This week’s episode is live from Tyson’s Corner, where we won the first trophies of our entire lives and our dad wasn’t even there to see it . . . so please tell him what good boys we are. Please also invite him to the dumpster party, ask him to install an emotional support Squatty Potty, and plant some very tall vegetables, if he has the time. Suggested talking points: The Peeper will Keep us Safe, Extreme Slobster Close-Up, 18-Year-Old Baby Witch, Kelvin Kline, Plea For Shrek First...

It's November and you know what that means: time for some spooky Halloween Christmas creep! This episode is full to the brim with only slightly out of date seasonal content, and some of the best advice you could ask for, like how to tell if you might be a babadook, gameifying your trivia night, and how to deflect your bathroom whoopsies onto zoo animals. But please, PLEASE don't tell Jack Hanna any of this. Suggested talking points: Mark After Dark, The Spear of Lily's Destiny, Just do The...

Early signs pointed to a cursed one, but Atlanta was anything but cursed last month. The Faulty JanSport inspector saved us from disaster, the curse of Riddle Me Piss was lifted from Travis, and a CPAP machine protected us from poisonous gas (or something, we're not really sure what a CPAP does). Other than Justin's piss-soaked costume, it was a real charmed show! Suggested talking points: Top-of-the-Line A-PAP Machine, The Enabling of Trav Nation, #KitKatVanillaBreakSweepstakes, AirFnF,...

We got him, folks! We Gaga-got him! The clown is down! There's already an alarming amount of turkey vultures circling around, so you'll never see him again! Now we can make room for giant tubs of ranch dressing, tasty canopic jars, and uncomfortable discourse around the Mario family lore. Suggested talking points: Evil on My Mother's Side, 500 Foot Super Bird, Twelve Volumes of Ichor, Your Impact on My Jock is Minimal at Best, Big Dip Cup Big Enough, Slutz for UtzNative Women Lead:...

This one is for the real nerds out there, and we mean MUSCLE NERDS! Show off those gams! Lift those Chipotle burritos and get swole! Make your eyes so strong you can see John Cena! Suggested talking points: Pentagram of Chipotles, Ask Me About My Tea Poster, Polar Pizza Before the Resurrection, Justin McElroy Bad News for Bots Native Women Lead: https://www.nativewomenlead.org/

Look, everyone is thinking it but we're finally gonna be the ones say it: saran wrap sucks. In this episode we bravely take on this and other topics, such as pulling a reverse Indiana Jones, supporting the frontline Ghostbusters, and the sanctity of collectible donut inflatables. Suggested Talking Points: Crossboner, Ebert Beast Mode, Claude Money, On Loan from the Artists Gallery, Thank you Teresa for Watching Ghosts, Too Much Show Not Enough Business, Spyuukie Season Native Women Lead:...

Live from Rose City Comic Con in Portland, featuring only the best in lossless fart audio! We love this town, and we love all the questions about the value of valueless collectables, the fun of liquid nitrogen, and how to get electrocuted but in a cool way. Suggested talking points: A Picture of Betty Cooper we Didn’t Know We Wanted Until Now, Penny Crimes, Human Tissue Factory, Discreet Plumber Experienced with Toilet Magic, Aroma Romance, Michael’s Secret Stuff Equal Justice Initiative:...

If you've ever wondered what compliment to give your favorite piece of art (or podcast) we have some suggestions for you in this episode. Although the best praise of all would be eating part of the podcast so that it will always be part of you. Suggested talking points: Everyone's Always Swapping Blood Out, A Terrifying Amount of Sperm, Jackson Pollock Zune, Peanut Protrusion Equal Justice Initiative: https://eji.org/about/

Are you ready to take a deep dive into the Dunkin-verse? We sure aren’t! We’re too busy buying honey directly from bees, collecting other people’s crunchy leaves, and holding our breath while someone else tries to describe boba. Suggested talking points: Eating Goku, Whiffin Griffin, Theftbot, Soft Oven-Baked Nilla Wafers, A Normal Amount of Dead Birds, Active Boba Listening Equal Justice Initiative: https://eji.org/about/

As ground-level investors in a certain streaming platform, we think we should have some say in their hot dog based content. It’s a topic we’re well-versed in, along with comedy routines based around donuts and murder, dentists’ music choices, and the Gary Sinise multiverse. Suggested talking points: We're Dudes Who Wipe, Chestnut Labs, Beloved Cup-Shaped Mascot, Apollo 14: We Fight Back, Sinise-sthesia Equal Justice Initiative: https://eji.org/about/

Welcome to our adult blanket sleeper-themed slumber party! The Gallagher brothers are here, but who knows how long that’ll last. You can grab a soup fork next to the Capri-Sun sous vide, and don’t forget to horf a handful of non-challenging M&M’s, we’ve got buckets of ’em. Lights out at 11:30! Suggested talking points: Liam Gallagher’s Tweets, 15 Year Brother Shifts, Treat-Level Pleasure, Jumpin Jammerz Party Crashers, Prison of Sleep Talismans, More Candle Than Man Equal Justice...

