Ket, once again, makes multiple concessions and ignores 1000 red flags in favor of a gorgeous house. Giving up this house? Over aliens? In this economy?

Since Ket is headed to Wales, she thought she’d take the Sammies with her! So, let’s all take a little jaunt to this beautiful bummer.

Kim tells Ket about the critically acclaimed Talk to Me. The girls would ALSO like to add to the acclaim! It’s not often a movie lives up to the hype.

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Sammies! We meet Myrtle the Murder Angel as well as Mr. SorryIBurped. And make no mistake, the girls are solidly promoting this movie’s “Gay Agenda!”

What are the holidays, if not a time to question your brother’s sanity and lock the lord of the underworld in the basement?

This is a PSA: don’t trick girls to get them to go on a road trip with you. You’ll get killed by ghosts. #Facts

This movie was clearly called Cobweb for the way it dusty some ole’ cobwebs off Ket’s womb with this little opposite-of-a-creepy-crapbag.

This was a tough one. It made them grateful for a lot of things: never having to watch this again, the movie being over, never having to speak of it again.

Once again, poor sweet Kim is killed by her lack of aquatic prowess. So sad. So tragic.

Spoiler Alert: Ketryn takes the side of the sloth 100% of the time.

If your kid is a creepy crapbag, don’t bother trying to uncreep them! Send ‘em back!

It’s important to have a safe word.

Helen lived a great life with her 24 grandkids, no thanks to Don!

The girls talk, ad nauseam, about an Ambrosia Salad and its ::checks notes:: awesome… pussy.

Let us be clear: being polite will get you killed.

Between the 12 million weddings the girls are attending, they find time to record a pod.

Ket tells Kim about The Mummy as the beginning of their journey into the classic Universal Monsters. If this movie is any indicator, two of those monsters are misogyny and racism. Ba-dum CHHHH!

Don’t worry, the girls nailed down the names of Kim and D’s imaginary dogs.

The girls took another trip down memory lane and are bringing you a throwback all the way back to episode 25, where we learn who first threatened who with having them replaced with a Ghost Host...

This is the conception of Jerry the Demon’s new sitcom where he plays the Kramer-like neighbor to Baba Ghanoush.

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Let’s put some doors on doors and slap some sense into Barbler in this classic KKSAM episode!

This alien movie feels really apropos seeing as the government just told us there are aliens and we all collectively gave about as many s***s as these chicks.

We finally learn Kim’s full, legal first name. Many thought it was Kimberly but it’s actually Kimbert.