Professor Hot Sauce and Cotton Eye Joe discuss the seedy underbelly of Thailand that can start with prostitution and bar girls

Professor Hot Sauce decides to take another crack at celibacy while in Thailand since his previous attempt worked so well (it lasted 4 hours). This time he does exceptionally better in his self-control.

Cotton Eye Joe goes on a Tinder date in a blizzard and talks to Professor Hot Sauce about how it went.