If they play a bunch of walk-ons wearing #31 we’re set.

Grading out Michigan’s season

”As long as the Ohio State fans figure out which holes are for the legs then then they can put on a diaper, too.”

How do you name yourself Johnell; you’re just asking for this to happen.

Final Score: Frozen Four - (Michigan 0, Boston 4)

”They’re all kind of Sherrone’s Moore. ”

There will be no bad goals, because BC doesn’t score bad goals.

”All weight loss and weight gain is good. This is bad.”

There’s no comparison to playing at the St. Louis Blues practice facility.

Final Scores: NCAA Tournament First Round - (Michigan 4, North Dakota 3) NCAA Tournament Quarterfinals - (Michigan 5, Michigan State 2)

Final Score: Saturday - (Michigan 4, Michigan State 5 (OT))

”They need butts in seats in that room. And in the stadium.”

The Devil said he’s not taking any more Michigan basketball for football championship trades. It’s like when he stopped letting Ohio State fans sell their souls for wins against Michigan; the value’s not the same for you people.

Final Score: Friday - (Michigan 2, Minnesota 1)

”Just because you have low sperm count doesn’t mean you don’t love your wife.”

Wink could walk into this defense, drink coffee for six months, and go back to the league.

Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 5, Notre Dame 4) Saturday - (Michigan 4, Notre Dame 3)

”This is the MGoBlog podcast, there’s gonna be some Coen Brothers.”

Sometimes leadership is not taking every penny you can come across.

Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 2, Minnesota 6) Saturday - (Michigan 6 (OT), Minnesota 5)

”He’s been in Tennessee, he could’ve impregnated a raccoon, we don’t know. We gotta check.”

Sir, are you or have you ever been in charge of a vacuum refurbishment company?

Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 4, Notre Dame 0) Saturday - (Michigan 2, Penn State 1)

Amorion Walker could jump back to Michigan right now if he wants to. Do it!