We recount our experiences responding to a jury summons, with a few sordid tales included. Plus, Margaret is loving her phone babysitting her, and Mike reminds us the Skull Comet is coming back for another Halloween visit.

We prove that we can do certain types of stir frying, and definitely not others. Will we ever agree on whether there are any merits to the 12 inch skillet over the wok? (No.) Plus, Margaret made her Twitter bearable again, and Mike is enjoying some old-timey British humor.

Margaret tells what all research studies are like.... ok, n=1. Plus, Mike disapproves of other people's fabulous, and wants everyone to know that summer fruit is good.

We come back from a long hiatus due to laziness and travel. We talk about our trip to New Orleans, and Margaret only spends half the time talking about economic injustice and the legacy of slavery. Plus, Mike finds an article that is pretty infuriating, and Margaret has put Twitter in Siberia.

It's finally come to this. Mike has specific questions about Excel and Margaret attempts to explain. But really, she just talks about the flight simulator hidden inside Excel 97. And Sim City, somehow. Plus, Mike only thinks about ahistorical dinosaurs, and Margaret absconded to read.

In between the many tangents, we learn that for something they supposedly do every day, Margaret and Mike really have no idea what they are talking about. Plus, Twitter might be getting better, there's another stupid "what do you see/hear?" thing going around, and Mike is watching Deep Space Nine... again.

What should people be able to control about their lives on the internet? Margaret has some thoughts. Mike provides some examples. Everything on this episode converges except for Margaret's latest reading habits. Those... are something else.

We break down what makes a good seder, featuring a haggadah book talk by Margaret. Plus, the family that listens to weird albums together stays together, and Margaret breaks down the best memes.

We both teach pretty often, but sometimes don't exactly know what we're doing. Hilarity ensues. Plus, Margaret yells about the history of Facebook and can't stop reading, and Mike lets you know who is too online.

Laundry may not sound that interesting, but did you think about how many creepy basements are involved? And real adult relationships with conversation and compromise? And why did Margaret need to construct a fishing line out of a hanger to do laundry? Plus, Mike had a magical bookstore experience, and Margaret is admitting fiction defeat.

Margaret drags Mike kicking and screaming to talk about Winter Olympics, but somehow just ends up talking about building websites anyway. Plus, Mike doesn't even have time to listen to podcasts, and Margaret gets herself in trouble attempting to explain a conference backchannel discussion.

We delve into our slightly less favorite topic, the Harry Potter movies. Hear how one of them gave Margaret a migraine, but didn't stop her from seeing all of them anyway. Plus, Mike like constructive solutions, and Margaret enjoys when the structure of the joke is broken.

It's amazing it took us so long to get to this topic, but we've been in a Harry Potter mood lately. Can you guess who read the books first? When should kids start reading them? Plus, Margaret has a workout for you, and we can't talk about the internet.

We try to mock other people's resolutions, but decide we actually want to do most of them. Plus, we actually saw movies and had time to read.

We discuss our favorite holiday movies, and by that we mostly mean Christmas. Are there Chanukah movies? Let us know. Plus, Margaret is the only one who can use the Apple podcasts app, and we explore Jewish history through both food and depressing history--guess who does which.

Tag along on our epic journey to witness a total solar eclipse. It's mostly a southern Illinois travelogue. Plus, Mike fills Margaret in on YA Twitter, and Margaret is mad at one specific part of the Twitter algorithm.

There are a billion people in India, and a lot of cultures. We think about some standards you'd find in restaurants in America, and also some less well-known cultures--for example, Indian Jews. Plus, Margaret lectures everyone, and Mike finds out what the tweens are into these days.

We discuss Mary Roach's newest book, Grunt: The Science of Humans at War. Warning--do not listen while eating! Plus, we get meta about the internet and buy books by the pound.

We muse about fairy tales at a real English 101 level, plus Margaret needed her literature happy place.

Cookies, and candy, and toffee, oh my. We explore the wonderful world of springtime treats, whether secular or holiday-related. Plus, Margaret's theory of why pop culture isn't like it was in the 90s.

In case you didn't notice, we are not financial professionals. Plus, what is going on with Jeb Bush and Kanye West?

We return to the kitchen with a discussion of baking desserts and muffins, which are totally healthy and can be eaten for any meal. Plus, Mike reveals a number of British rom coms he's never seen, and we wonder about tennis Twitter.

We imagine all the ways that you get injured while ice skating, and command you to do it if you have the opportunity. Plus, Mike plays old timey video games and Margaret reads grim statistics.