Episodes
Back this week with a Hurty Head Feel, The new "The Crow" actor looks like a soundcloud rapper with dumb tattoos, Dead Moms and their Tributes, Bellybutton to root measurements, What the hell is in Ohio, Roller Coasters are for the youth, Wendy's Surge Pricing Fails, White Castle stinks, NWO Wars Video Game, "Epstein" The Survival Video Game looks interesting, Release The Truman Show Jerk Off Cut, We learn more French, Jay and Dylan fight, Star Trek Discovery still slaps, Bent Dicks are...
Published 03/04/24
Back this week and Dylan is going pantless! National Dry Out from Weed Challenge, We got that coveted Custom Discord Link: Discord.gg/NFHCStudios, Bruce Wayne's Birthday and how to celebrate it, Jay was soft serving up some old meals all week, Which way does the donk hang?, We spend most the show trying to make Dylan hard, Cyberattacks or Human error, going back to pager times, The First week of being an out and proud French, Pronunciation of the language of love, visit the new discord...
Published 02/26/24
NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!!   We discuss all the things every week.   Failed to get the F out of the show but Jay is back and is suddenly no longer Itailan, Chinese New Year, Chinese New us, Valentines Day Curmudgeons, New Website, Not Saying It, New insults hits too hard, Dylan gets a Cop Haircut and becomes corrupt, Mouth Stuff, Interview Trilogy Incoming, Jay broke his face, New Accents, Going to Ireland, Foot Fetishes the wrong way, Tree loads are just...
Published 02/19/24
NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!! We discuss all the things every week. Still attempting to get the F out! Our buddy Jason sits in for Jay this week and looking handsome after all his heart healing, Neuralink test subjects, Who's your favorite Billionaire?, Loads of wrastlin', Why do youtube commenters hate our middle seat?, Beard denial until weight loss is a thing,  @Nipdoesthings Tiktok "Supgirl" channel needs some follows, Drake has an absolute hammer on him, We aren't...
Published 02/12/24
NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!! We discuss all the things every week.   Jay had work so we grabbed our buddy Markendeya and his imported thighs to sit in with us. Kicking off this week with gaming talk, Apex Legends skin game is on point, Balders Gate 3, Halo Infinite, Hair up, D*ck out, Matt and Dylan have never taken a calculus class, Microtonal Music Internet Arguments are the best, Godzilla, Reminiscing of drinking and previous drunken Deyasodes, Dylan's...
Published 02/05/24
NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!!  We discuss all the things every week.   Crackin' Toilet Bowels, Breaking Appliances, Gas Station Whiskey Dealers, Jay gets deFEETed, Trying to stop F'ing around in the first 10 minutes of the episodes, Dylan gets multidimensional dreams, we have a ton of episodes for new listeners, Naming our A.I. assistant, Caffeine Panic Melties, Drinking Drains Matt's Happy Chemicals, Bars Suck and the tale of the ancient bar darts, Sticking Darts in...
Published 01/29/24
NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!!  We discuss all the things every week. Youtube continues to SA Jay, Stuck in the Helen Keller Algorithm, Dylan gets closer to the singularity, Nailing the pronunciation of foreign products and getting shamed for it, Grocery Hacks, Installing Culture, Matt's rude and doesn't listen to Dylan's car trouble, Interdimensional Alien Talk, Is life as we know it is just a Simulation so Advanced A.I. can determine what happened to Earth?, Tricked...
Published 01/22/24
NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!!  Hosted by: Matt, Jay, and Dylan, Just 3 guys with 1 that shows full thigh.   We discuss all the things for every week. Milking the Helen Keller Algorithm. Jay drops his first uplifting segment on a listener, Our new Video Editor Loses his job to A.I., Adult Video games on Steam are dumb and weird, Matt gets hypnothighsed, the story of man losing his V-Card under a romantic flashlight, Caffeinated Dylan takes a minute to get used to, Jays...
