Episodes
"Drop Dead Gorgeous" applies to so many things in this episode - the name of the 1999 movie we watched, Samantha sniffling and squeaking through illness, and our podcast coming to an end (allegedly). Thank you for supporting us and listening to these episodes even though you never knew when they would be released - we appreciate you all! We don't know when we'll be back, but we WILL be back, so we'll hear ya' later!
Published 06/27/23
This month we're talking about 2001s "Not Another Teen Movie" and how much we HATED it... okay, we kind of liked it, but it's so dumb... but it was also sometimes clever? Now that you definitely know what you're getting into when you press play, we hope you enjoy this PENULTIMATE (we're not excited it's ending, we're just excited about the word) episode!
Published 05/23/23
This episode about 2001s "Ghost World" was filled with confusion about the movie's meaning and adoration for Blockbuster (we miss you!). We had a good time recording, so we hope you have a good time listening! But seriously... where are the freakin' ghosts?!?
Published 04/18/23
In today's episode, we discuss 2001s Sugar & Spice... but everything we say may not be so nice! That's probably not a surprise to our loyal listeners 😉
We've got three episodes left before we call it a wrap on this pod – any guesses as to what those movies will be??
Published 03/15/23
Spend the day of love listening to us do what we love – talking about a 90s (and early 2000s) teen movie! 2001s “Get Over It” brought us joy, confusion, Sisqó, Martin Short (sometimes known as Steven Martin…) and Fairies, Fairies! Spirits, Spirits!
Published 02/14/23
We had a goal to get out one more episode in 2022, so we hope you enjoy our discussion on 1999s Jawbreaker. It's a wacky story with an even wackier timeline that we're not sure we even figured out. Have a great rest of the year, and remember to be safe when eating a jawbreaker!
Editor's note: Cassie's audio drops around the 1 hour, 1 minute mark.
Published 11/15/22
Happy Halloween! We'll let you decide if 2000s Scary Movie, potentially the least-scary-yet-most-disturbing movie on our list, is a trick or a treat.
Published 10/31/22
Happy October! While 1999's House on Haunted Hill may not contain our usual requirement of a gaggle of (actors pretending to be) teenagers, it was definitely scaring some of us in the 90s. Bryant finds another scary movie he hates while Cassie and Jason compete for title of biggest super fan, and Samantha claims she would star in a 15-minute version of this movie where she just wouldn't go to the house on the hill... and we do it all for your spooky enjoyment! We hope it's as satisfying as...
Published 10/18/22
Tune in to a history-making episode where Bryant has his positive opinion of 2000s Whatever It Takes flipped and reversed in the span of about 90 minutes (we know, we talk a lot). It'll make you laugh, cry, and also wonder... "Surely I wasn't as bad as any of these characters when I was a teenager??" Audience, we can guarantee that you were definitely better.
Published 09/13/22
Let us remind you how great the Sabrina the Teenage Witch TV show was by talking about the less-good 1996 TV movie of the same name. And in case you’re worried you’ll forget that it was never released in theaters, we kindly mention about 60 times that it is a TV MOVIE.
Published 07/05/22
We may not be huge fans of 2002's "The New Guy," but with the amount of celebrity cameos it includes, I think it's safe to say we're all at least a fan of SOMEONE who starred in it. Warning - we recorded this during a snow day. Warning warning - Samantha could not stop singing.
Published 03/15/22
In between all the laughing in this episode, you'll find some commentary on 2002's "The Hot Chick" – one of the most entertaining WTF movies. At least, according to some of us. Bet you can't guess who the holdout is.
Hint: Their name rhymes with Shmecial Pest Trason...
Happy 2022 to our lovely listeners!
Published 12/29/21
There’s no real defense for 1999‘s Never Been Kissed, both for its existence and for its inclusion on our list, but try telling that to Samantha... We’re not sure if ”enjoy” is the right word, but here is our latest episode!
Published 11/26/21
What is this movie about? Seriously, does anyone know? We tried to piece it together, but the only thing we're actually sure of is that "Razor" is the coolest phrase that never got its time to shine.
Happy Halloween!
Published 10/29/21
October is back, which means we are once again choosing movies that scare us; some of us do it more willingly than others... our "Final Destination" chat includes our thoughts about what warning signs would get us off a plane, a fun little personification of death, and a vocal appearance by our youngest and cutest podcaster. Happy October!
Published 10/15/21
We cover a lot of things in this one (weird/bad parenting, our deep love for gone-too-soon Gary...), but maybe most important are the multiple Mark Wahlberg impressions we offer. There might be too many of them, but this movie was wild so we had to find some way to cope - no shame if you feel the need to try one of your own!
Published 03/02/21
Thank you for joining us on this very special day! After many searches, both online and in a Vintage Stock (sponsor us!), we have finally found, watched and discussed the 2002 long-lost treasure, Crossroads. Just like this movie's lady gang (led by the ICONIC Britney Spears) we too have been on a journey - #NotAGirl #NotYetAWoman
Published 02/09/21
You're going to have to commit for a long time to find out how we feel about the 2000 movie "Boys and Girls"... just kidding, we let you know that we hate it in the first two minutes. Sorry to the fans, but we still love Freddie Prinze Jr. (OF COURSE), and have an extensive list of specific and hilarious complaints to share with you.
Enjoy, and we'll hear you in 2021!!
Published 11/26/20
For our second and final spooky movie (for this year), we come together to freak out over Urban Legend, and also freak out on each other during our most chaotic episode yet so it's probably best for our nerves that the month is coming to an end - Happy Halloween!
Published 10/27/20
Are we excited about the upcoming The Craft: Legacy? Listen as we watch the trailer and hope for some callbacks to the original 90s flick that we are all official diehard fans of since last week.
Published 10/20/20
Nothing like a movie about teenage witchcraft to lighten the mood after our last flick. Celebrate the spookiest month with us as we discuss 1996's "The Craft" in the return of "I Know What SCARED you in the 90s!"
Published 10/13/20
"The Basketball Diaries" is definitely a different type of movie for the pod, so listen as we share our thoughts on drug addiction, Catholicism and pedophiles. And in case that list doesn't make it clear, here is the warning that this is NOT a fun sports movie. But there IS 90s Leo!
Published 09/29/20
Welp, it finally happened, gang. We watched a movie where we related more to the adults than the teens, and we're pretty devastated about it. We hope you enjoy our episode, and let us know if you were more of a Hastings or an FYE kid!
*Edit 9/21: Audio was skipping throughout episode, so we had to re-upload it
Published 09/16/20