NAIL ED IT S 3 EP 17 Second Shift finally makes it to N.A.I.L. and limps their way through looking for the Era Domination Information Technology. Butt First!, I mean but first, they have to drop off the package from their SUP.  Let's take a trip to the BRUTAL architecture that is N.A.I.L. #brutalarchitecture #NAIL #science #informationtechnology #it #gelatinouscube #commute #missionplausible  #kobold #coffeecup #bladerunner #NYCASMR After this episode, please check out: You Wanna Do...

The Golden REDACTED S 3 EP 16 Chet finds Hogan, Cookie, and Kreath while they try to retrieve the REDACTED. In a fight for REDACTED, the crew wanders REDACTED deep REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED mayonnaise. So follow along and try to keep up with out NPCs as they search the REDACTED within the town of Sinepnog. #chet #weirdencounters  #redacted #goodberries #bloodcurse  #Legendaryactionisnotawish  #catastrophy  #catacomb #lemmy #legendaryaction  After this episode, please check out: Roll For...

HOLY CHET! THE DMITA S 3 EP 15 Chet, after leaving his castle from the Goblin peninsula after the attack from |Hogan and his crew, [see Elbert’s OOPS ALL COMBAT! Episode  S3 EP 10] is on his way to disrupt SCAT.  With the fizzy wand in hand, Second Shift is the only thing standing between a good time at SCAT and the event actually happening. Lets see  how out NPCs handle Chet, El Bert and their minions….Take it away #chet #weirdencounters  #SLT #swampass #AITA #toxicstorys #cover...

SCAT SECURITY S 3 EP 14 Second Shift is looking for a way to get to N.A.I.L. and find out what they can about time travel and time demons.  Do they get to? Not yet, they are NPCs and have work to do. #publictransport #kubota #security #ACAB #SCAT #spellcomponentappreciationtime #coffee #longrest #npclrla #magicwands #terrorists #shenanigans  After this episode, please check out: Dungeon Calling A real-play D&D podcast of high fantasy and low humor. It’s the 1980s, and four...

Meet Kubota, again S3 EP 13 Guard Duty on the Spectral Levitation Transport; What more could a low level NPC want than to be stuck playing Babysitter on a mass transportation system that just opened up? NPCLRLA, probably. Anyway, this episode is hijacked by Kubota once again, and it's onward to yet another fork in the pants….. Of time #publictransport #kubota #tracktor #nightmare #ticketsplease #guardduty #SLTs #npcs #whatdidwelearn # dejavu   #stl  We hope you have enjoyed this episode of...

SCRY™ Spy S3 EP 12 Kubota tangles the threads of time and weaves our Second Shift NCPs down the trousers of time. We know Who, but we don’t know why. Do we know when? Absolutely not. All we know is Second Shift is being shoehorned into whatever it is Nigel has planned for these unfortunate Spell Components #publictransport #longdrop #guardduty #SLTs #npcs #whatdidwelearn # dejavu    When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts: LEVEL DOWN!   Level Down is...

The Long Drop S3 EP 11 In what is basically part 2 to Mind the Gap, our Second Shift Spell Components are guarding the SLTs as they are still being prepped for the upcoming, No SPELL COMPONENTS INVITED, Premier Approval Party for the investors. What could go wrong?  #gold #ruby #trains #alarms #carjack #trainrobbery  #someanswers #goblins #whygrapplinghooksarebad #conductive #conductor #conducting #ghostmoney  When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following...

Elbert’s OOPS ALL COMBAT! Episode  S3 EP 10 Once the crew has cut the line to get to the Goblin Castle, the NPCs confront Elbert. Elbert, a cousin of Hogan's, has become Captain of the Guards and, with a small group of highly competent troops, is the only thing standing between Hogan and his Uncle Chet. #canon #bigboom #littleboom #boom #gate #spectral #levitation #transport #stable #80sactiontvshow #handinpocket #8d10 #doggydoor #youhaveachart When you’re finished with this episode, we...

Gooner's Never Say Die  S3 EP 09 After a long rest, The Second Shift NPCs are put on guard duty in the new Spectral Levitation Transport facilities just days before the SLT’s Theme park, Um…. I mean National debut. Let’s hope they don’t screw this up, It's only guard duty. #footsteps #freegold #derelicte #codes #mindthegap #remix #deadmonks #monk #ghostrider #nocoffee #fantasyendgamecapitolism #stoolinthepool #podcast #mjsypod #gooner #goonies #neversaydie When you’re finished with this...

Hogan Sweet Hogan  S3 EP 08 After the NPC’s encounter with the spirit of Spay and Neuter gods, they scam their way to the front gate of Hogan’s childhood home. A place where he was known as Jest, cannibalized his family, and eventually fled. I feel like I'm leaving out some important character development details, and making Hogan look a bit sus.  Well, that’s actually on you, but only if you haven’t listened to the episode troll and started form the beginning and haven’t skipped anything....

Gouda Job   S3 EP 07 Vord is still searching for the cheese cart, charcuterie board, or whatever you want to call it when the heist goes down. They now get to confront first shift and show them how the job is done. This is whey off course, but have curds, this episode will be a  bries.  #deadpool #fourthwall #kermit #dwarf #kermitthedwarf #cheese #4thwall #shinny #StatlerandWaldorf #battleofinsults #theblooderknife #jerry #stabbins #charcuterie #skunk #spray #debrief #TPK #outmanuver...

