Episodes
Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 4, Notre Dame 0) Saturday - (Michigan 2, Penn State 1)
Published 02/26/24
Amorion Walker could jump back to Michigan right now if he wants to. Do it!
Published 02/22/24
Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 5, Penn State 3) Saturday - (Michigan 2, Penn State 4)
Published 02/20/24
”I have my coffee, you have your diet Coke, and Seth has his jug of Kool-Aid.”
Published 02/19/24
They’ve never downloaded any of those songs on Napster, which I have all of them.
Published 02/15/24
Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 1, Michigan State 5) Saturday - (Michigan 2, Michigan State 3)
Published 02/13/24
”They’re NIMBY’ing the alleys where people throw up after going to Rick’s”
Published 02/12/24
It’s clear they wanted us to sign him and fight them in court.
Published 02/08/24
Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 4, Ohio State 2) Saturday - (Michigan 4, Ohio State 1)
Published 02/06/24
”I am the commissioner of the Gimmicky Top Five and I have declared that your #2 pick is now property of the Dave Ravens. The Davens.”
Published 02/05/24
That guy’s making 7 figures a year and telling other people not to get paid.
Published 02/01/24
Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 5, Wisconsin 1) Saturday - (Michigan 5, Wisconsin 6 (OT))
Published 01/30/24
”You gotta give the double birds in your own home stadium.”
Published 01/29/24
He didn’t even get the Nick Saban; he’s working for Bert!
Published 01/25/24
Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 7, Michigan State 1) Saturday - (Michigan 5, Michigan State 7)
Published 01/24/24
There’s a lot of people out there who have to start thinking about next season; I’m not one of those people.
Published 01/18/24
Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 12, Stonehill 4) Saturday - (Michigan 7, Stonehill 1)
Published 01/17/24
You know what we forgot to do? Splice the Hot Takes segment we recorded into today’s podcast. Sorry for the audio content explosion but we couldn’t have one without the other. It’s also an opportunity to mention the Sklars are coming to Detroit at the end of February.
Published 01/11/24
That linebacker wasn’t sucked inside; he was sucked out of the airplane.
Published 01/11/24
”The Malört of punting. You know, it looks ugly but it’ll get you there.”
Published 01/11/24
Saban’s problem is he was coaching players who weren’t as good as the players across from them.
Published 01/05/24
”One of the guys in the room started talking shit about Keith Jackson, and you were getting dangerously close to talking shit about Keith Jackson.”
Published 01/04/24
They’re writing off the wrong team.
Published 12/29/23
They don’t hate us, Jim; they hate you.
Published 12/21/23
Jimmy Sausage is never gonna commit here.
Published 12/20/23