Onge from Busy Philipps is trying her best! - Danielle Dietzek Cofounder of Fourplay Social. Fourplay Social is an app that focuses on… double dating, allowing users to team up with a friend to meet and match with other pairs. The idea is to make dating more fun and less awkward...

Legendary baseball player Pete Rose has passed away. To many, Pete Rose will be remembered for his gambling. But stories of Pete Rose being “Charlie Hustle” have affected Tom’s stand up career. Tom reviews Nobody Wants This starring Kristen Bell and Adam Brody. Does the show portray Jewish culture in a positive light? 15:00 Tom compares the DJI Mic 2 with a Shure studio microphone. Plus other fun!

Comedian Roundtable: What’s the thing you are good at that you’re doing so much that it’s keeping you from learning how to do other things well? Dante Nero of the Man School 202 joins Dry Salami podcast stars Dominic Leonelli and Dan Harumi. Dante brings up the thought that sometimes the very thing that’s working for you is keeping you from making it to the next level. What’s working for you may be messing you up? Plus: Who’s worse? New York City Mayor Eric Adams who is facing criminal...

It's Tom Kellys first college football game at West Virginia University! What does Tom need to learn attending his first tailgate and game? Why is it illegal to burn a sofa in Morgantown? Plus: Mountaineer Field at Milan Puskar Stadium. Drama ensues!

Comedian Tom Kelly is at West Virginia University on the eve of attending his first college football game. Tom delivers drugs! Tom learns a shocking personal detail about an Uber Driver! The Uber Driver shares her revelation about West Virginia Students.

A simple and contemplative episode 400 . . . what has Tom learned from podcasting.  Plus a huge magic mirror!  Did you make the list?

Tom Kelly attends a "Celebration of Life" ceremony for "Uncle Jonny" Jonny Poole in Cherry Grove, Fire Island. He had drinks with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show crew including: Gandhi, Skerry Jones, Nate, and Scotty B. Splitting the tab was more work than Tom anticipated. Wackiness ensues.

Tom Kelly headlines at a country club in Pennsylvania. He goes for a long bike ride. But then the restaurant won't serve him food until all of the customers are fed. Living Room Laughs owners and comedians Ben Rosenfeld and Michelle Slonim and a Marine Corp Veteran friend discuss Tom's performance and his behavior after he was not served any food. Living Room Laughs: Michelle Slonim Instagram: @MichelleSlonimComedy Ben Rosenfeld's Instagram: @BigBenComedy

JP Lambiase is a comedian who takes gambles. He gave up a career as a mechanical engineer to pursue Hellthy Junkfood a YouTube cooking show wihich has almost 3 million subscribers! He co-hosted the show. It was a dream come true. Then he and his fiancé Julia broke up and she somehow got the YouTube channel in the divorce. JP is starting over. He is pursuing stand up comedy and living in a sprinter van. He pays his bills playing poker at casinos. But the biggest bet he’s taken this year is on...

Lori "Ice" Fetrick, captivated audiences on the 1990s syndicated TV cultural phenomenon American Gladiators. Lori gives us behind the scenes gossip on what it was like being an “American Gladiator” and the impacts on her career and body. She also shares her secret to evolving after Gladiator came to an abrupt end! - Links: Lori's Instagram Lori's Podcast Chillin With Ice  @chillinwithice  

Before The Show Melts Down We Discuss - Why don't people leave Long Beach, Long Island? - Why did Joe never have peanut butter? - Who took Justin's filet mignon? - Is it stressful to organize backyard hibachi? - See forbidden never before seen video of Tom and his friends! Note: Forgive the bad audio. I'm still learning how to use the DJI Mic 2. ----------------

Tom Kelly wraps up a great concert with Carrie Underwood at Good Morning America PLUS: Tom believes the 2024 Summer Olympics in France should be spread out all year long. Tips on how to find an Olympian on a dating app like Bumble or Hinge Deadpool and Wolverine review with zero spoilers. Plus:  Tom shows his camera bag AND expired products from his medicine cabinet!

While asking why are all of the names of the Long Island hospitals changing . . . Tom has the microphone ripped out of his hand by an elderly man who is mad that Tom didn't know the new name of a hospital. - Plus a Massapequa mom thinks there are more Karens in Massapequa than Tom thinks.

Tom gets attacked by a bird at Jones Beach. How much communing do you have to do at a communal desk at the office? Tom gets a picture with a celebrity.  Turns out that celebrity was accused of a crime. Oh . . . and Tom’s iPhone went into the ocean after his Apple Care expired. Aerial Footage: Jack Squicciarini @afd413

President Joe Biden has dropped out of the 2024 race for President of the United States.  Peter Bales is not without hope.  In fact, Peter thinks this could be good for the democratic party and an exciting time for history.  Show Notes:   Peter’s Stand Up Comedy Class:   Peter’s Podcast: Stand Up Memories: Peter’s Facebook

Sam Ramsdell a comedian and TikTok star with one of the world's largest mouths, which has been recognized by the Guinness World Records. What made her start jamming things into her mouth on TikTok? And when that started getting lots of views . . . what made her her decide to do MORE than start jamming things into her mouth on TikTok? Sam grew up in Tom’s favorite vacation town Higgins Beach, Maine! PLUS . . . her boyfriend James is here too and he is awesome. Sam’s TikTok Sam’s Instagram ...

Driving back from Maine, Tom Kelly gets his first taste of vanlife and sleeps in his Jeep Wrangler! Plus: Updates on his work on the new ABC gameshow Lucky 13 with Shaquille O'Neil and more! -

The stand up comedy community mouns the loss of Quentin Heggs. Also known as "Q" or "The Q Man", Q was the warm up comedian at "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" with Regis Philbin, the warm up comedian for "Tough Crowd" with Colin Quinn and was the house emcee at Dangerfield's Comedy Club in the early 2010s. - Tom fondly remembers Q and discusses Q's impact on a historic part of New York's Comedy Scene.