A sneak peek at what Nic & Molk have planned for this season of the Real Housewives of Sydney...

We made it. The season finale of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND is here and Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk simultaneously amazed and devastated... AND FEEL TOTALLY RIPPED OFF that there's no reunion. What we do get to experience is one of the most confusing, blood-curdling and frustrating arguments in franchise history. Be ready to set the cat among the pigeons with absolutely no intention of causing a problem(!). Also: WHY IS THERE NO REUNION EPISODE?! WHAT EVEN IS THIS?!   MolksTVTalk the...

This is an extra special penultimate episode of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND. Just be cool and let Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk guide you through it because there's just so much to deal with. But first - where's Angela? Look, this is what we live for. One launch is usually amazing for any part of the Real Housewives franchise but TWO LAUNCHES?! It's everything we've wanted all season. There's lots to prepare for when there's two launches, not least of which is proving Lea the intern is...

Start your engines and prepare to be dazzled by the true competitive nature of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND. Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk pull up their comfy chairs and get to wondering if we've met the real Angela in this episode. After all we did see her daughter deliver her some home truths about her self-obsession at least.   There's book proofs & boobs to see, bad blind dates to witness (SO AWKWARD IT HURTS), Anne staring at Ben's g******s, and the big race day organised by...

It's a bitsa ep this week on THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND and the thing you can trust is that Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk are here to guide you through it and help make it bearable. At least until Angela gets the girls out. Poor Doggy-style Dan is subjected to Michelle's lusting; Louise is subjected to Angela as they have tea together while Lou sweats out the outcome of her rehearsal; Anne is subjected to Anne and Julia as they go feed the Parnell Pussies (ooh-er!); then someone gives...

We're still in Port Douglas on this week's THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND but all of that is put aside as Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk set you straight on one of the biggest controversies to ever hit the franchise. This is super serious, you guys. Luckily it's all pretty much mostly able to be sorted out but not before some damage was done and (luckily) Gilda and Michelle had to miss Angela's forced trek to undertake the "laughing yoga and general bullying" session. Also Angela should...

You know what THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND need after a solid four episodes? A holiday in Port Douglas. Join them, Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk as we wind you through this week's episode for make benefit glorious nation of North Queensland. There's certainly a lot of business to take care of before we get to the mainland too. There's packing, bitching, a high tea, a spray tan, a fashion parade and some more bitching. Once we get to the resort the problems only ramp up trying to work out...

2016 PRIMETIME EMMYS SPECIAL! The one where Mark Humphries and Steve Molk cast a longing glance at the winners, losers and hosting performance of Jimmy Kimmel at the 68th Primetime Emmy Awards. It was a night of diversity. Thanks to THE PEOPLE V OJ SIMPSON being nominated a billion times and winning most of those there was lots of African-American people onstage (which is a great thing), and Jeffrey Tambor's win again for TRANSPARENT along with the most outstanding direction win for the same...

It was the perfect example of too much information, and this week's episode of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND delivers far too much for Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk to talk about. Our theory that Lea needs to be removed for her safety only gains momentum as Anne attempts to steal her away and Angela massively over-reacts to her car being in a little prang. There's also blood on the drama floor at Louise's workshop, and Angela's attempts to bury the hatchet with Gilda end up with said...

Warm your pussies, fill your glass with some moist, sparkling liquid and settle back and enjoy this great new episode of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND with Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk.  If it's not Julia off to see a woman about a vampire, or Michelle feeding Anne's pussies, it's the annual Pussy Galore fundraiser party that sees Gilda take Louise to task and Angela v everyone continue.  Also: SURPRISE! We meet Angela's French "P.A." Lea who it appears she has a crush on and is in a...

Hello friends. Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk are back to guide you through the jungle that is THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND. If you thought we had a mark on the housewives from E01, you're dead wrong. I mean, the episodes starts with Molk apologising for goodness sake. There's so much to see and do this episode from: visiting Karen the Healing Practitioner (not a thing); to Michelle taking her daughter to fashion week; to Julia being horny; to Anne the Sparkling Wine Lady(tm) getting a...

Hello friends. It's a whole new series in the franchise and it DOES. NOT. DISAPPOINT. Welcome to Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk's journey through the premiere (S01E01) of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND. We've six new Housewives to meet - Louise, Gilda, Julia, Angela, Michelle & Anne - and all sorts of new geography to work out. Honestly, as we guide you through you'll agree that once we meet the ladies it's on for young faces and old faces as the ladies attempt to our pass-ag and bitch...

WELCOME TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURE S03 REUNION PODCAST! What a journey. We owned it. We didn't create any gossip, we just passed on what we'd heard. Joining me for your auditory pleasure this final incredible ep for the season is NIC MCLACHLAN and DANIEL BACKHAUS. Both of them so, so great and not at all limited by legal warnings or direction. It's two massive hours of shock, love, horror, hate, pillow throwing, tears, controversy, subterfuge, lies, revelations, #FreeJohanna, f*****g...

