Episodes
We're back after another delay with an episode recorded a month ago that's finally ready for human ears. Find out which series we're diving into next! The answer may shock you. 
Published 10/11/21
Sorry for the delay, folks! We recorded this a few weeks back and now it's ready! Stay tuned for the next couple of weeks as we burn our original schedule and cover "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo!"
Published 09/07/21
We are sorry for the delay with our episodes recently, but then again, not all of us are Oxford material.
Published 07/25/21
Cry into a nice, juicy peach with us this week.
Published 06/30/21
Did you know the lyrics were "Dig it up, oh oh" and not "Digging up them holes"? I didn't either. 
Published 06/17/21
The one in which we tell you the correct way to wear a sweater vest with a suit and GQ offers us a job for it. 
Published 06/11/21
We apologize in advance for the imperfect audio and we also need to thank our amazing friend Paul for restoring it to a remotely tolerable level! 
Published 06/02/21
Published 06/02/21
In this one we invite you to tell us your worst public restroom experience. 
Published 05/19/21
In this episode, your two, weirdo podcast friends can take one of the more serious books we have covered and have the silliest time discussing it. Disclaimer: this episode covers topics of suicide and sexual abuse. 
Published 05/11/21
Our last foray into children's stories ends with bubble flow debates, the goddamn Queen, and fart jokes, which Mikael is not okay with. Thanks for listening. 
Published 05/05/21
It's fun when Telekinesis, Darles Chickens, and shot putting records come together.
Published 04/26/21
It’s the most epic showdown since Gandalf and Saruman, since David and Goliath, since Cleganebowl itself—the ultimate conflict between good and evil. Pick a side: numbers or words? Who shall be the victor?!
Published 04/19/21
This story has it all, button eyes, other dimensions, and sassy cats that can talk. We a shit summarizing job so read the damn book for yourselves. Thanks for listening!
Published 04/12/21
Today we cover a movie adaption of a play adaption of a og horror classic. We (or just Andreea) also confuse epistemology with epistolary but just ignore that bit. Thanks for listening!
Published 03/31/21
Your 4th favorite podcast is back with an adaption so bad we didn't even want to begin and end with clips from the movie as we usually do. 
Published 03/23/21
This week is a huge one. Both us hosts recovered from absolutely near-fatal brushes with death and Mikael revealed that he locks people in his wall! You can't miss it. 
Published 03/09/21
This week we cover the most provocative, ban-friendly, and incredibly witty novel, written from the perspective of one of our creepiest narrators to date. 
Published 03/01/21
We could hardly be considered a proper podcast without a healthy dose of British Literature, so we set about to promptly remedy this. Enjoy our coverage of this great classic, or we will get Mr. Collins to write you a strongly worded letter. 
Published 02/22/21
Podcasts are what bwings us together today. 
Published 02/15/21
Maybe we're all just sperm whales falling through the atmosphere, screaming internally at the nihilism of the universe. Listen to this episode and find out!
Published 02/01/21
In this episode, we show more love to Helena Bonham Carter (please notice us) and discuss why are all probably living in the matrix. Here's the article we mention: https://geekologie.com/2020/01/a-glitch-in-the-matrix-floating-error-me.php
Published 01/26/21
This week we cover the John Steinbeck novella "The Pearl" and the corresponding 1947 film of the same name. A free, limited time jewelry appraisal license is included with every listen!
Published 01/18/21
Come in, droogs, and listen to us govoreet about this one and only Burgess classic and Kubrick cult sensation (as well as some giant penises). It's a real horrorshow.
Published 01/12/21
Happy New Year! It's our last Disney episode! 
Published 01/04/21