The year is 3036 and the world is in as sorry a state as you would think it would be if you have been paying attention to how things are going these days. Things are bad, the air is poisonous, the politicians are corrupt, the English have taken over America and are somehow manging to do an even worst job of running the place. In days like these it pays to be a man like Jon Catch, a man who is as equally corrupt as the politicians, as full of chemicals as the air, but broke enough to need to...

Jon Catch is lazily chasing leads in the unimaginatively titled case of who cut the head off of Hollywood producer Sistmic Gronk when his authorise automated invested assistant J9 uncovers some information that, if he gets around to it, may help Jon solve the case sooner than he was expecting.

With some new incentive to do so, Jon is finding out more about the life and times of Sistmic Gronk as J9 helps point him toward more potential suspects.

Jon Catch is running out of time, suspects, and money in his expense account so is ready to make some wild accusations and put a bow on the case of who cut the head off of Hollywood producer Sistmic Gronk.