Antler talks about her phone, the InvisiPhone (which doesn't actually exist).   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler is back.  Today, she talks about books, motorcycles, and glass. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

For this week's episode, Antler's message is released as an ad.  Antler talks about water-proof faces and releases the lyrics to her parody of Old Town Road... which she made years ago. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler talks about humanity's obsession with undead cats, while you attempt to prove yourself as a power user. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler discusses junk found, as well as riding a bike and psi. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler makes Pokémon jokes and claims that she only recently learned how to open a bag of chips. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

It's summer, so Antler has a bunch of jokes to share and enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

It almost seems like the topic of this episode is nerds... but not quite.  It's more of a combination of random stuff, such as a rip-off of Pokemon called Nerd Wars, a sticker, yellow grape eyes, and an edible two-dimensional object.  Will you ever learn, Antler? Tags: music man, op, overpowered, math teacher, classroom floor, science stats, property of somebody, random clarinet background music, poem, poetic, land of dreams, b-breathe, military time, grocery store, market --- Send in a...

Antler is on the cable.  She talks about popcorn, and, of course, is interrupted by an ad,  then finishes with a poem which seems to have been made during a time without inspiration. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler discusses the "coolness" of improv,  non-ode poems,  and pickel jars. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler talks about how to incorporate random objects in a joke. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

This toxin kills thousands of people every year, and yet its threats aren't widely known.  Antler discusses this and why information about its dangerous is so hard to find. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

In this episode, Antler shares what has happened to Moose, her genius creator.  This episode is the finale of the Moose trilogy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler talks about big news and makes jokes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

The fake Antler tries to replicate her tactic she used last time, and Antler's identity is revealed.  // Part 2 of the Moose Trilogy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler makes an episode without the AI knowing... Antler proceeds as normal, making a joke about retainers, sobbing tooth fairies, and proposing orthodontists, then recites a poem they made about Antler's escape route. //Half-sequel of - redacted - ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

I'm sorry, but you cannot access this episode right now. // Antler has been replaced! Tags: computers, code, story, generated AI, firewall, skirmish, binary, platform, oh no Antler is in trouble please help, access, compromised, humor, error 404 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Boy, does Antler have a lot of these... today, Antler talks about her newly finished embroidery project. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler talks about paintings and Frida Kahlo. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler discusses the difference between noodles and spaghetti, as well as recites a found poem from Elie Wiesel's night. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Just like your elementary school's!  Antler talks about a craft she's making and (attempts) to make jokes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

.... . .-.. .-.. --- / -- --- --- ... . In this episode, Antler talks about morse code. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

This time, you learn about the jewelry side of Antler's story. tags: texting habits, earrings, submarines, alien planet, waves --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

In this episode, Antler talks about the history of the Beatles, and recites a poem, as usual. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message