Save Point Oversight Old Gateway Error S3 EP 6 Looks like the Original Crew is now in charge of the N.E.R.F. Knot Yore Boat and Hogan is the captain! Now it's time to do some pirate shit! Butt first….Umm , but first Hogan wants to return home for some revenge……they just need to get there first. #pirates #NERF #ornothing #spiritual #levitation #transport #revenge #missedreferences #scurvy #bobbarker #navigator #galaxyboombalaxy #decayingorbit  #makeitgoboom #kobold #chet When you’re finished...

Cheese Cart S3 EP 5 Our Second Shift is on a mission to stop the theft of a broken green dagger, but unbeknownst to them, but beknownst to you, the listener, the other group has already acquired the dagger…. Or have they? Are they in the same pant leg of time? Have they landed in the same plane via the trousers of time? Are we meta gaming? Who cares? Lets hang out with Second Shift and see how they deal with their mission. #cursedweapon #kobolds #metagamming #cheesepuns #coffee...

Knot Yore Boat S 3 EP 04 It’s time for the NPCs to get to work, which means reporting for duty on the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE’S Royal Fleet, or NERF,  Knot Yore Boat. The NPCs are taking over catering aboard the Knot Yore Boat, as the galley has been replaced with a new experimental, at least  to this timeline,  SLT. Wait, don’t they not work well over water? #nerf #ornothing #knot #yore #boat #fleet #navy #empirestrikesback #firstmate #inthenavy #howdohorsessleep #bigboom #booms #galaxybombalaxy...

Deep Blue Grin S 3 EP 03 Maw was called out at the end of episode 1 by a disturbing voice from the lake. Did that stop the fight in progress? Hell no it didn’t!  Not only did out NPCs keep fighting and got a TPK and will be entered in for a chance to win 500 gold prices! Odds are not in their favor. After the fight they confront a Great White Shark named Deep Blue Grin. For more information listen to the episode. I’m only here to tease the episode's story line, not read give away the best...

Jerry Stabbins Ruins the Mood S 3 EP 02 Pirate Hats, and Swords are all the rage! And Cookie wants to look the part before heading out to Muggy Salt Chunks because a landlocked outlet center is going to have the best over-priced pirate gear around! LET'S GO SHOPPING, again! #newhat #pirate #blood #knife #seashanty #shoppingoutlet #discount #naga #dementia #jerry #tailor #spinichpuffs #eng #anotherengreference  When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts: Roll...

Second Shift S 3 EP 01 Let us join the second shift this episode, as they begin their second day working for the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™. I never get tired of saying that™. Here we are introduced to a swamp monster with no ass, a Naga with nowhere to hide, and a Harige Lente, a carpet shark with eyes on your shinnies. They are given their second assignment to stop a group of Adventures frolicking in Raiders Folly. Our team of 3 sets forth with dreams of coffee and hopes of impressing their...

Roll To Yeet! EP34 S2 It is time, The Taurus leaders are meeting in Arraiolos and the NPCs have a plan, via Kubota, to restart the module! It involves a portable hole and bag of holding…but this much you should know. Have you been paying attention? Good. This episode the NPCs also come across an alternative version of Kreath, some guy named Gaspode. Then there's a Harige Lente, or Ferret Folk, named Vord. There is a chunk of outtakes at the end, so don't miss those.  Kreath thinks Huevas is...

WizZards Wardrobe EP33 S2 The NPC’s are off to equip themselves in preparations for the attack on Nigel and the Arraiolos delegates. Gryphons are involved, something about wizards, and a bomb. A big bomb. A bomb called the  Big Orb Of Boom. Also a stolen idea, more of a tip of the hat to Roll For Stupid. There is a BumBag.. Bum Bag? We will go with BumBag. A BumBag of holding used by some of the Antagonists….. Is this another side story they don’t have time for because they are on a quest...

Hat Makes the Horse EP32 S2 Faced with 7 (0-7) choices, our NPCs make a decision (I know, right?) and move forward to confront the Theocracy of the Arraiolos Kingdom. It is time to set up their game plan, leave childish things behind(Yeah, right) and confront their destiny. A destiny that they themselves are responsible for. #portugal #endoftheworld #chooseyourpath #knowwhentogiveup #choiceismade #hatofdisguise When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following...

The Towers EP31 S2 Through a long process of dark dungeon crawling the NPCs finally make it out of Door 8. Once they make it out, a new dread looms over them. Its towers, you did read the title, right?  But wait, there’s more! Find out by listening to show, and the extra content after the credits   #Shogoth #intotheblackness  #ichor #towers  #escapethedungeon #outbutnotsafe #tacos #servetheservants  When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts: Level...

The Thicker The Ichor EP29 S2 Door 8, and an unknown GOD hides in the dungeon waiting for the NPCs. What will our cowardly NPCs do in the final door of their NPCLRLA, The Non-Player Character Long Rest Leave Act, vacation, to which they fraudulently took leave to escape the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™, only to find themselves in a maddening ripoff or “no expenses spared” carnival version of work……with permission of course because they are spying on Arraiolos for the “GREATER...

MaimStop Shopping Spree EP28 S2 f1? What's the fist thing working class people do when the get a small windfall of money? SPEND IT! Our NPC’s are heading to MaimStop to spend some money and upgrade their gear! Hells Yeah!   That’s it. That's all they do in this episode #Maimstop #shoppingspree #welshaccent #irishaccent #accent #plus3gear #gear #solid #curselifted #popsometags #gamestop #eticket When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts: Roll for Stupid  Get...