Before Christopher Nolan settled on Tom Hardy to play Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, there was another person lined up. This is that story.

It was a windy night when Mr and Mrs. Johnson decided to get an abortion with the help of Dr. Trollman. The operation was a success, but little did they know the fetus had other plans!

John Smith goes on a mountain climbing adventure. He soon falls down a canyon and his penis is caught between a rock. He must decide to sever his g******s or die.