MARK HUMPHRIES and I settle in and reflect on the 58th TV WEEK LOGIE AWARDS. The fun, the shocks, the banter, the controversy, and the fact that it's still technically running. We chat about the overall impact of what was a pretty good Logies, all in all. There's talk of CRAIG MCLACHLAN and MIRANDA TAPSELL; THE LIVING ROOM; the length of the show; JULIA MORRIS; DAVE HUGHES; PETER HELLIAR and KITTY FLANAGAN; WENTWORTH; JIMMY BARNES; THE PROJECT; WALEED ALY and more. It was a hell of a night,...

IT'S THE SEASON FINAL! We made it. Short of an explosive reunion (and you know it will be) we're all the way through and S03E11 of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE delivers and delivers and delivers. Don't worry - Nic McLachlan and I will guide you. There's lots of loose ends to be tied up this week, including another family reunion, a fragrance launch, the angels, a reconciliation and one hell of a f#ckin' dinner! Everything gets rounded out nicely to leave just the right amount of...

NIC MCLACHLAN and I are back to look at a whole new target - she of the arse and a half - reacting to S03E10 of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE.  Enjoy the mindsplosions of Lydia as she lives in her self-indulgent, self-deluded world imprisoning a dog and a housekeeper. Shudder at her ongoing feud with Chyka (all of Lydia's own doing). Laugh at Gina by Gina Liano's "wholistic whateverthefucksheis". Be horrified at the talk of Ben's swimmers and getting some work done at Wristy Central....

There's a lot to mop up after last week's Disastrous Desert Dinner, so please allow NIC MCLACHLAN and I the opportunity to talk you through S03E09 of this week's ep of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE. Get the f#ck out! Not only do we get more dinner shenanigans but we get some UAE culture learnings for greater understanding, Janet gets all hot and bothered, Jackie admits to being a woggy chick and is very hungry, Lydia & Pettifleur's attempt at reconciliation, the revelation of the real...

Shopping anyone? Well, while we're in DUBAI WE MAY AS WELL! It's another REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE reaction podcast with NIC MCLACHLAN and the joy of S03E08 isn't just the locale but the attitudes. Get f#cked. Lydia again puzzles us all with her attitudes to animal love, we get a family reunion, there's a major Pettifleur breakdown, and you know they all lose their cool when they swear like the Aussies they are. Bull f#cking s**t.   By the end of the season if Jackie hasn't bitchslapped...

SURPRISE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DUBAI! But first there's a bloody painting of Figaro and so much more for NIC MCLACHLAN and I to get you through for S03E07 of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE! Look, we'll pretty much all agree that an etiquette class with Chyka, Chessie & Jackie is pretty much the funniest thing ever, so we're at least guaranteed that. This is despite protestations of love by others AND WHO MAKES THEIR DOG TAKE A SHOWER WITH THEM, LYDIA?! Don't forget Gina by Gina Liano by...

Every good wedding deserves a great party, and when it comes to a reception let's see what Alin managed to pull together... Also NIC MCLACHLAN is back to help guide you and I through S03E06 of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE! Of course first on the menu is the possible cake destruction and Gina's perceived Celebrity Apprentice launch party and all the shitstorm that surrounds it. There is, however, still time for double dates, bitchy lunches a visit to Gina's Dad(!), Myles' birthday (somehow...

Dear listener, you are cordially invited to the wedding of Wolf Pup & Gamble in this, the S03E05 reaction pod ep for the REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE, featuring the delightful ALEISHA McCORMACK. No RHOM wedding ever goes smoothly. There's always controversy and this time it's Gamble's "bestie" Gina that brings the pain - while all the others create their own special and unique brands of chaos. The Byron on Byron is the locale for the controversy and you won't want to miss a minute of:...

It has begun... THE PRETENDENING (aka S03E04 of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE), and NIC MCLACHLAN and I will guide you all through it. There's a number of let downs we have to work through, like: the wash up of the fight at Gamble's (herefortowith known as #InviteGate); far too much of Creepy Brian; Gamble & Hair Gina going lingerie shopping; even more Lydia v Susie; the Pitchka Queen permanently having her head done in by Pif; and that afternoon tea organised by Chyka (there's always...

The one where S03E03 of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE consumes NIC MCLACHLAN and I, and we will never be the same again. Look, it's all about the last seven minutes of the show, but in the process there's more #FreeJohanna, Lydia's evil plans, a new Porsche, a blubbering lunch, effing Brian getting creepier than ever, and the much-awaited self-reflection regarding BABY TALK (please God no). Then there's the fight, the wedding invitations, and then A WHOLE NEW FIGHT. MolksTVTalk the podcast...

The one where NIC MCLACHLAN and I dive into S03E02 of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE and come out feeling a whole lot better about ourselves. Warnie Watch continues, as does #DrivingMissLydia (or #FreeJohanna - take your pick), and while there's talk of horses, cheating exes, gossip, Turkish wristies, baby-making sex, Pottery Barn champers, masturbation, flirting with the Porsche salesman, blogging and more - it's all really quite innocent. MolksTVTalk the podcast has been hijacked for this...

The one where NIC MCLACHLAN and I draw a line in the sand and prepare you for the new season of REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE. Basically, it's crazy. In this ep we fill you in on where RHOM is, who's who in the zoo (& which animal they most resemble), and then we preview the first ep and with as few spoilers as possible explain just how gob-smackingly amazing the first ep of season three is. You basically won't believe it - so prepare yourselves. #Lydiot MolksTVTalk the podcast has been...