Episodes
The Joker is back for another go around. Will this film get nearly as many Oscar nominations as the first? Hell no. And we are here to discuss why, through questions likkkkkkkkkke:
How much lying is okay at the start of a relationship? Who's the actual villain in this movie? How long could we date a woman who only ever sang instead of talking?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them...
Published 11/07/24
Just Liz and Sam this week as they discuss the new movie, Jackpot. Featuring Q's like:
What class/hobby/sport group meeting could you punch your way through? What do you think was the intended lesson of this movie for audiences? What would you have in your panic room?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here:
www.patreon.com/mritqs
Emily also has her own podcast, which you can find...
Published 10/19/24
We celebrate 8 whole years of podcasting by getting on two guests that Sam has had the pleasure of having previously been on both of their shows. Jason from Binge Movies (catch Sam on the episodes for Die Hard ripoffs and The Muppets) and Stew from Stew World Order (catch Sam on the Spider-Man episode) are here to discuss the "film" that is No Holds Barred.
No words were barred either as we turn this episode into a "fark Hulk Hogan... and Vince McMahon too" and go deep into a movie that is...
Published 09/25/24
Hello you awesome people!! Our good friend Emily is back to throw 20 Q's at the 2010 comedy, The Other Guys. Featuring Q's like:
What were Dalton and Highsmith actually thinking when they "aimed for the bushes"? A la "Gator", whats your pimp name? Is it weird for a man to give another man a gift?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here:
www.patreon.com/mritqs
Emily also has her own podcast, which you...
Published 09/05/24
Marvel movies are back baby!! And so is Sam and Matiu to ponder:
How many more years of Hugh Jackman's Wolverine are we going to see? Is Deadpool actually going to Marvel Jesus and save the MCU? What dirt does Ryan Reynolds have on so many famous people that he can convince them to cameo in this?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here:
www.patreon.com/mritqs
Emily also has her own podcast, which you...
Published 08/09/24
Billy and Dave from We Watched a Thing etc join Sam this week to do arguably the best (it is) film in the MCU. Sam loses his mind in fanboy excitement as they ponder things like:
Who's the most useless, Hawkeye or Falcon? How can the MCU be this good again? What part of your body would you swap with a robotic part?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here:
www.patreon.com/mritqs
Emily also has her own...
Published 07/26/24
With all the subtlety of an elephant, we charge head first into the jungle to discuss this 2008 comedy that continues to become more and more of a curiosity in today's world. Featuring Q's like:
Which one of these actors would die in the jungle first? Whats the worst endangered animal to kill? Which character is the biggest fake d-bag?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them...
Published 07/12/24
Long time listeners will say something like "hey, that's Matiu's fave movie, are you really doing it again?". And the answer is yes. Yes we are. But this time we've got Liz, hopefully to derail Matiu's enthusiam.
Either way, join us as we ponder things like:
Why are the airplane passengers so chill about a corpse? Is Arnie immune to bullets? At what point should have Cindy ran off from Matrix?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the...
Published 06/14/24
Hey so if you're like the rest of the world and didn't go see Furiosa then congrats, here's the Mad Max sequel podcast for you. Just Sam and Kahu this week as they ponder things like:
Where are these dudes finding ice hockey gear in outback Australia? Is there whole mission to ride around burning gas to find more... gas? How long after the bombs drop would Aussie turn like this?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you...
Published 05/30/24
The legends that are Billy and Dave are on this week from We Watched a Thing, to join Sam in throwing 20 Q's at Fall Guy. Featuring Q's like.
Stunts deserves an Oscar, but what doesn't? What other dog movie would benefit from a dog with a "bite crotch" command? Whats the coolest stunt you've ever tried?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here:
www.patreon.com/mritqs
Emily also has her own podcast,...
Published 05/10/24
Liz and Kahu join Sam this week on a mission to interview the President before he gets killed. To do so, we ponder things like:
Is this Kirsten Dunst's best performance? What actor would portray the leader of the Western Forces? Is Wagner Moura's character the most bizarrely horny character in non-horror film history?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here:
www.patreon.com/mritqs
Emily also has her...
Published 04/25/24
Many many many moons ago we got together for episode 1 and got incredibly cranky while reviewing a remake. 249 more episodes later, and here we are again.
This time around it's the brand new movie, Road House, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, and a "performance" by Connor McGregor. Kahu and Matiu join Sam to ponder things like:
Whats our top 4 worst remakes? With so many subplots, what actually was the plot? Just how tight are Conor McGregors shorts?
How many dumps a day is normal? What celeb was...
