It's a bitsa ep this week on THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND and the thing you can trust is that Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk are here to guide you through it and help make it bearable. At least until Angela gets the girls out. Poor Doggy-style Dan is subjected to Michelle's lusting; Louise is subjected to Angela as they have tea together while Lou sweats out the outcome of her rehearsal; Anne is subjected to Anne and Julia as they go feed the Parnell Pussies (ooh-er!); then someone gives the ladies GUNS, which naturally Gilda is awesome at and the most competitive ones get all jealous. ALL THIS before we meet Gilda's someone-elses-money-spending friend Mark and Angela gets real while shooting pictures for the cover of her book. So real. Importantly, if you can recover from the bathtub shots, this sets up a lot of stuff for next week AND for the two book launches we have coming in episode 9. There's lots coming down the pipe, you guys.     MolksTVTalk the podcast has (again) been hijacked for this season of RHOAKL as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired. P.S. I expected I would have won. Hands down. Easily.     NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC? @NicMcLachlan MORE MOLK? @SteveMolk MolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com