Liz and Kahu join Sam this week on a mission to interview the President before he gets killed. To do so, we ponder things like: Is this Kirsten Dunst's best performance? What actor would portray the leader of the Western Forces? Is Wagner Moura's character the most bizarrely horny character in non-horror film history? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her...

Many many many moons ago we got together for episode 1 and got incredibly cranky while reviewing a remake. 249 more episodes later, and here we are again. This time around it's the brand new movie, Road House, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, and a "performance" by Connor McGregor. Kahu and Matiu join Sam to ponder things like: Whats our top 4 worst remakes? With so many subplots, what actually was the plot? Just how tight are Conor McGregors shorts? How many dumps a day is normal? What celeb was...

Our wonderful friend Emily is back again to discuss one of her fave films, the Long Kiss Goodnight. We get into it with questions like: Why doesn't this ever appear on any Christmas movie list? A trained group of soldiers are coming to kill you. Would you rather have Jason Bourne or Charly Baltimore both protecting, and trying to seduce, you? What mundane task would you love to be ridiculously overpowered at, like Geena’s vegetable dicing? But of course the best questions are from our...

Matiu and Kahu join Sam this week as after a long break... this might be the end of the podcast. So what better movie to do than This is the End? Featuring Q's like: How many dumps a day is normal? What celeb was the most like their "fictionalized" version? What movie crimes prevent these guys from entering heaven? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her own...

And now for Liz's fave movie, Forrest Gump. Joining us this week is Dan, formerly of Netflix 'n Swill fame, now of Stacking Triggers. Join us as we ponder things like: Was Jenny the worst? What scene from another movie, starring one of the actors, should they insert into this movie to confuse everyone? What cultural event post-2000 do you think Forrest would have stumbled across? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well...

And now for Liz's best (??) idea yet: Every Christmas Movie Ever.  Basically the premise is simple, Matiu, Sam, Liz and Kahu throw 20 questions at Christmas movies, pondering things like: What is the best porn parody for a popular Christmas movie? What Christmas movie character would be better played by our man Nicolas Cage? We all know Kevin from Home Alone grew up to become the killer from Saw, but what other famous Christmas movie character is in jail right now? Which actor/actress's...

And now for Liz's best (??) idea yet: Every Christmas Movie Ever.  Basically the premise is simple, Matiu, Sam, Liz and Kahu throw 20 questions at Christmas movies, pondering things like: What is the best porn parody for a popular Christmas movie? What Christmas movie character would be better played by our man Nicolas Cage? We all know Kevin from Home Alone grew up to become the killer from Saw, but what other famous Christmas movie character is in jail right now? Which actor/actress's...

An episode that feels like years in the making, because it was, join us as we finally throw 20 big ones at the Robocop. Featuring Q's like: What prediction of the future did this movie nail? Why did the giant robot squeal like a pig when it fell over? How would you explain to your friends that you got shot in the junk? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her...

An episode that feels like years in the making, because it was, join us as we finally throw 20 big ones at the Robocop. Featuring Q's like: What prediction of the future did this movie nail? Why did the giant robot squeal like a pig when it fell over? How would you explain to your friends that you got shot in the junk? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her...

Just Matiu and Sam this week as they attempt to get through 20 Q's on the new Netflix original "Old Dads". Join us as we ponder things like: When is it okay to have a mental breakdown as a dad? Which dad got divorced first after the events of this movie? Is Bill Burr's character really the villain?  But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her own podcast, which...

Just Matiu and Sam this week as they attempt to get through 20 Q's on the new Netflix original "Old Dads". Join us as we ponder things like: When is it okay to have a mental breakdown as a dad? Which dad got divorced first after the events of this movie? Is Bill Burr's character really the villain?  But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her own podcast, which...

Staceys back! And we throw 20 Q's at the latest offering Marvel, featuring Q's like: What 3 superheroes would be the worst to start body-swapping? Is this the MCU's most lackluster villain? Would you run from a flerken, or embrace the tongue? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her own podcast, which you can find here: https://www.tastelesspod.com/ As does...

