Episodes
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Not This Witch Again, Rebecca Is Great Though, Close Enough To Be Lazy, Even Emma Hates This Plot, You Can’t “Whittle” Your Way Outta This One, Will Scarlet: Light of Our Lives, and Please Save Robin From This Awful Plot Device! CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains frank discussions about predatory behaviors including magical assault and consent. (Timestamp: 39 minutes to 48 minutes) Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you...
Published 06/17/24
Published 06/17/24
Join Narrator Chael for another minisode of Fireside Fairy Tales, a quick deep dive into the stories that inspire the world of Once Upon a Time. This time she explores the mysterious tale behind the legend seen in OUAT Season 3, Episode 4 Nasty Habits. Kevin Macleod tracks used in this episode: Fairytale Waltz, Vanishing, Lone Harvest, Unlight, & Angevin. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! Sources: ...
Published 05/19/24
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Regina’s Standard Goodbyes, Charming & Snow’s Whispering Skills, Emma’s Romantic History, Aurora’s No Good Very Bad Day, Terrible Grandfather Rumple, Everyone Please Be Nice to Henry, Monologuing to Your Unconscious Ex (Just Don’t Do It), and Stop Yeeting the Egg Baby. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 05/05/24
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Peter Pan please come and pick up your son, Mermaid Backstories, Puppet Torture, Belle & Will’s Disney Cruise Vacation, Surprise Ariel, Ursula & Hook’s Almost Friendship, Snow’s Rapunzel Moment, and Lin’s Enduring Hatred of August. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 04/21/24
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Maleficent’s Bowie Era, This is so Season One (in the Best Way), Gayyyyyyy, Storybrooke Railway, Belle & Will Deserve All Things Good & Soft, Do Better Rumple This Is Gross, and Lin’s Enduring Hatred of August. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 03/24/24
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Massively OOC Snow and Charming, Character Attachments Rooted in Fanfiction,  Henry is the Kindest Boy, Stupid Handsome Graham, Sometimes Character Growth can be both Genuine and a Plot Device, Killian’s Tentacle Shame, Lin’s Enduring Hatred of August, and Belle’s Upgrade. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 03/04/24
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Oh No Not Canon Tentacle Jokes, Cruella’s Mouthwash Ad, Storybrooke’s Educational System, Belle & Killian’s Detective Agency, Surprisingly Nuanced Trauma Storytelling, Rude Houseguest Rumple, Chernobog’s Fuzzy Pants, and Villainous Exes!? Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 02/18/24
Welcome to another minisode of Fireside Fairytales! Join Narrator Elisa as she takes a snowy trip down memory lane and discusses Hans Christian Anderson’s The Snow Queen.  The Kevin Macleod tracks used in this episode: Fairytale Waltz, Enchanted Journey, Enchanted Valley, Temple of the Manes, Crossing the Divide, Moonlight Hall, Ghost Processional, Wizardtorium, Frozen Star, There is Romance, Evening Fall (Harp), and Midsummer Sky. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our...
Published 12/16/23
Flesh-Craving Trolls, Child-Eating Cats, Thirteen Days of Thieving, and an undead horse girl looking to eat all of your food and drink all your punch ~ Welcome to Fireside Fairytales: Creepy Creatures of Midwinter with your host Narrator Chael! Content Warning: There is mention of murder, cannibalism, and other gruesome things in the historical fairytales discussed. Kevin Macleod tracks used in this episode: Fairytale Waltz, Moonlight Hall, The Snow Queen, Sneaky Snitch, Frost Waltz, and...
Published 11/26/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Belle We Are So Proud Of You, Our Good and Clever Boy Henry, Hold Me Little John, Trauma to Evil Pipeline, One of These Things is Not Like the Others, Show Us The Dang Wedding, We’ll Miss You Arendelle Gang, and Three Cheers for Pettiness! Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 11/12/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Frankenstein Research Hour, Kristoff Just Wants To Be Included, Return of the BASSOON, Momentarily Alarming Memory Stones, Henry’s Home Alone Antics, Unsatisfactory Endings to Good Antagonists, Attempted Murder is Hilarious Apparently, and “We Got What We Got” Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 10/29/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Confusing Hans Defrosting Lore, A Softer Marc, Sunshine Airheads Power Couple, Sassy Self-Aware Regina, Hittin’ the Feels, Spirit Halloween Clearance Bin Blackbeard, Peebles to Pebbles, Fairy Raptor Attack, Mary Margaret Tugging Directly On Our Heartstrings, and Disney Presents: The Purge Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice...
