Episodes
Oh boy, this one was rough to get through... This month we're reviewing the severely underfunded adaptation of the TTRPG Dungeons & Dragons, and asking some very important questions - How did they get Jeremy Irons to do this? Why did you do this movie, Jeremy Irons? Who hurt you? _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 03/05/23
Published 03/05/23
Do you love romcoms featuring morally-bankrupt, privileged white people deceiving each other? Then you'll love this month's episode! Get in the mood for Valentine's Day by watching Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson play garbage human beings and wondering why the hell Kathryn Hahn, Bebe Neuwirth, Thomas Lennon and Adam Goldberg don't have bigger roles. _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 02/04/23
COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?! Well if you join the Mobile Infantry, probably not. This month we review the Paul Verhoeven sci-fi satire Starship Troopers. With an authentically Argentinian cast including Casper van Dien, Denise Richards, Dina Meyer, Neil Patrick Harris, Clancy Brown, Jake Busey and Michael Ironside, you will definitely like to know more. _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 01/07/23
This holiday season we're reviewing another Christmas movie with horrific existential implications, Disney's classic The Santa Clause Starring Tim Allen, it's the story about a terrible father who inherits a curse to appease the capricious whims of his bloodthirsty son. Seriously. Have a listen to find out more! _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 12/04/22
It's morphin' time! This episode we go back to the beloved teens with attitude and their trusty robots vs. monsters show from the early 90s. The episodes we review have it all - bad dubbing, beetus bowls and chunky chickens. Seriously, to call this show campy would be an insult to camp. _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 11/04/22
Sisters!! In honor of Halloween and unnecessary sequels 30 years after the original, we're reviewing the Millennial nostalgia-bait Hocus Pocus. Starring Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy, this is one movie only a brainwashed child could love. _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 10/21/22
Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does whatever a Spider-Man can! That's right, this episode we're taking a look the original Marvel juggernaut movie about your friendly neighborhood Arachnid-Person. Starring Toby Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Willem Dafoe, James Franco and J.K. Simmons, this movie showed an entire generation of moviegoers the amazing things the could do if they happen to get snacked on by a genetically-modified spider. _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us...
Published 10/07/22
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to our review of the original Mission: Impossible movie. Adapted from the classic TV series, its theme song slaps harder than a disgruntled Oscars guest. Starring Tom Cruise, Jon Voight, Jean Reno, Ving Rhames, Emilio Estevez and Vanessa Redgrave and directed by Brian de Palma, this movie has more mask reveals than you can shake a piece of exploding gum at. _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 09/23/22
It's the anti-fairytale that kicked off a cultural juggernaut: Shrek starring Mike Meyers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. Prepare for adventure as Nick guides you from the eyeball-filled swamp, to the pleasantly-oppressive Duloc...and beyond! Along the way, Jules stands firmly for the plight of marginalized, bullied, and displaced fantasy creatures everywhere. Meanwhile, Jon relates a little too well with the oppressors. _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us...
Published 09/09/22
This episode we're diving down into the Deep Blue Sea. The sharks can cure Alzheimer's. Samuel L. Jackson is awesome as always. Thomas Jane is secretly Aquaman. And LL Cool J has the best pet bird in film history. _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 08/26/22
We're taking a holiday in the English countryside to ride along with Postman Pat (and his black and white cat)! Delivering disappointing parcels through the all-too-quiet village of Greendale, Pat interacts with all-too-pleasant residents Reverend Timms, Ted Glen, Mrs. Hubbard, and umm..."Sam Waldron", all of whom are part of an evil stop-motion scheme. Will Pat be able to uncover the truth, remove the curse affecting Greendale, and still complete his rounds? Only time will...
