Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Black gay men using white women as beards.  WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at...

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Langston and David present a mid-year remix of our favorite guests as we move full force into a new season of My Momma Told Me. We got bits from Will Ferrell, Mandal, and Miles Gray. We promise you are going to love these selections.  WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 -...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about luxury brands incepting Black people with ideas of white supremacy.  LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit...

Did Barack Obama put a hit on Bernie Mac? Langston and David discuss the infamous fundraising event that upset the Obama Camp. Why was Chicago in such an uproar? Why did Bernie tell those excellent nasty jokes? They talk about the material Bernie told that evening and why such a conspiracy could land someone in trouble. Be careful out there!  LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON ...

Langston and David answer a reactionary listener's email about washing chicken. We want to reiterate to dummies out there: Langston and David do cook their chicken!  LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" OUT AUGUST 20TH ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en ...

Are you supposed to wash your chicken before cooking? Langston and David discuss this controversial conspiracy theory with Propaganda (Cool Zone Media's Hood Politics). The three dive into their own experience with washing chicken, produce, and legs. Yes, your legs. Plus, information from the CDC and a racially targeted demonstration video are fully discussed. Also, we learn about producer Olivia's chicken-washing habits. Let's say we are making a few changes to the pod.  LANGSTON KERMAN'S...

Hey, Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes next week! Run it back with this classic. Bye, b*tch! -- Langston and David answer a listener's email about Hurricane Katrina being controlled by a weather machine. Plus, talks of Jackie Chan take over the chat. DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" OUT AUGUST 20TH ON NETFLIX INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ ...

Did the U.S. government create tension between Black Americans and Africans? Langston and David answer a listener's email about this conspiracy theory and their experience moving to The States from Africa. The conversation leads in different directions regarding Africa's views of the United States, the international relationship between the two continents, and the discussion of the African Diaspora. Of course, it's our take on it -- so Lil' Mommas, strap in! Plus, Langston and David want to...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gifted and talented classes in the 90s/early aughts and how it may be associated with neurodivergent individuals.  DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT TODAY, AUGUST 1ST ON PATREON LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" OUT AUGUST 20TH ON NETFLIX INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK:...

Are drugs being laced with fentanyl by the government? Langston and David sit down with X Mayo (The Daily Show with Trevor Noah) to talk about this conspiracy theory. They talk about the rise of fentanyl in drugs, walk down the history of the legalization of certain drugs, deregulation, and how certain drugs are used as a political tool purposely targeted towards groups to lose/gain monetarily. Of course, all these motifs are fueled by racism and capitalism. Plus, talks of Kendrick and Drake...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Black cop roles in TV and Film. INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Are the Men in Black real? Langston and David discuss this far-out conspiracy theory with Malik B (Complex's Funniest People on the Internet). The three discuss the many disguises aliens take, including humans, specifically Michael B. Jordan. Deja vu is discussed and how much that comes into play when dealing with the MIB and the origin story of the organization. This conversation goes all over the place, but you know we love alien talk on this podcast! Plus, talks of Family Feud occur. We...

Langston and David answer an email from a listener about the uncut and cut dicks that have been in their lives. INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 See...

Does circumcision stunt the growth of penises? Langston and David answer a listener's email about doctors purposefully doing that to Black boys. Discussions of personal "peters" and lots of Internet searches go down. David accidentally doesn't turn off his Google image search. We all are terrified. Plus, David and Langston try to explain the process by using an index finger and water bottle. This episode is not for the "faint of heart", but oh boy, are there clippable moments.  INSTAGRAM:...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the Barney Hill abductions being an inside job from the government due to his involvement in the Civil Rights Movement.  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman ...

Is bullying healthy? Langston and David sit down with returning guest Kevin Iso (Flatbush Misdemeanors) to discuss this conspiracy theory. Does being bullied build tough skin? Is hazing considered bullying? Does it make us into a better person/teach us about ourselves? Plus, talks of Bronny and LeBron playing basketball together. Trinidad James even gets thrown into the mix. The conversation goes in many directions, but we all agree our mothers were our first bullies. INSTAGRAM:...

Langston and David deliver a motherf*ckin mini episode about their favorite hobby: hating. INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 See omnystudio.com/listener...

Did ancient Black people get superpowers? Langston and David invite returning guest, Skyler Higley (@aftermidnight) to discuss this phenomenal Black conspiracy theory. Discussion of Black people being originally green, Melanin theory, and of course, LeBron James and Bronny James are brought up throughout the pod. The three of them revisit the toxic talks of Bobby Hemmitt's speeches to make sense of this argument and understand the godly powers that were taken away from Black people.  ...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about another Black community New Years Eve tradition: Watch Night and its origins.  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM:...

Hi, My Momma Told Me listeners! We wanted to share an exciting new podcast with you in anticipation of the 2024 Olympic Games in Paris! I hope you'll check it out! Two Guys (Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers). Five Rings (you know, from the Olympics logo). One essential podcast for the 2024 Paris Olympics. Saturday Night Live’s Bowen Yang and Actor/Comedian Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas) host a new podcast, Two Guys, Five Rings: Matt, Bowen & The Olympics, in conjunction with NBC Sports and...

Is the fashion industry out to get us? Langston and David take a trip down memory lane of trends they’ve attempted: color bandanas, bootleg FUBU, dada spinners, baggy clothes, and more. They both accept the idea of creative expression within fashion but also acknowledge questionable motives. Are these trends trying to make us look like idiots? Why are we going broke to impress our colleagues and peers? Is David going to grow long hair? Langston shares his Value City experience. Let’s just...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Oprah's influence on hoarding toilet paper during the COVID-19 Pandemic.  SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: [email protected] FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE!...

Are there no more Black holidays? This special Juneteenth episode covers the timeline of the celebration and whether or not the U.S. truly cares about it. Questions arise: Is this a celebration of the trickery? Do we need white people to partake in this holiday? How do you keep things inclusive about a certain group? Do you celebrate having a barbecue or boil? Langston reads off a list of holidays that may surprise AND disappoint you. This conversation leads to Langston and David...

Langston and David answer an email about the Ozempic craze, plus we try to coin the term "Ozy".  SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: [email protected] FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit...

Hi, Lil' Mommas! iHeartPodcasts has geared up for a riveting new podcast called #1 Dad hosted by Gary Vider! As kids, most of us look up to our Dads. A Dad should be a positive role model who shows us the value of hard work. Dads are supposed to teach us the difference between right and wrong. But that’s not the story we’re telling here. This is the story of Gary Vider, a successful stand-up comedian, who grew up with a Dad unlike any other. Tune in to this top-tier true crime/comedy story,...