In the season finale, Carlos faces prison for a hate crime, Mike finally learns the truth about Deirdre’s death, Tom decides to be a stay-at-home dad, Lynette is thrust back into the business world, Susan finds herself held hostage by Zach, and Rex passes away thinking that Bree is responsible for his condition. Meanwhile, your hosts reflect on this journey and say their goodbyes. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noisyfulfillment/support

While Mike and Susan decide to move in together, Bree breaks off her relationship with George, who tries to turn her further away from Rex with a vicious lie. Thinking she is having an affair with Justin, Carlos breaks his house arrest to beat Justin up, landing Carlos in jail once again. Lynette interferes in Tom’s career once again with even worse consequences than before. Mike learns new information about Paul Young that leads him to take drastic action. A new family moves onto Wisteria...

With Morty and Sophie back together, Susan and Julie’s life can get back to normal.  Lynette works to spice things up with Tom. Edie spots Bree and George in compromising situations. Gabby tells John he might be the father of her baby. Kendra reveals to Susan that Mike’s conviction was more complicated than she thinks. When Paul suddenly leaves town at Felicia’s insistence, Zach comes to live with her. Meanwhile, host Rachel confesses how much she doesn't know about running and Amanda...

With Zach continuing to obsess over Julie, Susan becomes more desperate to keep her safe. Lynette learns that Tom's ex-girlfriend, Annabel, has taken a job alongside him. As Carlos prepares to go to prison, Gabrielle learns that she is pregnant. Bree's friendship with George becomes more than just annoying to Rex.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noisyfulfillment/support

Lynette learns that no good deed goes unpunished when she befriends Mrs. McClusky; Susan's mother decides to try to jump-start her and her daughter's love lives; Bree forces Andrew to talk to the family priest about his sexuality. Meanwhile, your hosts have heard your feedback about wanting a picture of them--and we'll get there. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noisyfulfillment/support

While Susan is heartbroken, a visit from her mother adds insult to injury. Carlos' rage with Gabby hits a new height. Lynette and Bree clash over parenting. Felicia lets Zach in on more secrets about his family. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noisyfulfillment/support

Juanita takes her daughter-in-law's affair with her to her grave, but even that finds a way to irritate Gabby; Mike hopes to explain his actions to Susan through a letter; Bree and Rex take more drastic steps to get through to Andrew; Edie's interested in her new contractor, but his attention is on Susan; Lynette's new mom-friend at Barcliff has a toxic husband. Meanwhile, your hosts discuss dating double standards and "Is it real or CGI?" --- Support this podcast:...

After Maisy Gibbons is arrested for prostitution, Bree and Rex work to cover up their involvement in the scandal; Carlos and Gabrielle's financial situation gets even nastier; Edie proves an unlikely "breakup nanny" for a heartbroken Susan; and Paul's antagonism with Felicia intensifies. Meanwhile, our hosts discuss how to show up for our friends and what head-lice and COVID-19 have in common. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noisyfulfillment/support

While Mike and Susan find themselves spending a lot more time with law enforcement, Zach throws a pool party in the hopes of spending more time with Julie. Having found a condom in the laundry, Bree is livid that one of her children is having sex, but not the one she would've guessed. Lynette and Tom face another challenge in their relationship when Tom's career trajectory changes, and Gabby finds herself being blackmailed by a friend of John. Meanwhile, our hosts talk pie and how hard it...

It's Valentine's Day on Wisteria Lane! Against the backdrop of a crime spree involving the Scavo boys, we meet Lynette's sworn enemy: Karen McCluskey.  Rex finally reveals his secret needs to Bree. Mike and Susan face a major blow--or two--to their relationship. Gabby's situation as both an employee and employer takes a new turn. Meanwhile, our hosts talk chewed up astronaut memorabilia, safe words, and worst-case scenarios.  --- Support this podcast:...

There is more than enough guilt to go around this week! Lynette's father-in-law, Rodney Scavo, stays with the Scavo family on a business trip which leads to marital discord and discussion of secrets—some that are very open and some yet to be revealed. Susan becomes increasingly concerned about the seriousness of Julie and Zach’s relationship. Along with their lawyers, Rex and Bree discuss dividing up their assets while George becomes creepier—and more menacing by the scene. John’s parents...

As the ladies of Wisteria Lane react to the news of Mrs. Hueber's death, Edie is upset that Felicia is doing so little to honor her memory. Lynette takes some cringeworthy steps to get into her yoga class. Gabby's exhaustion leads to a confrontation with Carlos. Bree's dates with George heat up--maybe too much. Susan finally confesses to burning down Edie's house.  Meanwhile, our hosts discuss things Rachel didn't know about Oregon and plan to say no to more things. --- Support this...

