There's a lot to mop up after last week's Disastrous Desert Dinner, so please allow NIC MCLACHLAN and I the opportunity to talk you through S03E09 of this week's ep of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE. Get the f#ck out! Not only do we get more dinner shenanigans but we get some UAE culture learnings for greater understanding, Janet gets all hot and bothered, Jackie admits to being a woggy chick and is very hungry, Lydia & Pettifleur's attempt at reconciliation, the revelation of the real cost of royal weddings in Dubai(!) and MY PRECIOUS CHYKA LOSING HER S**T AT LYDIA. This will not stand. NOT STAND, I TELLS YOU. MolksTVTalk the podcast has been hijacked for this season of RHOM as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired. P.S. Bull f#cking s**t.   NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC? Nic McLachlan - @NicMcLachlan MolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com