Episodes
This week covers Leviticus 10 - 14. Rashes, boils, and skin diseases, oh my! God lays down the law for molds, illnesses, wounds, and those animals which are fit to eat.
Published 06/16/20
This week covers Leviticus 5 - 8. God is still hungry and insists on creating more complicated meal plans for the Israelites.
Published 06/08/20
Adam and Bryon are back with Leviticus 1 - 4. The story picks up just after the events of Exodus and it seems that God is intent on creating as many meals for Himself as possible.
Published 05/31/20
This week covers Exodus chapters 35 - 40. If you love sanctuary construction, this episode is for you.
Published 03/08/20
Published 03/08/20
This week covers Exodus chapters 32 - 34. God turns his back for a minute to pen a novel. Erstwhile the camp of followers below started worshiping a golden calf. God was not happy.
Published 03/02/20
This week covers Exodus chapters 27 - 31. God continues to make demands for constructions and fabrications of all things pertaining to the Ark of the Covenant.
Published 04/15/19
This week covers Exodus chapters 21 - 26. God demands construction of the Ark of the Covenant in excruciating detail.
Published 04/07/19
This week covers Exodus chapters 17 - 20. Moses gets the ball rolling on a judicial system before being commanded by God to deliver the ten commandments.
Published 03/31/19
This week covers Exodus chapters 12 - 16. Moses and Aaron lead the Israelites out of Egypt and they couldn’t be less excited about it.
Published 03/24/19
This week covers Exodus chapters 6 - 12. God uses Moses and Aaron to torment Egypt with 7 plagues. What starts out as a worthy cause turns into God’s personal torture porn.
Published 03/17/19
This week Adam and Bryon kick off Season 2 with Exodus Chapter’s 1 - 6. God is back and ready to flex his sorcery. Follow Moses and Aaron as they go through with an all-too-convoluted ploy to free the Israelites from Egypt.
Published 03/10/19
This week Adam and Bryon read Genesis 46 - 50. They conclude Genesis with the prophecies of Joseph that will likely be leading into Exodus.
Published 08/17/18
This week Adam and Bryon read Genesis 39 - 45. They follow the story of Joseph who goes to prison for false sexual misconduct allegations and ends up running Egypt because he's good at analyzing dreams.
Published 08/09/18
This week Adam and Bryon read Genesis 34 - 38. This weeks episode is a romcom if a romcom began with a rape! We go through an unfortunate amount of begattin’ and end with a creepy baby story.
Published 06/29/18
This week Adam and Bryon read Genesis 28 - 33. This weeks episode has valuable lessons in how NOT to barter. There’s a weird dessert wrestling match with an angel, and a whole lot of competitive baby making.
Published 06/22/18
This week Adam and Bryon read Genesis 22 - 27. Basically, god joshes Abraham into almost killing his son, and Abraham’s descendant shares a strikingly familiar encounter with King Abimelech.
Published 06/15/18
This week Adam and Bryon read Genesis 17 - 21, and cover the events of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Published 06/08/18
This week we read Genesis 11 - 17 where God finds people working so well together that he decides to confuse their language. He also teaches the world about circumcision and changes a couple peoples names for no real reason.
Published 06/01/18
This week Adam and Bryon read Genesis 5 - 10, and cover the story of Noah’s Ark.
Published 05/25/18
Adam and Bryon kick off the show with the story of Adam and Eve, Cain and Able, and a whole bunch of people that you'll never remember.
Published 05/18/18
Adam and Bryon summarize what you should expect to take away from this podcast.
Published 05/18/18