Thank you for listening to this podcast in the way that it was meant to be consumed. We put so much effort into making these dogs look picture-perfect, gluing puzzles together, and figuring out Count Donut’s lore that it’s truly only experienced in this exact correct way to listen to podcasts. Suggested talking points: Every Island Gets You Old, It Sounds Like You're Wearing Glasses, Sword's Too Big, No One's Doing Homeward Bound, Geese People, Mulled Pepsi World Central Kitchen:...

How are we going to get Fortnite Senpai to notice us so we can have a themed energy drink or whatever? We could try drinking water from a huge bottle while staring directly into their eyes. Or maybe making suggestive jokes about pie? If all else fails, we’ll just fake our deaths in a really convincing but also ha-ha fun prank kind of way. Suggested talking points: American Pie Presents American Pubes, The Rock Eats Cod, Mysting Persons, Yellow Clocks, Dunkinterns World Central Kitchen:...

We know we’ve missed the appropriate window for Sports Chat, but know that if we did it would’ve been funny and tasteful. Kind of like this duckie cup we took from some old guy. Now we’re ready to confront the captain of the improv team and figure out who Susan Korn really is. Suggested Talking Points: A Relationship Stronger Than Marriage, The Opposite of Indiana Jones, Christian Values As Viewed Through The Lens of Dungeon Traps, Charm Jewelry’s Surging Popularity, Car Twins World Central...

Live from Detroit it’s our Best Show Ever™! We have emerged bringing with us a live Munch Squad of the world’s coldest wet sandwich, tips on how to sell your Pokemon cards to your doctor, and a completely accidental number of questions about animals. We've learned our lesson about themed live shows, we promise. Suggested talking points: Bird Perverts, Exact Normal Amount of Shark Enthusiasm , No Raw Cheese, Gastro-based Pauses, Justify Snakes, Peak Baby World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

It’s us, your podcast heroes, lurking just around the corner from your cool bumper stickers, ready to make your day by doing our little tricks! We can come up with great Rizz Lines! We can discover the origins of your special mug! We can even decant Redbull. Suggested talking points: You Got Mentos Money, Hot Dog Arms Race, Don’t Decant Your Redbull, Sisterhood of the Traveling Mug, Classic Travis: So Close But Wrong, Crying Wolverine Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Live from The Factory in St. Louis comes the breaking news that TravNation has annexed the Arch and turned it into a Stargate! Join us as we learn about nasty cotton candy, boats for non-boat people, and some truly touchy dolls. Suggested talking points: Nude and Wet McElroy, Suffer Together, Drug Dealer in a Musical Written By Someone Who Has Never Done Drugs, Fart Cultural Exchange , Discerning Comedy for Adults, A Big Bath with Strangers, Full-Time Remote Control Boat Salesman, False...

Let us re-introduce ourselves and tell you a story about an episode of My Brother, My Brother, and Me. In that episode, we give some extremely funny and helpful advice about graduating Pokemon, Ron Funches hosting Shark Week, and over-decorated offices. But that's a different episode; this episode is about that episode. It's a banger. Suggested talking points: What are the Eighth Notes, Goo-goo-ga-ga Calendar, Munch Jod, Eel Day Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Yes, Host! We're busy serving up some sizzling hot plates of wisdom about mystery tin cans, the most special sauce, and big big water bottles. We're gonna earn that podcast Michelin Star! Or maybe Firestone star. Suggested talking points: No Grapes to Spare, Flavings, Firestone Tires and Tirestone Fires, Food is the Gas of Me, Big Bottle Bob, Looking Through Things Forgotten Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Our comedy glands are fired up and ready to juice! We're positively gooshing with bits about very personal underpants, mysterious Dunkin tie-ins, and Shaqsketball. Suggested talking points: Get Me Pictures of the Human Torch, Chris of Choice, Skippos, Shaqsident Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Tacoma is more haunted than you think, especially live from the thoroughly haunted Pantages Theater. But that didn’t stop us from discussion of important donut etiquette, ghostly gentleman callers, and startling parrots. Suggested talking points: Co-Dependent Ghosts, Factory Reset Justin, Oh Boy Here We Go, It’s Funny Because You Can’t Buy A Dream House, New Game Plus Grandma, Chekov’s Eggs Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

You probably thought we'd do an entire episode about a Human Hotdog Vortex and the state of hot dog eating contests. But rest assured, we managed to move on with enough time to sling advice about excelling at 18-hour backflips, almost completing puzzles, and lip-syncing novelty songs. Suggested talking points: Omni-Directional Hot Dog Claws, If You Pay a Man for Hot Dogs, Jackie Acorn, I Also Know a Child, Sad Gets You Third Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

It really is just a coincidence that there's so much foot content in this episode. There's other stuff, too, like scary light-night food haunts, mysterious nicknames, and hot legs. But there's also AI-generated feet pics. Suggested talking points: Pedal-Powered Bidets, White Noise and Wet Air, For a Good Foot, Kids Stay Close, This is the Night Castle Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

Kool, or not? Yes! We’re getting ready to graduate and say hello to summer, and that means its time for blockbuster films that no one has seen, animals in unexpected places, and popcorn pizza. LYLAS! Suggested talking points: The Saga of Me and Zeebro, Porcupine Containers at Best, Tippecanoe and Tanner Too, Freshly Applied Popcorn, Chat Grandpa Dan Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/