Published 10/15/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Ingrid Doesn’t Know Peter Pan, Unhealthy Grief Coping Mechanisms, the Fascinating Friendship of Regina and Snow, Thrown Away Gold Growth, Elsa Finally Shines, and the Stellar Performances that Almost Make Us Forget How Silly the Magic Hat Plot is. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 09/24/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Stop Yeeting Henry, Isolation Turns You Into a Karen, Literally Fridged Marian, Elisa Has Complicated Feelings About Robin Hood, Killian’s Smarts Have Leveled Up, Lawn Ornament Hans, and Magic Hats Eating People Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 09/10/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Never Were There Such Devoted Sisters, Ashley Can’t Get Enough of Prince Fortnite, Hero Crew Beauty Bloggers, Helga is a Real One, Magic Trauma, Gosh Darn It Robin, and “People Make Bad Choices if they’re Mad or Scared or Stressed” Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 08/27/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Stop Gaslighting Belle, Ogres Love Carpentry, Maurice Sucks, Chael is Done with the Marian Plot, Elsa in Distress (Again), Horror Corner with Narrator Lin, Props to Emilie’s Performance, Belle’s Knife Scarf For Doing Knife Things, and This is an Episode about Heckin’ Up Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 08/13/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Blueberry Poptarts, First Queer Crush Vibes, Can Snow & Will be in every scene together please?, Good For Sydney, Elsa’s Missing Confidence, and There’s Something About SwanQueen. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/onceuponarewatch/message Support this podcast:...
Published 07/23/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: What’s in the Booooox?, The Evil Hand/Murder Toupee Trope, Tony’s vs Granny’s, Support Your Local Library, Quality Visual Storytelling, Mission Impossible Mouse, Sondheim Musicals, and Alexa play “My Own Worst Enemy” by Lit for Killian. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 07/09/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Ingrid Ships OutlawQueen, Wildly Out-Of-Character Archie, Remember Fredrick?, Our Precious Blorbo Will Scarlett Is Here, Killian and Elsa BFFs for Life, Elizabeth Mitchell’s Morally Gray All-Knowing Smirk, The Emma Button, and Robin Stop It This Is So Messy. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 06/18/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: This One Is About Walls, Loli-Mafiosa-Core Bo Peep, Wig Glow Ups, Our Precious Son Henry, Shepard Best Bros, August the Wickerman, Mary Margaret is TOO GOOD for this Town, and FrozenSwan is on the Scene! Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/onceuponarewatch/message Support this...
Published 06/04/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: The Disney Parents Curse (& Loopholes), Lin’s Dissertation on Elsa, Finally Some Decent CGI, Magical Girls Emoting Magically, Oh No Sidney (Why Did The Writers Do This?), Leroy is a Gem, Timey-Wimey Questions, and Heck Yeah Frozen Arc Let’s Go! Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 05/14/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Surprise! We Like Alice In These (To Varying Degrees), Emma Rigby is Phenomenal, Cora We Missed You!!, New Sassy Cyrus, ScarletQueen Is Everything, Secret Tunnel, In Front of Nyx’s Salad?, and Will Scarlet Remains Our Perfect Lad. Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 04/23/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: We hate the Sultan so gosh darn much, Jafar may be a villain but he draws the line at being a Bad Dad, Cool Motive Still Murder, We Miss Regina, Please SHOW us Alice’s kindness don’t just TELL us, Alice You Are Not Tony Soprano, Cyrus is a Good Boy, and Let’s hear it for our new Queen of Team Spirit… Anastasia! Please note some adult language is used in this episode. Thank you to Laichiruru (twitter.com/laichiruru) for our podcast cover artwork! ---...
Published 04/09/23
In which The Narrators Three discuss: Hot Boy Glow-ups, Yikes OUAT Just Stop, Go To Jail Amara, Brand Synergy, You Can Get Anything You Want at Alice’s Restaurant (Remember Alice? It’s a Song About Alice), Our Queen Anastasia and Precious Good Boy Will, Alice Stars in a Classic Star Trek Episode, and Viggo Horsetensen. CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains frank discussions about predatory behaviors presented in Jarfar’s backstory. If you want to skip past these topics please skip our...
Published 03/19/23