Episodes
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, who explains how he's been cosying up to Trump - and regular listeners might recognise some of his tactics. They also speak to commentator Mike Staple about Gary Lineker's impending departure from Match of the Day, and Eshaan Akbar looks into the decline in the fortunes of X: The Everything App.
You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where...
Published 11/15/24
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the band new leader of the opposition (and next Prime Minister!) Kemi Badenoch, who explains why Starmer should fear her and why she isn't fiddling with things in the back end. They also speak to podcaster Rory Stewart about his pre-election prediction of a Harris landslide, and Eshaan Akbar weighs in on the reason Harris lost.
You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where...
Published 11/08/24
This week it's a budget special, as we give you all the analysis you need. Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by "Red Rachel", Rachel Reeves, who explains why this new budget proves that she is further to the left than Stalin. For more sensible anlysis we're joined by Greg Mustard from the Independent Foundation For the Independently Independent Analysis Of Money, who explains why the budget is further to the left than Stalin. And finally, former banker Eshaan Akbar offers...
Published 11/01/24
This week Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by a Democratic activist, Allison Shelby, who explains how noted election-winner, Labour's Jonathan Ashworth, has been helping in the American election; The Daily Australian's columnist Kent Packer-Murdoch gives us an Australian's eye on Senator Lidia Thorpe's heckling of HRH Sir King Prince Charles; and with Commonwealth nations putting reparations for slavery on the agenda, the Foreign Office's Simon Briefcase explains why the...
Published 10/25/24
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by a real doctor, Dr. Junpier Mangals, who is a real doctor so can explain why Wes Streeting's plan to get overweight people back to work is so brilliant; journalist Dave Milk tells us why his coverage of Keir Starmer's freebie scandals is so important; and Eshaan Akbar presents the first real, tangible Brexit Benefit: stealing German football managers.
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Published 10/18/24
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Grant Shapps, who explains what went wrong - or not! - with the campaign he lead to make James Cleverly the next Tory leader; we also hear Margaret Thatcher's view on the remaining candidates. There is also an apology, for the behaviour of a member of the NonCensored team.
You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also be supporting the show (thank...
Published 10/11/24
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by one of the front-runners for the Conservative leadership, Robert Jenrick, who explains how he got his working-class values, and how he applied them when naming his children; as Sir Keir Starmer returns six thousand pounds of donations, Eshaan Akbar rates the Leader of the Opposition's non-apology; and friend of the show Jonathan Gullis phones in for an exclusive interview (because he can't get interviews anywhere else)
We have a live...
Published 10/04/24
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer, who is frankly depressed at how hard the job is turning out to be. They also speak to entertainment reporter Henny Ffairground about the latest TV format for Men Who Made Mistakes But Are Very Sorry So Let's Move On, and Eshaan Akbar rates a comedy club's apology for not booking enough women.
We have a live show at the Cheerful Earful festival on the 16th October - tickets are available at...
Published 09/27/24
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the leader of the Liberal Democrats, Sir Ed Davey, who explains the lengths he'll go to to get the media's attention, and also the Lib Dems polices that aren't about the NHS. They also speak to Sir Keir Starmer's personal stylist, Co Co, about the brand, the icon, the cultural event that is Keir Auumn. And get your burn medication ready, because Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about parmicists.
We have a live show at the...
Published 09/20/24
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the once and future president, Donald Trump, who explains how well he did in the Presidential debate. They also speak to an MP who was recently in some kind of leadership contest, we think [someone please check this before hitting publish], and Eshaan Akbar joins us for bare opinions about bear hats.
Thank you to Jonathon Bolton and Alex Cameron, who both signed up for our Patreon - patreon.com/NonCensored - where they'll get early,...
Published 09/13/24
NonCensored is back with a bang - Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by new Chancellor Rachel Reeves - that's not our fault - and by Eshaan Akbar, who explains why we need more shame in our lives. Harriet also speaks to the Honourable Sir Lord Hughdith Anglesey Jones Vaguely-Blythe IV, 132nd Baronet of Little Lower Upminster-on-Wye, about how he can save British democracy by remaining in the House of Lords.
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Published 09/06/24
It's the fifth and final of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined by Prime Minister at the time of recording, Sir Keir Starmer.
How did he win?
What will he do now?
Does he have anyone in mind - perhaps someone with a wealth of experience in the media and knowledge of and appreciation for movies - to replace Thangam Debbonaire as Culture Secretary?
All these, and more.
Any questions? Send them to...
Published 07/05/24
It's the fourth of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined by Prime Minister at the time of recording, Rishi Sunak.
How badly is he going to lose?
How long will he stick around afterwards?
Is he Leonardo di Caprio, Kate Winslet, or Billy Zane?
All these, and more.