Published 01/15/24
New Year, New You, New Us, New Name? 2024 is Live as is Episode 317!! We discuss some upcoming changes, Jay is showing ALOT of thigh, Being the cool ageless handsome at the pool, Discussing the upcoming changes, Big Bill's Beef Review, Voice Cracking as an Old, New Segment trial "Gamer Words", Gamertag of 2023 review, New Years Bingo, Flight logs reveal same stuff from 2016, Wheelchaired Physicist Memes are a thing, Bad Teeth but Huge Tube, 9ft Tall Florida Shadow Aliens, Look at this!,...
Published 01/10/24
Happy New Year Everybody! Episode 316 rings it in with a bang, Technology is kinda rad, Mustached men and their HGH, Rodent Box Flashbangs, Cookie Dropoff and Metal Guitar Tones, Dry Strains,   A.I. Robots attack, Billionaire Bunkers, Being Related to a Mysterious Drifter is Cool AF, We say our goodbyes to Binky the prettiest Kitty, Matt has an out of body nicotine dose, Gamertag the Year comes to end as we tally up the votes! Thanks to everyone rolling with us this past year!    Segments: ...
Published 01/01/24
Episode 315 is out just in time for the holiday! A Fresh Shorned Jay looks different and brings a funny Would You Rather?, Dylan experiences a horrible local comic, Bass VI has been purchased, Lubing Tubes for work, Xmas Party Narcs, The story of being a Roadie for a Day, Milano's Music is Rad, Drink a Beer Play a Game Appearance and more!!!   Segments: - Look at This!   Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing...
Published 12/25/23
Episode 314 is here and the count of old man fingers are up there! Dylan got stolen from us for a party so we brought in our buddy Jason, Master Reface Artist and Casual Heart Attack Survivor to sit in with us. We talk Surgeries, Unfortunate Mustache Trimmings, Eternal Memes, Not knowing your own Culture, Jay gets waxxed, Only Losers Bleed, T-Mobil Tuesday sounds like a party, Weird Beards, Online Darts at Real Bars, Getting Hit on by a Lady with a Huge Boyfriend, Youthful Fighting /...
Published 12/18/23
Crimus time in Episode 313 is in full swing, Recorded live on Jesus's Moms Creampie Day, The world would be better with the Witches of old, Broads Brewing Beer, Chair Fails, Free Meat Delivery, Creepy Ice Cream Van Men, Harvey WineBurgers is a thing, Keytar'd Players, Pain Pill Nostalgia, New Warzone Map is out and great, The Game Awards 2023 rundown brought to you by Dylan, GTA 6 Trailer, Jay attends a Music Recital of our fallen brothers son and its nice but sad, The game "The Finals"...
Published 12/11/23
Back from the Holiday and we are thick with a fat load of content so get your NERB ready.  6 years of casting, Dealing with Random Boners, Flicking them Flaccid, ↓↓↑ is the code fix extra chromosomes, The Double Dude Ranch is the place to handle all that strength, Matt Breaks Everything Around Him (MBEAH), Wayfairing the new chairs, Jay maintains his anti-footfetish, Seethrough shoes seem like a nightmare, Dudesy Hard Seltzer smells like old beer carpet, Going Hard in the Freshly done Paint,...
Published 12/04/23
Episode 311 is an inside job! Our studio is being remodeled, Male bracelets are a gateway to toe rings, NuMetal Necklaces, Beads By Dre, Snoop Dog goes Smokeless, Personal Blunt Roller Salaries, Show Roster Update, Forced Vacation Trips, Blue Dream the is still a go to strain, Sick of being sick and stuck at home, Jay grows a six pack and might trim up the beard, Fecal Faucet Times, SA'ing Dylan with Scritches on his Tum Tum and more! Segments: NFHC News!, Gamertag of the Week, "Hurt People,...
Published 11/20/23
Episode 310 Take 2! Quick Check in this week with the trips up north and such, Nature's WiFi, Dog wounds in unfortunate places, aggressively being hit on, smooth tubes, Knife Shows, Boat Shows, Sickness and more!   FOLLOW ZWICK'S STUFF: https://linktr.ee/ZwickTheEditor Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/NFHCPodcast Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple...