Staceys back! And we throw 20 Q's at the latest offering Marvel, featuring Q's like: What 3 superheroes would be the worst to start body-swapping? Is this the MCU's most lackluster villain? Would you run from a flerken, or embrace the tongue? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her own podcast, which you can find here: https://www.tastelesspod.com/ As does...

Like totally, right on! Liz, Emily (Tasteless), and Ashlee (Rabbit Ears) are at it again, this time offering up a cheertastic look at the 2000 film Bring It On. Featuring Qs like: What quote(s) from this movie have become part of your lexicon? Which side character would make for the best spinoff movie? If you were dared to, would you drop the spirit stick? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them...

Like totally, right on! Liz, Emily (Tasteless), and Ashlee (Rabbit Ears) are at it again, this time offering up a cheertastic look at the 2000 film Bring It On. Featuring Qs like: What quote(s) from this movie have become part of your lexicon? Which side character would make for the best spinoff movie? If you were dared to, would you drop the spirit stick? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them...

No tricks these year, only treats as you, dear listeners, are treated to the original trio of Sam, Stacey and Spanky! Join us as we ponder things like: Would you buy a home that's been the scene of a grisly murder? Is JLC the best nepo baby? What character would you have shoved in front of Mike Myers to save yourself?  But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her...

No tricks these year, only treats as you, dear listeners, are treated to the original trio of Sam, Stacey and Spanky! Join us as we ponder things like: Would you buy a home that's been the scene of a grisly murder? Is JLC the best nepo baby? What character would you have shoved in front of Mike Myers to save yourself?  But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her...

AMERICA! FARK YEAH!!! Dory, Matiu, Kahu and Sam form an all star cast this week as we dissect this classic from the 2000's. Featuring Q's like: What joke or theme in this movie would get it cancelled today? What's the worst lie you've ever told? Is this Matt Damon's most iconic performance?  But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her own podcast, which you can...

AMERICA! FARK YEAH!!! Dory, Matiu, Kahu and Sam form an all star cast this week as we dissect this classic from the 2000's. Featuring Q's like: What joke or theme in this movie would get it cancelled today? What's the worst lie you've ever told? Is this Matt Damon's most iconic performance?  But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her own podcast, which you can...

One of the greatest films of all times is next up to get the treatment as Sam and Liz ponder things like: Which character would you get to help you hide a dead body? What film should have won the Best Picture Oscar? What was the stupidest decision made by an otherwise smart character? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her own podcast, which you can find...

One of the greatest films of all times is next up to get the treatment as Sam and Liz ponder things like: Which character would you get to help you hide a dead body? What film should have won the Best Picture Oscar? What was the stupidest decision made by an otherwise smart character? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily also has her own podcast, which you can find...

Kahu and Matiu join Sam this week to act as mature as teenage mutant ninja turtles, but reviewing the newly released (at least in NZ) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, Mutant Mayhem. Join us as we ponder Is consenting interspecies relations okay? Why do they wear disguises in the sewers? Which mutant would we least like to milk? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily...

Kahu and Matiu join Sam this week to act as mature as teenage mutant ninja turtles, but reviewing the newly released (at least in NZ) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, Mutant Mayhem. Join us as we ponder Is consenting interspecies relations okay? Why do they wear disguises in the sewers? Which mutant would we least like to milk? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons. Wanna join them and help shape the show? Well you can join them here: www.patreon.com/mritqs Emily...

Just Sam and Matiu this week as Sam discusses the new film Extraction 2, while Matiu possibly discusses the original Extraction mixed with the new one that he apparently watched months before anyone else did. Anyway. Join us as we ponder things like: Does this movie contain the best fight scene of all time? Is Chris Hemsworth too sexy to be taken seriously? Realistically, at what point should he have died?  But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons: Emily, Julio, Dan,...