Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the presumptive winner of the London Mayoral election, Susan Hall, who sets out her vision for a post-Khan London (which is very similar to a very pre-Khan London. They also speak to outgoing Scottish First Minister Humza Yousaf, who explains why being a cool uncle didn't work out for him, and to Eshaan Akbar, who has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the Americvan university protests. We have a live show coming up on the...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by A Horse, who explains that HE WASN'T SPOOKED when he ran around London, and by the Reform MP (at the time of writing) Lee Anderson, to celebrate St George's Day. Harriet also hears a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week from Eshaan Akbar about lovely, lovely booze. We have a live show coming up on the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there: tickets. If you would like to support the show and allow it to keep going, you can...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by former Prime Minister Liz Truss, who explains why the smoking ban is a bad idea and also reveals her role in the Mark Menzies "bad people" story, and by The World's Greatest Lawyer Suella Braverman, who gives a full and unchallenged account of how she was cancelled in Belgium. We also hear from Eshaan Akbar about why he's fed up with Islamophobic dogwhistles, so it's time for some up-front Islamophobia. If you would like to support the show and allow...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Liz Truss, for a slightly different style of NonCensored - it's Ideas To Win, in which leading political thinkers put forward ideas for a Conservative Manifesto that can win the hearts and minds of the British public, and crush the woke left once and for all. If you have any policy suggestions for Ideas To Win, you can email us at [email protected] or, even better, sign up to our Patreon at Patreon.com/NonCensored,...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Sir Douglas Brown, the head of Southern Central Thames Water, to explain what it'll take for his company to do something about the overflowing sewers all over the country, and by Eshaan Akbar, who rates a K-Pop Apology in ApologyWatch. Harriet also hosts a debate between Sir Keir Starmer and comedian/pundit Colin Sense - no relation! - about the most pressing issue being talked about in offices up and down the country: National...

Harriet is joined by the new deputy co-chair of the Conservative Party and also maybe Prime Minister?, Jonathan Gullis, about his plan for the party, the nation, and Stoke-on-Trent (North). She also catches up with the woman that long-term listeners will remember is our Sex & Romance Correspondent, Nadine Dorries, about why she's beating men off with a stick. And Eshaan Akbar joins the show for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about Thames Water that not even Producer Martin can...

Harriet and Producer Martin speak to Penny Mordaunt to settle those leadership rumours once and for all, and also to find out how important being able to hold a sword up is in modern politics. They also speak to outgoing Welsh First Minister Mark Drakeford about everything he's done in the last five years, from the 20mph speed limit to the 20mph speed limit. And in a week when the Scottish police seemed to want to target comedians for their speech, Eshaan Akbar gives a preview of the...

Harriet host a debate between Frank Hester and Diane Abbott MP because, as we know, a debate is the only possible way we can find out the truth of something such as "is racism real and, if it is, is it bad?". She also speaks to Eshaan Akbar for a definitive rating of Princess Kate's apology in ApologyWatch, and gets a call from Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell, who is in a secure location. Finally, she catches up with old friend of the show Lee Anderson MP, to find out why he's joined...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by newly-elected threat to democracy George Galloway MP, who certainly tells them something. They also speak to Chancellor Jeremy Hunt about how he hopes this this budget will work out well for whoever happens to be in government after the next election, and Eshaan Akbar explains why more politicians should follow the example of Marjorie Taylor Greene and tell journalists to f*** off. Thanks to Jennifer Watson, Carol Jones, Shane McGill and Robert Harvey...

There's no regular show this week so, instead, please enjoy the Time For Questions episode that went up on our Patreon (patreon.com/NonCensored) at the start of February. You'll hear Harriet, Martin and Eshaan answer questions like What is on Harriet's Spotify daylist? Could you live in woke Britannia? Should the government consider raising the voting age to 75? Thanks to all our Patreons, especially Jennifer Watson and Carol Jones who subscribed this week, for all their support....

