Professor Hot Sauce decides to take another crack at celibacy while in Thailand since his previous attempt worked so well (it lasted 4 hours). This time he does exceptionally better in his self-control.

Professor Hot Sauce sits down with 2 lesbians involved in a polyamorous MFF relationship and they decide to pull out their treasure chest of sex toys.

Cotton Eye Joe goes on a Tinder date in a blizzard and talks to Professor Hot Sauce about how it went.