Published 11/14/23
Join us for Episode 309 as we welcome our buddy Zwick to the team. Dylan and Matt conquered communism at the Trangle L Ranch Glow Festival, Late Hot Dogs, Self Depricating Appreciation and No Blowies Under Water, Chocolate Fueled CryptoBro Headchanges, Gaslighting Zwick, Kink Toys, Investing in WW3 for profits, Emergency Student Pizzas, teh New Segment Hurt People, Hurt People Continues to delight, Look at this and more! FOLLOW ZWICK'S STUFF: https://linktr.ee/ZwickTheEditor Visit us...
Published 11/06/23
Halloween is here and we get a visit from Snarleston Heston on 308.  Interviewing a Werewolf from a different time, Feeding the needy, almost fighting another, Becoming soulmates with A.I., The Trauma of Podcasting, News: Vaginal Beer, Poop in the lines of Disney World, Segments: Local Bands are Everywhere, Hurt People-Hurt People, Look at this!, Voicemails and more!   Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our...
Published 10/30/23
307 has arrived! Leaner, Cleaner and Less Meaner! Like and subscribe on Youtube.com/NFHCPodcast, The Weekly Strain, Empty Eyes, Congratz to the Thought Cops on a fantastic pod run but now All your Zwick are belong to us, He is helping us with video clips and various upgrades coming down the line, Walter's trip to Surgery is soon, Quitting Smoking, new Futurama is here, Streaming Platform Wars, How to start a fight a homeowner, Nicotine Lozenges, Health Advise from Smokers is a weird vibe,...
Published 10/23/23
Hello fellow Sun Lookers! 306 is upon us, Balls deep in the spooky month and Walter has a confuse about the middle east, Utah sucks, Soaking, The Weekly Strains, Matt ruins a bit about the eclipse, building cults are hard, Fashionable Eclipse Eyewear, Dylan introduces a numbers game, Jonestown Drinks and cool cult shoes, Jay is in with Jason's family finally, Weinertimes with Maynard: A Masterclass in interviewing Walter's Trysts, Half Deaf still, Numb when on substances, Quitting Smoking...
Published 10/16/23
Episode 305 is already an early favorite! Spooky month is in full swing, Matt doesn't know the date Halloween takes place on and ruins jokes, Food Rescuing Energy Drinks and Croutons, Looking for ways to soften your jerky, Halo is fixed and we gush about Star Wars, Cliff Hangering Random FB Friend Finds, Jay finds a fart on the episode he missed, We dive into the evidence, Is Sounding a tube like gauging an ear?, New Discord Sound Board is fun, Anne Kush's Bush makes an appearance and our...
Published 10/09/23
Hello there! 304 is here. Dilly is tired of himself and needs a reboot, A Tale of Walt's Short Term Rental Eff Palace and the bruised booty, Star Wars: Ahsoka continues be rad and brings on excessive talk of both Star and Wars, Dumping Jizz for Jatz, ChatGPT update, Look at this! and more!!     Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/NFHCPodcast Leave us a voicemail anytime at...
Published 10/02/23
Episode 303 is a certified banger and we have the open-holed assless underwear to prove it. Dylan's new character Reginald Moonlight ruins his Audio Track so we call on A.I. to save it.  No one would care 9/11 in today's, Fake Vape Tobacco Pipes, Gall Bladders Happen and are as useless as Ole Angie Jolie's Breasts, Walt's kink party adventures continue and he competes an aggressive steak cook off, In the end he wins the beef, Spageddie in Chat is actually funny for once, a Tiny Little Subby...
Published 09/25/23
Healthy AF this week and back in the studio live for 302! Fan Favorite Markendeya sits in with us as we forget about 9/11, Click Bait Episode Titles and will they work?, Fat Roosters, Coming to terms with Trauma, Old Pets, Dead Pets, Mitch Hedburg isn't funny to Matt, George Carlin just yells at people about the government, Gallagher has an impressive couch, Turns out Jay doesn't like Puns afterall, The New Strain "Anne Kushes Bush" Decimating Walter on EP300 was a good time, Superior Arizona...
Published 09/18/23
Hey Everyone! It's a Clip Show. Matt & Jay were sick as f*ck and not in a kickflip way. Dilly made a clip show to float the week over until we are healthy.   Give him props and scoopies for his efforts.  Thank you all that listen and see you next week!    Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/NFHCPodcast Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple...
Published 09/12/23