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Business Secretary Kemi Badenoch, to talk about all the rows she's won this week and also whether fish and chips is a snack. They also speak to Eshaan Akbar for our regular ApologyWatch segment, which this week looks at Speaker of the House Sir Lindsay Hoyle's apology for his running of this week's ceasefire debate; and they are one of only two media outlets to speak exclusively to Vladimir Putin this week, hearing about the history of Ukraine and the...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Pete, a "Shy Tory" who explains why he's so shy. They are also speak to the Raymond Pointers, a director at GB News who has revolutionised political TV coverage with his innovative coverage of Rishi Sunak's Q&A this week. We also have Eshaan Akbar for a sophisticated Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about Muslims and Jews that we can't imagine anyone getting upset about. Thanks to Leah Jewett, Richard Ingrey and Matthew Rowe for signing up to...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by "Jeremy", a member of the Woke Elite who is breaking his silence to confirm everything Liz Truss and Jacob Rees-Mogg said about him at the Popular Conservatism Conference. They are also joined by our Royal Correspondent, Nicola Witchell, who talks about the science behind Sir King Prince Charles's cancer diagnosis. We also have Eshaan Akbar for his regular Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week - but this week, it's balanced out by Sir Keir Starmer's...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Northern Ireland Secretary Chris Heaton Harris, to talk about why he doesn't want to talk about the new powersharing deal in Stormont. They are also joined by friend of the show, The Daily Telegraph's Siobhan Connery, to talk about how brilliant it is that we're now checking food before it comes into the UK. We also have Eshaan Akbar providing a Hot & Spicy Take about about libel law and the "meaning" of "words". Thanks to Iain Fraser, Duncan...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by John Jameson, a top pollster, to explain how the methodology behind his recent, shocking polls. They are also joined by Culture Secretary Lucy Fraser, a real politician we've all known about for years, to talk about BBC bias and how outrageous it is that The News Quiz would make fun of politicians. We also have Eshaan Akbar providing a Hot & Spicy Take about cricket and immigration, and Conservative London mayoral candidate Susan Hall revealing...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Lee Anderson, the former deputy chairman of the Conservative Party, to explain how being brutally satirised by Labour MPs made him rethink his political beliefs. They are also joined by Chief Executive of West Suffolk Council, Jambon Curls, to talk about how they have finally released artists in that region from the apron strings of state funding. We also have our Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar to explain why knowing capital cities is Woke. We...

This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Paula Vennells, the former chair of the Post Office, explaining why she handed back her CBE in the wake of the Horizon scandal and also exploring some casting ideas for the ITV drama about her life, and by friend of the show, Donald Trump's lawyer/co-defendant Chip Randy Jr III, who offers an expert legal eye on the Jeffrey Epstein lists which he happens to be on for totally fine reasons. We also have our Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar...

NonCensored will return next week with a brand new episode, but ahead of that, here are Harriet Langley-Swindon and Rosie Holt to announce our Patreon. We would dearly love to be able to pay our brilliant guests for their time, and we will be making EXCLUSIVE bonus content for those of you who can support us in doing that. Find us at Patreon.com/NonCensored and thank you in advance if you can help us out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar take a look ahead to 2024, picking out some key events - the little elections, the big elections, and Rishi Sunak's continued Prime Ministership - that they're either looking forward to or dreading. They're also joined by special guests Nadine...

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar take a look back at 2023, picking out some personal highs (the Conservative by-election win in Uxbridge) to some personal lows (the reason for the by-election in Uxbridge). They're also joined by special guests Nadine Dorries, Sir Keir Starmer and...

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Lee Anderson, the deputy chairman of the Conservative Party, to explain how the government are going to respond to the failure of their Rwanda plan, and by new Minister For Common Sense, Esther McVey, who explains the difference between Common Sense and Exotic Tomfoolery....

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet is joined by Suella Braverman - still Home Secretary at the point of recording - about her common-sense solutions to homelessness and whether Number 10 read her WhatsApps, and Eshaan Akbar, who offers up a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about weight loss drugs. Harriet and Producer Martin also speak to friend of...

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Sir Keir Starmer sits in for Harriet, as he and his team try to find out if podcasting is right for him. He is joined by Harriet's regular producer, Producer Martin, who joins Sir Keir as they have an exclusive, forensic interview with Dominic Cummings about Dominic's testimony to the Covid Inquiry. They also speak...

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet hosts a live Time For Questions! edition of NonCensored, answering the questions posted by our live audience at last week's recording at the Museum of Comedy, with the help of her panel of Producer Martin, Eshaan Akbar, Liz Truss MP, and Doctor Professor Jordan B. Peterson. They answer questions such...

NonCensored is  a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet and Producer Martin are grateful that this is a serious news podcast, because imagine if it was a topical comedy show, and they had to write jokes about what's going on in the world? Instead, they put on a live show to be just as serious as ever, in the company of regular guest Eshaan Akbar, MP (and...