Published 04/14/24
Our wonderful friend Emily is back again to discuss one of her fave films, the Long Kiss Goodnight. We get into it with questions like:
Why doesn't this ever appear on any Christmas movie list? A trained group of soldiers are coming to kill you. Would you rather have Jason Bourne or Charly Baltimore both protecting, and trying to seduce, you? What mundane task would you love to be ridiculously overpowered at, like Geena’s vegetable dicing?
But of course the best questions are from our...
Published 03/29/24
Matiu and Kahu join Sam this week as after a long break... this might be the end of the podcast. So what better movie to do than This is the End?
Featuring Q's like:
How many dumps a day is normal? What celeb was the most like their "fictionalized" version? What movie crimes prevent these guys from entering heaven?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here:
www.patreon.com/mritqs
Emily also has her own...
Published 03/07/24
And now for Liz's fave movie, Forrest Gump. Joining us this week is Dan, formerly of Netflix 'n Swill fame, now of Stacking Triggers.
Join us as we ponder things like:
Was Jenny the worst? What scene from another movie, starring one of the actors, should they insert into this movie to confuse everyone? What cultural event post-2000 do you think Forrest would have stumbled across?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well...
Published 02/23/24
And now for Liz's best (??) idea yet: Every Christmas Movie Ever.
Basically the premise is simple, Matiu, Sam, Liz and Kahu throw 20 questions at Christmas movies, pondering things like:
What is the best porn parody for a popular Christmas movie? What Christmas movie character would be better played by our man Nicolas Cage? We all know Kevin from Home Alone grew up to become the killer from Saw, but what other famous Christmas movie character is in jail right now? Which actor/actress's...
Published 12/21/23
And now for Liz's best (??) idea yet: Every Christmas Movie Ever.
Basically the premise is simple, Matiu, Sam, Liz and Kahu throw 20 questions at Christmas movies, pondering things like:
What is the best porn parody for a popular Christmas movie? What Christmas movie character would be better played by our man Nicolas Cage? We all know Kevin from Home Alone grew up to become the killer from Saw, but what other famous Christmas movie character is in jail right now? Which actor/actress's...
Published 12/21/23
An episode that feels like years in the making, because it was, join us as we finally throw 20 big ones at the Robocop. Featuring Q's like:
What prediction of the future did this movie nail? Why did the giant robot squeal like a pig when it fell over? How would you explain to your friends that you got shot in the junk?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here:
www.patreon.com/mritqs
Emily also has her...
Published 12/14/23
An episode that feels like years in the making, because it was, join us as we finally throw 20 big ones at the Robocop. Featuring Q's like:
What prediction of the future did this movie nail? Why did the giant robot squeal like a pig when it fell over? How would you explain to your friends that you got shot in the junk?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here:
www.patreon.com/mritqs
Emily also has her...
Published 12/13/23
Just Matiu and Sam this week as they attempt to get through 20 Q's on the new Netflix original "Old Dads". Join us as we ponder things like:
When is it okay to have a mental breakdown as a dad? Which dad got divorced first after the events of this movie? Is Bill Burr's character really the villain?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here:
www.patreon.com/mritqs
Emily also has her own podcast, which...
Published 11/29/23
Just Matiu and Sam this week as they attempt to get through 20 Q's on the new Netflix original "Old Dads". Join us as we ponder things like:
When is it okay to have a mental breakdown as a dad? Which dad got divorced first after the events of this movie? Is Bill Burr's character really the villain?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here:
www.patreon.com/mritqs
Emily also has her own podcast, which...
Published 11/28/23
Staceys back! And we throw 20 Q's at the latest offering Marvel, featuring Q's like:
What 3 superheroes would be the worst to start body-swapping? Is this the MCU's most lackluster villain? Would you run from a flerken, or embrace the tongue?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here:
www.patreon.com/mritqs
Emily also has her own podcast, which you can find here: https://www.tastelesspod.com/
As does...
Published 11/16/23
Staceys back! And we throw 20 Q's at the latest offering Marvel, featuring Q's like:
What 3 superheroes would be the worst to start body-swapping? Is this the MCU's most lackluster villain? Would you run from a flerken, or embrace the tongue?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here:
www.patreon.com/mritqs
Emily also has her own podcast, which you can find here: https://www.tastelesspod.com/
As does...
Published 11/15/23
Like totally, right on! Liz, Emily (Tasteless), and Ashlee (Rabbit Ears) are at it again, this time offering up a cheertastic look at the 2000 film Bring It On.
Featuring Qs like:
What quote(s) from this movie have become part of your lexicon? Which side character would make for the best spinoff movie? If you were dared to, would you drop the spirit stick?
But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them...
Published 11/09/23