It’s the final Mandemic podcast, so Sideman’s got Lady Leshurr to wrap things up. They’re chatting Masterchef, dirty mouths and staying indoors whether there’s a lockdown or not.

Comedian London Hughes tells Sideman about Pandemic FOMO and her sunshine lockdown in LA – and she reveals why she misses a certain type of crisps more than her entire family.

Rizzle Kicks’ Jordan Stephens wants to give his teenage self a flapjack and a hug. Meanwhile, Sideman’s busy saying no thanks to Rice Krispies.

Rizzle Kicks’ Jordan Stephens wants to give his teenage self a flapjack and a hug. Meanwhile, Sideman’s busy saying no thanks to Rice Krispies.

Rizzle Kicks’ Jordan Stephens wants to give his teenage self a flapjack and a hug. Meanwhile, Sideman’s busy saying no thanks to Rice Krispies.

Ella won't take a pandemic as an excuse for delivery drivers not being able to find her. She also tells Sideman about not being able to play live music, anxiety and people who drummed on her for a trip to the seaside.

Love Island winner Amber Rose Gill has had a mixed lockdown – she’s got her life organised and learned to make soup but she’s badly missed being able to sit in a restaurant. Here, she talks with Sideman about the Pandemic Police, becoming a gamer and speaking out over Black Lives Matter.

Sideman is excited about restaurants reopening, no more dirty dishes! And there’s a kitten crisis coming, which doesn’t sound that scary… unless you’re Sideman and cats hate you.

Sadiq Khan is taking a pay cut, Sideman is fine with that IF nobody is asking him to. In other news, movies are back in production and Gwyneth Paltrow is making a fool of us all.

Sideman talks socially distanced sex and whether Maleficent is better than The Lion King (spoiler alert: it isn’t).

Sideman's got a sore throat after weeks of preaching about social distancing, so this week’s podcast will have to wait a few days. Rest assured, he'll be back with all the week's biggest corona news once he's had some honey and lemon and a little lie down.

Sideman is bringing you his first weekly round up. Expect all the week's best stories from carers on Vogue, clown shoes for health purposes and stealing simians. Yes you read that right - thieving monkeys!

Sideman is watching everything ease up but he's still shook. He's also just realised a certain Chief Advisor has a naughty name.

Coronavirus has given Sideman a new way to decipher people. He's also here for tonight being the last 'clap for carers' as the woman who began the movement has said so.

Sideman wants other people to test the holiday trips to Spain first to see if it's safe. Then once he knows it's good, he's ready to see a pretty sunset. However, he's not ready to see the cheetah that escaped someone's house in London this week, which turns out was their pet!

According to reports around 90 phone masts have been attacked during the lockdown. It's believed that conspiracy theorists are behind it and Sideman is fuming as he wants better wifi.

Sideman gives you a 4 phase guide on how to spend your bank holiday. Plus he's hoping that the government considers giving us an extra bank holiday in October.

A nurse was told off for wearing a bikini under her transparent PPE and Sideman is livid. Shouldn’t we be congratulating her for healing minds as well as bodies? In other news, certificates of immunity are being considered and Sideman wants one (that he can wear as a hoodie).

A French businessman suggested that France sell the Mona Lisa to help the country out. Sideman is thinking of things that the UK could sell to help us out now... He's also interested in the dolphin that keeps bringing gifts from the sea bed floor in exchange for food from people during lockdown.

Lockdown boredom caused Jason Derulo to try and eat corn from an electric drill. Don't try this at home. It's also got families driving to beaches and then complaining that others have had the same idea.

Loss of taste is confirmed as a symptom of -19, Sideman worries about chicken. He is also wondering why people are making such an effort with themselves when they're staying indoors.

One man in the UK has made an invention so he can safely hug his grandma. Sideman is shook at the words 'sex buddy' used by the Dutch government, he's not sure he'd be ready for Boris Johnson to be using any slang words.

Sideman is having sticky toffee pudding for breakfast and learning about new swimming apparatus. Oh and fancy coming to the world's first 'respect my space' rave?

Sideman love calculators but he's not sure about a coronavirus calculator. He's also really missing hugs but thankfully he has a big stuffed tiger to hug at night.