Published 08/12/22
We're skipping work for the day to grab some coffee with Friends! Stuffed with odd euphemisms and heavy sarcasm, it's the iconic sitcom that made Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer household names. So come along as we rediscover how to be there for you...if you know what we mean. _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 07/29/22
Roland Emmerich strikes again with 1998's Godzilla! The big, bad, sea monster has come to New York City and is ready to...start a family? Starring Matthew Broderick, Kevin Dunn, and Jean Reno, this baffling action flick really wants to make coffee funny. So grab a pile of fish and get ready for questionable takes on nuclear fallout, reptile biology, and what makes an island isolated. _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 07/15/22
Today is our Independence Day...episode! Roland Emmerich clearly has a destroying America fetish, because this won't be the last movie he does it in. Starring Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Randy Quaid, Judd Hirsch, Adam Baldwin, Harvey Fierstein and Mae Whitman, this movie still slaps (aliens, that is) years later. Also, how many ways can Nick say "Vivica A. Fox"? _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 07/01/22
It's Toy Story! Tom Hanks and Tim Allen star in this soft existential horror that's probably fundamental to your childhood. Join us in our attempt to understand why anyone likes Woody. Maybe it's the tea... _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 06/16/22
We spared no expense making this episode. With Jurassic World Dominion coming out, we thought we'd go back and watch Steven Spielberg's original dino blockbuster. Starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough, Samuel L. Jackson and Wayne Knight, the special effects hold up surprisingly well. Hold onto your butts... _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 06/03/22
Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy, and happy people just don't get into podcasting. That's right, this episode we're reviewing the feature-length blonde joke Legally Blonde. It's the movie that made Reese Witherspoon a star, with Luke Wilson, Selma Blair, Victor Garber, Jennifer Coolidge and Ali Larter rounding out the cast. Plus *checks notes* -- Raquel Welch? That can't be right... Seriously, they'll apparently let anyone into Harvard Law...
Published 05/20/22
We're finishing our anniversary with a return to the beach! In its fourth season, Baywatch gets meta before that was even a thing. Episode 18 "Rescue Bay" has Creepy Honeymoon Guy return to give Hoff and crew their greatest challenge yet... filming a show about lifeguards! Join in as Baywatch literally tries to tell us why we like it. You'll also get to learn the many ways casting decisions strain relationships, and how kite string snaps your hold on reality! _________________ Like us...
Published 05/06/22
MORTAL KOMBAT!!! It's out anniversary episode, and to celebrate where it all began we're reviewing the sequel to our very first episode. With almost none of the original cast and cinematography clearly inspired by Power Rangers, there's so much craziness that we have to discuss. Enjoy! _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 04/22/22
YER A WIZARD, HARRY! Yeah, yeah, we know it's supposed to be the Philosopher's Stone, but we live in America and legally we have to go with the butchered title. The movie that put Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint on the map, it has an insane who's-who of British actors including Maggie Smith, Richard Harris, Alan Rickman, Robbie Coltrane, John Hurt and our favorite leprechaun Warwick Davis. Join us on a magical journey where we find more evidence that it really is awesome to be...
Published 04/08/22
Millennial Rewind adds a little more madness to your March with Air Bud! This classic, featuring Michael Jeter and Bill Cobbs, tells the tale of a boy (who may or may not be in high school) trying to cope with loss in a town devoid of good pet diets, due process, and newspaper editors. Oh, and a dog joins a basketball team for three minutes. ________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 03/25/22
Grab your pots of gold and Irish stereotypes, it's time to review the camp-tactic horror film Leprechaun! Starring Warwick Davis, this was Jennifer Aniston's first feature film before she was on Friends. It's the story of a movie slowly learning that it's OK to leave the basement set you overpaid for. And a murderous leprechaun. _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Published 03/12/22
Sick of modern dark, gritty Batman movies? Journey back in time with us to an era when they were just cheesy, campy toy commercials with no artistic value as we review Batman & Robin. Directed by Joel Schumacher, this was George Clooney's first major feature film. With Arnold Schwarzenegger, Uma Thurman, Alicia Silverstone and Chris O'Donnell, this movie has more terrible ice puns than you can shake a frozen stick at. _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter
Published 02/25/22
In this episode we ponder the age old question..."Why? I mean, just...WHY?!?!" It's Jackass: The Movie starring Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Wee Man, and the rest of the gang. Also special guests Henry Rollins, Tony Hawk, and Oscar-winning writer Spike Jonze?! Come test your faith in humanity with Millennial Rewind's first documentary review. That's right, Jackass actually counts as a documentary! _________________ Like us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter
Published 02/11/22