Episodes
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo talks about flying private to walk in a fashion show, meeting Tyra Banks and they have an announcement for Inside the Closet listeners!
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Published 02/02/23
This week we replay an audience favorite "vintage" Inside The Closet from April 2019 featuring Bob the Drag Queen. Emma and Matteo get into her origin story, drag cruises, and have Bob weigh in on a debate that's been going on for years on Inside The Closet.
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Published 01/15/23
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk resolutions, holiday plans, fruity friendly sports, and more! Happy Holidays!
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Published 12/16/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by the second son of New Milford PA Nick Smith to talk growing up in a small town and hating your classmates, cheating on tests like a pro, how to stick out at a hockey game, Thanksgiving, and more!
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Published 12/03/22
Hello Closeteers, in light of the tragedy at Club Q in Colorado Springs, Emma and Matteo are taking a pause this week. Support victims through the Colorado Healing Fund.
We'll replay segments from an audience favorite "Unforeseeable Future Diarrhea," about overwhelming food choices and neighbors having loud sex, and more!
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Published 11/24/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk shadow banning, the slippery slope of bottom shaming, gas station kombucha and Republicans with alleged gay-face, and more!
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Published 11/18/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo talks about Courtney Love’s (and Emma’s) ill-fated attempts to find Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, scenic and terrifying experiences in small planes, Emma’s mission to transform her gut health and how (and when) to handle hecklers, and more.
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Published 11/10/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo and Emma chat about the ins and outs of steaming your eyeballs, (un) & affordable healthcare, good teeth, drinking problems, and cool kids.
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Published 11/03/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week Matteo translates his comedy to the Romans, and eats with the King of Carbonara. Emma indulges in the joys getting paid to sit for hours on set, while Matteo escapes the scent, and they reflect on the cultural touchstones that made millennials so mean, and even some, staunchly against gay marriage.
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Published 10/28/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo reflect on how they've changed since the podcast began, uniquely New York aspects of dating, the parmigiano reggiano law, and whether or not we're all trying our best!
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Published 10/21/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk Emma's mom's NY visit, snoring, and street cash. Then, they call Matteo's sister Kate for some much-needed nutrition advice, and Matteo's Aunt Cindy to find out why she's sick of the Queen's funeral and who her celebrity crushes are.
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Published 09/22/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk broken toes, intestinal distress at TJ Maxx, the Queen, Emma's #1 travel tip, and how to handle trolls.
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Published 09/15/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk sleep positions, uncontrollable plane farting, post-surgery drugs, inopportunely-timed edibles, and more!
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Published 09/08/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo tells Emma all about his hair transplant surgery, from finding a doctor all the way to post-op recovery.
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Published 09/01/22
Hey Closeteers! This week, we're throwing it back to Part 2 of our two part event with Matteo's cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy, and more of Emma and Matteo answering your questions. There’s even a special phone in from Uncle Mike!
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Published 08/25/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo answer some pressing questions from TikTok, covering everything from jealousy to UFOs.
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Published 08/18/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk peach firmness, mom drama, celeb couples, and more!
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Published 08/11/22
Hey Closeteers! This week is a throwback to a classic episode: Part 1 of our two part event with Matteo's cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy! Emma gets a chance to compare notes on her WASPy upbringing to the Lane Family's Italian everything. Plus, stories about Matteo's childhood!
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Published 08/04/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk Jennifer Coolidge, intense acupuncture, witnessing racist and homophobic sets, and more!
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Published 07/21/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk monkeypox (and call Nick Smith to hear about his attempt to get a vax appointment), summer getaways, Paris Hilton, and more!
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Published 07/14/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by comedian Marie Faustin (@reeezy) to talk growing up nerdy, multilingual, and religious, how Emma got roped into her schools' Caribbean Culture society, bad dates, Matteo's hatred of ostriches, the famed Ashanti vs JLo rivalry, and so much more!
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Published 07/07/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talks crowd work, mullets, hecklers at the opera, guilty pleasures, divorced parents, and more!
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Published 06/30/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo catch up on Matteo's Italy trip, UFOs, Top Gun, missing children on milk cartons, gay hashtags, and more!
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Published 06/23/22
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma is joined by comedian Caitlin Peluffo (host of Good Time Gal podcast) and finds out how Caitlin knew she was straight, the time she hooked up with a girl, the worst way to get salmonella, feminist porn, getting engaged, and more!
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Published 06/16/22