And Heeeeeeeeere’s Abraxas!

To commemorate this momentous occasion, the girls embark on a journey of “Ask Us Anything” with their beloved Sammies!

It’s very important that you give proper distance between yourself and someone facing the wall.

Being a demon is no excuse to not stand up straight.

And just like that, we’re on Chapter 3 of Insidious!

How many ghosts are Kim & Ket willing to live with if the house is gorgeous enough? (Spoiler alert: it’s a lot.)

Here’s hoping you inherent money… and not a genetic predisposition to the spookies.

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Always run in the opposite direction of a jack-in-the-box.

Both girls will be talking to their therapists about this movie, as they were both triggered being reminded of the humiliations they’ve endured as actors to get a role.

We discover that Kim stans Gravity, and brothers are idiots.

Some new life goals are set as both girls vie for the position of “Mother Redcap.”

Take your inside AND outside shirts off, but please don’t give some hair a sniff.

Never has Ketryn been more certain of her imminent survival and Kim’s imminent death in a movie before.

Ketryn’s horror provides Kim with the unbridled joy of a super villain.

Kim realizes she can’t act with her teeth without bringing her lips into the mix.

Comin’ at you with a re-release that is really just an excuse to talk about Saltburn! We gotta talk about Saltburn!

The girls are traveling and thought they’d send you a little blast from the Snow Space past with a second look at The Thing with an all new intro segment!

The girls attempt to showcase their STEMiness in various ways: talking about their 8th grade project on mercury, saying the word defibrillator, etc.

Come for the Jeremy Allen White meal, stay for the Dan Stevens dessert.

The girls come up with a suitable name for Kim’s first born

Neither of the girls are of “ship people.”

Ket, once again, makes multiple concessions and ignores 1000 red flags in favor of a gorgeous house. Giving up this house? Over aliens? In this economy?

Since Ket is headed to Wales, she thought she’d take the Sammies with her! So, let’s all take a little jaunt to this beautiful bummer.

Kim tells Ket about the critically acclaimed Talk to Me. The girls would ALSO like to add to the acclaim! It’s not often a movie lives up to the hype.