Episodes
In a surprise twist, Goldie unexpectedly seizes power and reveals a shocking secret. Is her love affair with Patel over?
Published 08/24/09
Published 08/24/09
Slick plans a painful death for Patel and Goldie, but Patel outsmarts him once again and seeks revenge.
Published 08/17/09
The mobsters learn the whereabouts of Goldie and Patel when Rajeev releases his bowels.
Published 08/10/09
Rajeev the elephant is held captive in Slick's zoo, where both he and Goldie receive a pleasant surprise.
Published 08/03/09
Mr Patel is reunited with his new love in unexpected circumstances - inside the belly of a gay elephant!
Published 07/27/09
Patel adopts the persona of a pimp, and with his two bodyguards, battles the hitmen. Slick takes matters into his own hands.
Published 07/20/09
His life in danger, Mr Patel attempts to distract the hitmen with his slurpy machine, but things don't go according to plan.
Published 07/13/09
Goldie seduces Patel, but not even love can persuade him to give up his shop.
Published 07/06/09
Local crime boss, Slick, reveals his plans to take over Mr Patel's shop by introducing him to the woman of his dreams.
Published 06/29/09
Mr Patel, a humble shopkeeper, laments that he is unable to find a 'first class wife'.
Published 06/19/09