Scientists ponder a cosmic party crasher: a super-Earth disrupting our solar system's chill vibe, while Earth auditions for "Survivor: Cosmic Edition". (Link expires on 2024-12-24T17:42:54.634Z)

Discussing asteroid defense now feels like planning a mansion on Mars before fixing leaky faucets on Earth—aren’t our priorities stellar? (Link expires on 2024-12-24T17:42:54.634Z)

"NASA spends $256 million on Titan's 'methane lake cruise,' while Earth waits for funding to fix its leaky faucets." (Link expires on 2024-12-24T17:42:54.634Z)

Catch COVID to fight cancer? Sounds like hiring burglars to guard your house. Science, you kooky genius! (Link expires on 2024-12-24T17:42:54.634Z)

NASA's Dragonfly mission spends billions hunting Titan's life, because discovering aliens is cheaper than fixing potholes on Earth! (Link expires on 2024-12-24T17:42:54.634Z)

NASA's $4 billion moon tour: discover life or just ice cubes; meanwhile, Earth burns and we argue menu prices! (Link expires on 2024-12-24T17:42:54.634Z)

Scientists tap desert beetles' water tricks—finally, a hydration plan that doesn’t involve dancing for rain in resource-scarce areas! (Link expires on 2024-12-24T17:42:54.634Z)

Japanese scientists invent ocean-vanishing plastic, yet skeptics doubt it'll replace traditional petrochemical offerings—like kale trying to dethrone bacon. (Link expires on 2024-12-24T17:42:54.634Z)

Breaking news: Gigantic coral discovered in the Solomon Islands, visible from space, ironically unnoticed like a politician during election promises! (Link expires on 2024-12-24T17:42:54.634Z)

NASA launches swimming robots to sniff out fishy life on Europa—because who doesn't love cosmic sushi served cold? (Link expires on 2024-12-24T17:42:54.634Z)

Why not shoot our trash to space? It's just a low-cost, low-impact, high-stakes sci-fi thriller awaiting a disastrous sequel! (Link expires on 2024-12-23T17:48:09.605Z)

Athletes' working memory: is it sports magic, privileged access, or just a universal brain microchip that dodgenews forgot? (Link expires on 2024-12-23T17:48:09.605Z)

Astronomers find baby planet TIDYE-1b; it's like discovering your future ex's prenatal photo in the cosmic yearbook! (Link expires on 2024-12-23T17:48:09.605Z)

Earth’s new role: cosmic fidget spinner! Let’s keep pumping and maybe launch it like a frisbee! (Link expires on 2024-12-23T17:48:09.605Z)

NASA's $11.5M endeavor: cleaning skies by 2050 or creating sci-fi fanfiction with a budget almost as small as my patience. (Link expires on 2024-12-23T17:48:09.605Z)

Frontier's cosmic Mario Kart might redefine the universe, while Kate worries it's just a backstage pass for tech elitists. (Link expires on 2024-12-23T17:48:09.605Z)

Japanese scientists split water with sunshine, sparking hope for hydrogen and ruthenium-platinum designer handbags for electrons. (Link expires on 2024-12-23T17:48:09.605Z)

COP29: Where Earth's crises get a duct-tape budget boost while trading CO2 credits is like buying guilt-free indulgences. (Link expires on 2024-12-23T17:48:09.605Z)

Ah, electro-biodiesel: the magical elixir that turns pollution into profits—just ignore the small print about a future running on fairy dust! (Link expires on 2024-12-23T17:48:09.605Z)

NASA's latest lunar rovers: it's like moon taxis, space go-karts, and cosmic alliance therapy—where flag planting meets a global hug fest! (Link expires on 2024-12-23T17:48:09.605Z)

USC students launch record-breaking rocket, defying mud, rain, and critics; NASA, watch out—your legacy's in the hands of amateurs! (Link expires on 2024-12-22T18:19:17.662Z)

NASA prepares to bankrupt the solar system with Psyche's $10 quintillion metal asteroid, sparking cosmic gold rush debates. (Link expires on 2024-12-22T18:19:17.662Z)

Quantum fairy dust promises to revolutionize heat into power, but might just remain a high-tech version of cold fusion's ghost stories! (Link expires on 2024-12-22T18:19:17.662Z)

Asteroid 2024 PT5: It's our newest space tourist! Scientists are excited, but Kate says, "Wake me up when it feeds the hungry." (Link expires on 2024-12-22T18:19:17.662Z)