Any questions? Send them to
[email protected].
With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan...
Published 07/04/24
It's the third of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined by the world's greatest lawyer and twice-former Home Secretary Suella Braverman, to talk about her explosive editorial in today's Telegraph.
Why have intelligent voters abandoned the Conservatives?
How will Sir Keir Starmer ruin the country is elected?
Who's her favourite immigrant?
All these, and more.
Any questions? Send them to...
Published 07/03/24
It's the second of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet and Producer Martin are speaking with Dave Eddy, Liberal Democrat Home Affairs spokesman and campaign manager.
What else is on Ed Davey's bucket list?
Should Keir Starmer work evenings?
What crimes would they commit if they were President, now that they have total immunity?
All these, and more.
Any questions? Send them to
[email protected].
With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan...
Published 07/02/24
For this first edition of our daily election week shows, Harriet is joined by guest co-host Nadine Dorries to provide all the analysis you need of today's election news, with guests from the entire range of political parties except the Lib Dems, Greens, SNP, Plaid Cymru and any of the Irish ones.
We ask Conservative deputy co-Chair Man Jonathan Gullis who he'll be voting for!
We ask Labour spokesman Ian Bland to tell us anything, literally anything.
And Reform activist Laurence Olivier...
Published 07/01/24
A live Time For Questions, hosted by Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar - AKA The Fun Twins - who field questions from the live audience for special guests Penny Mordaunt, Lee Anderson, and Rosie Holt MP. Find out
Who they'd vote for the in the US election
Would they be open to a Reform/Conservative collaboration?
How much cheaper was Rosie's book at this live event than in regular bookstores?
Liz Truss, Margaret Thatcher, Nadine Dorries - snog, marry avoid?
Thanks all our Patreons who've...
Published 06/28/24
NonCensored celebrates its 100th episode by recording live at the Museum of Comedy in London. Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Eshaan Akbar, Penny Mordaunt and Lee Anderson to discuss the upcoming election, and to pitch their parties and policies to the live audience. Also, Producer Martin reveals the exciting deal NonCensored have struck with Netflix.
Thanks to Barry and Oliver Holt, who signed up to support us at patreon.com/NonCensored this week. If you would like to support the...
Published 06/21/24
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Eshaan Akbar, who rates Craig Williams's apology for placing an ill-advised bet; and by acclaimed author and temporarily published historian Naimh Woofwoof for her thoughts on the state of London. We also get a preview of the Euros with Sports Horn's Ian Fiveankles - who will be this year's Arse Flare man?
Remember: our 100th episode is recording live NEXT WEEK, on Thursday the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there:...
Published 06/14/24
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Reform UK leader Nigel Farage for - remarkably - his first appearance on NonCensored, as he explains why he's entered the race for Parliament. They're also joined by Eshaan Akbar who rates Rishi Sunak's non-apology for his lie about Labour's tax plans in a special edition of ApologyWatch. And after a week of being mistreated by the media, Kemi Badenoch stops by to ask what we mean by that.
We have a live show coming up on Thursday the 20th June at the...
Published 06/07/24
Harriet and Producer Martin moderate a debate between Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and Leader of the Labour Party Sir Keir Starmer, probing them on the key issues in this election, such as Diane Abbott, and whether they'd start a nuclear war. We also have comedian and resident diversity correspondent Eshaan Akbar on hand to lighten the mood with some 'lighter' questions that might show us the fun side of the candidates and also pop off on socials like The News Agents clips do.
We have a live...
Published 05/31/24
Harriet is joined live from Westminster by the New Statesman's Tim Dalton and from our Westminster Studio by the Telegraph's Siobhan Connery, who give live reaction to the forthcoming general election - why did Rishi call it, how's it going to play out, and what does this mean for 2029? Harriet and Producer Martin also recognise a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week from Eshaan Akbar about the state of Palestine, although lots of people wouldn't.
We have a live show coming up on Thursday the...
Published 05/24/24
Producer Martin hosts the show solo this week, and he's joined by John Heffner, an educationalist with strong views on what children should be taught about sex, and by the governor of HMP Chempy, Jemima Payne, who explains why Britain's prisons are bad. He also catches up with Eshaan Akbar for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about water, immigration, and a potential Spice Girls reunion.
We have a live show coming up on Thursday the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there:...
Published 05/17/24
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Britain's newest Labour MP, Natalie Elphicke, who dramatically joined Sir Keir Starmer's "changed" Labour party this week, and explains why it's the party for her. They also get some post-local election analysis from Lord Sir Edwin Beaufort MP, who has an utterly convincing retort to anyone who thinks the elections went poorly for the Tories. Finally, we're joined by Eshaan Akbar for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about asylum seekers, which has nothing...
Published 05/10/24