Episodes
More annoying stuff from my gym, "Speakeasy Fitness". And I start to recount my trip to my buddies bachelor party in Cancun. Enjoy!
Published 02/16/24
Published 02/16/24
I don't know how printer companies can sleep at night, with how much they charge for ink. My gym is really going down hill. Would a social credit system be that bad? And this weeks food review is Monte Carlo.
Published 01/26/24
Food prices are getting extremely out of hand. Whole Foods is on their last straw with me. I have an epic cheat day, where I also have an encounter with an epic bitch. I have a "Goodfellas" type moment. And I break down my 6 least favorite illnesses and injuries. Enjoy!
Published 01/19/24
Some more "bouncy" sh*t on TikTok. I run through my Christmas day debacle. And can someone tell me how every bar was closed by 12am on New Years Eve, in LA?
Published 01/12/24
I fill you guys in on the latest with Hollywood Rides. This weeks Restaurant review- Pizzana. And I walk you through my Friday from hell. Enjoy.
Published 01/05/24
New discoveries in the hand sanitizer theft. In a few days I embark on a 3 day water fast. I'm done taking AG1. Two Bears One Cave is starting to annoy me. And I experience a TikTok troll. Enjoy!
Published 12/22/23
I'm a victim of another theft! I grab a cigar with the guys, and ALMOST puke. This weeks food review was for my mother's bday at Osteria La Buca. My gym has reached an all-time low. And comedians are so exploited in LA, that it makes me sick.
Published 12/15/23
I recap my trip to Denver. I recap a Starbucks encounter, a hot bartender, a "speakeasy", and of course the flights!
Published 12/08/23
I hate the government, and so should you. I was witness to really bad treadmill etiquette. Bad service all around from my favorite sushi spot. And I was in a really cool short film!
Published 12/01/23
I had a lotion crisis. Hank's bagels was the scene of another crime. I went to what I thought was an "Industry Mixer", but was wildly mistaken. And I have a new nightmare ritual, that Zoe is NOT a fan of.
Published 11/24/23
Why the f**k are we still taking advice from Greta Thunberg? I was in the sauna with some animal, who thought it was ok to shave his body in there. Influencers make me sick (although, I wish I was one). A mom was doing "mom things" at Whole Foods. And my haircut STILL sucks!!
Published 11/17/23
The car wash down the block really pissed me off. I went to a Halloween party with Zoe (PT). I bought 3 dozen bagels. And I had an unfortunate incident in the mens bathroom.
Published 11/10/23
Mom drivers, I'm sorry for what you'll about to hear. I saw a lady laying on a sidewalk, crying. I got an expensive and BAD haircut. And I went to yet another annoying open mic.
Published 10/27/23
My new Doctor is an absolute "G". I give my Fatburger review. I go to Lexus for my first official oil change with them. And I get my balls broken at an open mic.
Published 10/20/23
I absolutely hate when people announce that their friend or family have a birthday, when at a restaurant. Why don't workers arrive when they promise they'll arrive? Do you think I like waiting around all day for you? And, I hate the vet.
Published 10/06/23
If you want something bad enough, keep doing it. I head to a work dinner at Morton's Steakhouse. And golf in LA has become unreasonable and just downright, unfair.
Published 09/29/23
I recount a time where I had the worst calzone I've ever had. I hate Apple products. My WIFI is F**king me. And Zoe and I go on a wild goose chase for our favorite taco truck.
Published 09/22/23
I experience another interesting sauna encounter. Zoe and I celebrate 6 years. I have a little run-in with a bad Starbucks stop. And... Club Soda.
Published 09/15/23
Yet another update on my war with "Hollywood Rides". I talk about some annoying things that happened at training. And of course, some more airport stories.
Published 09/08/23
Of course I would have some technical difficulty with my work computer. I run through the amazing bday dinner with Zoe. And I start to crack into my week in Texas.
Published 09/01/23
Another amazing guest for ya. Please give a warm Just Count To 10 welcome, to Pat Colicchio!
Published 08/25/23
Finally, there's a class action lawsuit against Kia (those pricks). Don't trust TikTok Recipes. Some airport and plane disturbances. And a ton of problems during my trip to Tennessee.
Published 08/18/23
Because I am out of town I recorded this episode so you fine folks would have something to listen to while I was gone. Please give a warm welcome to Luke Allen.
Published 08/11/23
I give you guys a little recap about the cars parked on the street. I go into my unfortunate streak of bad haircuts. I have to get a bunch of tests and vaccines for my new job; don't you just love going to the Doctor's? And my buddy has his bday at Benihana.
Published 08/04/23