M1OON!

Maybe they need fewer practices.

Having a Hitler mustache is a bad idea, but the guy can play.

There’s no third idea. Something works, they adjust, there’s one counter and then they shelve it.

Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 1, Notre Dame 1(OT)) Saturday - (Michigan 4, Notre Dame 2)

”He gets carted off and then two weeks later he’s the guy who said ”Call the ambulance BUT NOT FOR ME.”

Somehow Alex you’re older than all of us.

It’s cute. It works. But it’s one down.

Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 5, Boston 1) Saturday - (Michigan 5, Boston 4)(OT))

”Ask Denzel Burke where the library is. Ask Denzel Burke where Evan Stewart is!”

I do not have to finish this sentence and I choose not to.

You guys don’t interpret this through the lens of professional wrestling, which you have to do.

”That’s like the hospital OxyContin, they giva ya the good stuff and then you gotta deal with the prescription stuff.”

That’s something that will be less of a problem last year.

The haterade recruitment level here is off the charts.

Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 3, St. Cloud State 0) Saturday - (Michigan 0, St. Cloud State 4)

”The Galloping Ghost is out there because I guess ghosts are part of this game as well.”

There is nothing in that survey that couldn’t have been produced by any MBA in the country.

Yeah this sucks: next. I mean that’s what modern college football is, right?

Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 4, Arizona State 1) Saturday - (Michigan 3, Arizona State 3 (Tie))

”I think Sysco awareness is an important part of a modern breakfast.”

The Sword of Damocles hanging over this program is they’re gonna put 12 guys in the draft and I don’t know how they’ll replace them.

Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 2, Minnesota State 5) Saturday - (Michigan 4, Minnesota State 1)

”College football Twitter should not be in charge of anything.”