UNINTENTIONAL CIRCUMCISION In this episode of explosive activity the NPCs make a bee line for the bathroom but do they make it in time? After a short meeting with Fang the NPCs paint the dungeon with all they have. Door3 sinks to new lows as the story backs up and overflows with storyline diversions and actual plot development. Grey Matter balances the Humors and brings peace….. No, Chaos to the party. Oh, and there is a devastating accident that happens, too.  So relax and let the pizza flow through you as the NPCs Deck the Halls and follow tenet 3 to Keep the Mana PURE! #diceheads #brown #deckthehalls #toilethumor  #invisibility #Neverendingstory #lifeofbrian #moviequotes #monkeyking #trolls #badaccents Check out Dungeon Calling!   A real-play D&D podcast of high fantasy and low humor. It’s the 1980s, and four almost friends navigate middle school in a small, strange, low-budget town. Can they survive social minefields and the occasional eldritch horror without being expelled, or possibly sued by the Duffer Brothers? Will there be music? Listen to find out. https://open.spotify.com/show/6RqmQSsOSZJjYW7ZvY0njy?si=b7cb604c30ea46ad We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins  Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie Robin Fry as Ram man Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage Victoria Fish as Grey Matter Your District Manager is John Simon Additional voices by Kate Maxwell Rachel Kerns Music by Socially awkward In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”  He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter You can reach us at: [email protected] Follow us on Facebook and Instagram  If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife Artwork by Joshua Allen Find more of his work on Instagram @facelesscow This is a Radioactive Shack production  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support