During lockdown, some guys are missing the way their barber spins them around in the barber chair. Will anyone care about celebrities in a post covid world? Sideman shares his thoughts.

Shanghai Disneyland reopens its gates and Sideman's not sure about people's choices. He's also relieved to finally have snacks in his house again.

Sideman is convinced some people just want to be with covid-19. He's also been feeling a bit confused since the government released their new covid scale meter as it looks too much like another meter that he knows oh so well...

Sideman is kicking exes to the curb and at last revealing his dog bite origin story. Also, what day is it again?

Sideman is joining the talk about what aisle he can't wait to walk down after lockdown. He also wants the superhero Banshee to become real and then help save us by shouting at everyone.

Sideman’s here for a council’s advice on safe sex – but he can’t see the point in lockdown virtual weddings.

Sheep in Turkey are crashing lockdown - Sideman thinks they’re 'city sheep'. And where do you even start with people who cut 'breathing holes' into their protective face masks?

An aquarium in Japan wants you to FaceTime their eels, Sideman thinks his mum won't be happy. He also has an opinion on those who are protesting the coronavirus lockdown whilst wearing a face mask.

Sideman is preparing for the hedgehog takeover and basking in his new dry look. And videos games for NHS workers - good or bad?

Nudes for the NHS? Sideman's not sure... And he is not surprised that it's taken a lockdown for Jada Pinkett Smith to really get to know Will Smith.

Drake injured his foot and Sideman has a lot to say about it. He's also trying to warn kids off from trying the 'nutmeg challenge' on Tik Tok.

Sideman is giving you alternative suggestions for when someone asks you what you're doing. He’s also got queue-jumping etiquette tips (although he's never done it, so maybe don't try them).

Gum and mint sales are down in the UK and Sideman can understand why. He's realised a lot of his personal hygiene habits are for the benefit of others, so he's let some of them slip for now.

Put the bat down – this is not the time for a game of cricket. And why Sideman won’t risk a postman’s life for a Jamaican patty (probably).

Sideman is trusting no one, not even his non-existent baby. And is JK Rowling trolling us by not writing a lockdown Harry Potter book?

Sideman agrees that you shouldn't be touching food at shops if you're not going to buy it. He's also really enjoying a story of two loved-up 97-year-olds who decided to move in together just before lockdown.

Sideman isn’t sure about a 12-year-old producing a cookbook. What he is sure about is how to exit a phone call during corona times when there’s nowhere you “need to go”.

You won’t catch Sideman on a virtual holiday until month 4 of lockdown. He’s got lots to say on people who are going too far for the Tik Tok videos, and also the Tik Tok ghosts.

Sideman didn't want to come to your birthday party before, nor does he now. He is feeling confused by the new 'cool down' rules and the fact that it's 'National Horny Day’.

Sideman doesn't believe that kids would be good at socially distancing at school..or that they have any laws. He's also not here for any weird combination dinners, chicken and rice only please.

Sideman’s being put to shame by a 99-year-old war veteran. Plus corona dreams, Ovie Soko’s haircut and social distance etiquette.

Sideman can’t believe Love Island is set to be back on this summer. But he is here for it. He’s also realised that his housemates are treating him in a way that is very similar to puppy training.

What’s the point of a Bank Holiday when all the banks – and restaurants, clothes shops and appliance stores – are closed anyway?

Sideman isn’t quite ready to eat the chocolate his roommate sat on. It’s only a matter of time though.

Today’s advice: run around naked, but stay away from windows. And when is it OK to put your TV on the roof?