Filling in for Amanda this week, we welcome Will of the "We're Listening" podcast! Edie continues her search for Mrs. Hueber, enlisting the help of the sister Martha was planning to visit out of state; Susan goes to hilarious lengths to prove how much she loathes her ex-husband; Lynette is frustrated that yet another member of her family is truck on Claire; Gabby re-enters the modeling world to find it less enticing than it once was; Bree takes Rex's advice about getting back on the dating...

She's BACK! Maisy Gibbons returns, and we learn how she turned her family's time of financial hardship into a "Work-From-Home" opportunity.  Newly- incarcerated Carlos leans on Gabby, who goes very minimal.  Lynette's new nanny is VERY good--maybe too good--and she takes devious means to understand her magic methods. Just as her relationship with Mike is taking steps forward, Susan's relationship with Julie becomes rocky when trust is broken. Meanwhile, Rachel and Amanda discuss whether...

While Rex and Bree struggle to find appropriate punishment for Andrew's rebellious behavior, Lynette courts another family's nanny, and Gabby and Susan's relationship is on the line. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noisyfulfillment/support

This week Rachel is joined by Admins of the Desperate Housewives Ultimate Real Fans Facebook Group, Cassie and Kassie!  The ladies dish on Bree and Rex's cover up of Andrew's accident, Susan's growing suspicion of Mike, and Gabrielle's skepticism regarding "Priest-Penitent Privilege." --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noisyfulfillment/support

In this corner: Susan vs. Edie; Mama Solis vs. Gabby; Tom vs. Lynnette; Vandekamp vs. Vandekamp. This week's episode is all about competition.  Mike and Susan's first date has to be postponed when an "old friend" unexpectedly arrives. Tom's excited to have Lynnette host the partners and pitch his new idea--with the help of her "secret ingredient." Rex reveals that he's hired a divorce attorney to battle Bree in court, and Gabby seeks creative ways to keep John all to herself. Not to be...

This week, we welcome a special guest! Dr. Melissa Ames, Director of English Education and a Professor of English and Women’s, Gender, & Sexuality Studies at Eastern Illinois University, joins us to talk about mom archetypes, the male/female gaze, and Desperate Housewives as a post-feminist text. Also find out how one podcaster's nightmare about Dr. Ames inspired "Noisy Fulfillment" and the genealogy of texts necessary for the birth of Desperate Housewives and many other "primetime...

Susan and Julie successfully secure more information regarding Zach's abrupt departure from the lane.  While investigating Gabrielle's affair, Juanita risks revealing her own transgressions.  Lynette meets QueenBee Mom, Maisy Gibbons.  Meanwhile, your hosts discuss loving/hating a quiche, what should happen to all of Amanda's plaques, and the blatant sexism Rachel experienced while trying to break that glass ceiling in a Dubuque poker room. ********************** If you love what we’re...

When a break-in occurs on Wisteria Lane, the neighborhood forms a patrol to discourage future intruders.  Elsewhere on the lane, Gabby's life has been invaded by a suspicious visit by her mother-in-law.  Lynette plots to secure the twins entry into an exclusive private school.  Also, we circle back to the MSRP of a Maserati Spyder and reach out to their friends in law enforcement and bathroom design regarding the timeframe involved in returning a suicide gun and the cost of a...

Learning that Mary Alice had once gone by the name "Angela," the ladies reflect on the many identities and roles they play in their own lives, those damn bubble baths finally cause an injury, and podcast hosts-slash-teachers Rachel and Amanda are not impressed with Porter and Preston's teacher. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noisyfulfillment/support

Seeing the date on the calendar, the ladies decide to host the dinner party Mary Alice was planning before her untimely suicide, Gabby deals with a threat to her secrets, and our hosts want to know whether waterbeds are still "a thing" anymore. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noisyfulfillment/support

Having found the mysterious and threatening letter addressed to Mary Alice, the ladies explore how their lives appear on the surface and how they are deep down.  As they start sorting the dirty laundry for you, your hosts discuss how and why you'd dig up your swimming pool, the correct gift to bring your new therapist, and consider whether or not they'd want their earring back after it goes through a dog. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/noisyfulfillment/support

Following the sudden suicide of their dear friend, Mary Alice, four best friends living on suburban Wisteria Lane contemplate the "quiet desperation" and "noisy fulfillment" of their own lives.  Meanwhile, your hosts, Rachel and Amanda, set out on a whirlwind adventure to rewatch every episode of this series while discussing VERY IMPORTANT ISSUES such as, "What food do you bring to a wake?" “What is the thing we’ll find when packing away your possessions that will intrigue us most?” Amanda's...