Special announcement: this is a Mark Petrie Podcast now.

Go to therapy so you don’t turn into a Grudge Ghost!

Wondery+ and DREAD present you with an exclusive sneak peek of the terrifying audio anthology series DARK SANCTUM.

These BFFs are now these BFFs’ BFFs!

Now that Kim has a standing desk, she’s apparently awake when recording and she is unhinged.

We're back with a new minisode series on Patreon!

The girls coin a new term for eyelids: eye blankets. You’re welcome.

The girls question the sanity of Mr. and Mrs. Leghorn for naming their son Foghorn

We cover all the obvious topics: things like the bathtub practices of college students and Kim’s favorite movie, Garfield.

The demons are thirsty tonight.

Who knew that this ship had a whole new Burpsmap in it!

Frankly, there was very little Manhattan… or blood. But there WAS a 36 year old high school student.

Hang onto your hanging milk t**s, ya dirtsy flirtsy ole’ angel bitches!

Apologize to the people you were a dick as a kid.

Kim muses about the benefits of drinking kid blood.

Kim tells Ket about As Above So Below, in honor of the Olympics in Paris!

Ket tells Kim about Night Swim, starring the love child of her favorite couple, Wyatt Russell.

Unlike Blake Lively, both girls have leg legs, not arm legs.

D is safe from hauntings and possessions because he would bore the ghosts and demons away by asking them too many questions.

This movie did a lot of things, but the most egregious thing was turning Ket into a bro dude DEMANDING boobies and sexploitation.

The girls do their best to navigate the black market.

Kim saves the day by pushing in a loose brick, otherwise known as “unpulling.”

The girls have 3 questions to answer: What would you do? What does the character do? And of course, what would Jesus do?

Ket has big plans for Kim's (eventual) bachelorette party.