Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Witcher photos, the buzz coming out of Cannes and the latest developments on stories from the week.     Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 01:30 Gerald of Riverside 03:20 Feeling Froggy 03:50 Handsome Hollywood Heroes 04:35 Where Thor Went Wrong 05:35 Furiosa 06:35 Megalopolis Reception 07:35 Malkovich Impressions 09:35 The Guy Who Learned About Steve Buscemi 10:05 Oh The Fight is on Netflix 10:50...

Burnie sits nearby while Ashley discusses her beautiful feet, flashing the population of Ireland, and when it's A-OK to get peed on. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Jake Paul & Mike Tyson face off, the opening of the Cannes Film Festival, and people's shocking lack of self preservation.    Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 01:15 Bulls on the Beach 04:10 Paul v Tyson Face Off 07:35 NBA Playoffs 09:00 Bluey Las Vegas Disaster 14:00 Can You Match Her Eating Speed 16:20 Dirt Dog Las Vegas 16:50 Cannes Kicks Off 18:00 Megalopolis 20:30 Cat People 23:05 Mega Movie...

Burnie and Ashley discuss people not using Bumble to not have sex, OpenAI's Her Moment and the return of the stock market apes.     Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:40 Meme Stocks Roaring Back 06:50 ChatGPT Goes Siri 15:00 Rough Night Mr President 16:15 Programs Programming Programs 18:10 Bumble Fumble 24:00 Uncanny Valley Gets Spooky 25:00 Thank You and Goodnight

Burnie and Ashley discuss  New York assaults, clam chowder cringe, and dating an AI who has a friend they think you would like a lot.     Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 01:20 Territorial About the Sky 05:25 Attack on Steve Buscemi 09:15 Clam Chowder Faux Pas 13:25 Escape From New York 14:25 Dating AI Concierges 17:40 OpenAI Ready to Make Waves 19:35 Too Much Screentime 20:40 Apes. Together. Strong. 21:20 Box Office on...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Malkovich, Malkovich & Malkovich, various factors that saved the UK economy, Helldivers 2 dismissals, and follow up on the week's top stories.     Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Burnie and Ashley alert the media about rental car companies, discuss the Hulk as an upset customer, fight on purpose, and then get back 118% of the time they wasted talking about FTX.     Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss  TikTok vs America, fragile eggs, and drive-by dumbasses.     Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss  the Met Gala, RvB Restoration premiere, men's limited fashion choices and the upcoming season of The Boys.     Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:45 Red vs Blue Restoration 08:40 The Boys 12:45 The Walking Dead 15:10 Furiosa 18:05 Superman First Look 20:25 The Batman 22:45 Met Gala 24:40 Red Carpet Style 27:40 Thank You and Goodnight

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Helldivers 2 disaster, snakes in pants, diss tracks, endless shrimp, and the high cost of fast food.     Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere 00:00 Good Morning 00:55 Helldivers 2 Disaster 07:20 The Fall Guy 09:45 Diss Tracks 11:35 Snakes in Pants 14:00 Ashley Gets Sidetracked about Planet Crafter 15:20 Endless Shrimp 17:00 Red vs Blue Restoration 18:25 Thanks 18:55 Cheese Train 19:30 Burnie's Instagram Game

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, share their surprise animal husbandry and discuss getting caught criming.  Want to support the podcast and maybe get a little extra bonus content? Good news! https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss being late to set, the era of clickbait on Netflix, the death of theatrical documentaries, and being a type that heists.     Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Burnie and Ashley delve into their personal origin story. TW: Gamma Radiation Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss internet outliers, robot furries, telepathic meatballs, and putting cryptocurrency products in your brain.    Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Burnie sits down with Gavin Free in extreme slow-mo to discuss inner monologues, the art of personal hygiene, and cultural adjustments. Support this podcast and get extra content at http://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, discuss the Fallout 4 update and welcome the return of Net Neutrality.    Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss horses gone wild, human night vision, our robotic future, and retro television. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:35 Horses Rampage in London 04:00 Cat Vision 06:40 Apple Vision 09:00 Rough Time for Tech 10:00 Adopting Too Early 11:20 Future Robotics 13:40 Cutting Edge Retro Tech 14:45 Retro TV Channel 16:00 The Popples 16:40 The Cereal Box 20:45 Polling the Classics 21:15 The Real Ghostbusters 22:15...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Severance Season 2, urban legends becoming canon, and a murder of topics on today's show.     Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:45 Fallout Fun Facts 03:50 Fan Theories 05:30 Tik Tok Divest or Ban Passes 07:00 War on Ticks 07:30 Grooming 09:25 Gang of Turkeys 11:30 Lyme Vaccine 13:00 Right to Roam 14:15 Severance Season 2 19:00 LA to Vegas Rail 20:40 Thank You and Goodnight

Burnie and Ashley talk about the new Deadpool & Wolverine trailer, box office decline in April, and lots of other geeky news today. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss fit older ladies, games that play themselves, and the sudden loss of their favorite drink.  Hey! Want to support this podcast? If so, we have the perfect link for you:  https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Intro 00:33 Planking Records 03:50 Spice Girls 05:35 Hot Older Ladies in Your Area 08:30 Filthy Frank Reinvented 10:55 Discontinued Favorite Bevs 15:40 Thanks 15:55 Sony Auto Play Patent 18:15 Home Robots and Outro

Burnie and Ashley follow up on retired robots, the Fallout series, Tarantino changing direction and then dox a bunch of Sonic characters.  Support our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:10 Doxxing Sonic Characters 04:27 Planet Crafter as Education 05:45 Steam 09:00 Fallout Series Reception and The Witcher 12:25 Netflix Subscribers and Eternal Growth Expectations 13:22 Bots are Half of Internet Traffic 14:25 Project Hail Mary Movie 15:40 Quentin...

Burnie and Ashley (and JD) discuss the UK smoking ban, Star Control 2's spiritual successor, charging for X, and what the youths are up to. 00:00 Intro 04:26 JD Cameo 09:35 Free Star Kickstarter 14:40 Three Body Problem talk 16:00 Spoiler End, Smoking Ban 21:23 Outro Support us at: Morning Somewhere | Patreon for the world's most weekdaily podcast.

Burnie and Ashley discuss robotic stuntpeople, flooding, Sylvester Stallone's alleged misbehavior, evil government picking on poor Ticketmaster, and macaque copyrights. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere and get exclusive bonus content.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Sonic casting news, old consoles, the Rust armorer sentencing, DIY delays, and the weird childhood bookends for some Gen Z'ers. Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/MorningSomewhere