SURPRISE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DUBAI! But first there's a bloody painting of Figaro and so much more for NIC MCLACHLAN and I to get you through for S03E07 of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE! Look, we'll pretty much all agree that an etiquette class with Chyka, Chessie & Jackie is pretty much the funniest thing ever, so we're at least guaranteed that. This is despite protestations of love by others AND WHO MAKES THEIR DOG TAKE A SHOWER WITH THEM, LYDIA?! Don't forget Gina by Gina Liano by Chemist Warehouse and the BEST BRUSH OF THE CENTURY by Pettifleur's son & girlfriend. Go home and hug your piano, Piff. ALSO DOO-BUY! MolksTVTalk the podcast has been hijacked for this season of RHOM as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired. P.S. Jackie facials are the best this season.   NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC? Nic McLachlan - @NicMcLachlan MolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com