With just over a week to go before the US presidential election, it’s fair to say we’re almost as sick of talking about Trump and Harris by now as we are Harry Potter… But our Hagridlection 2024 coverage wouldn’t be complete without briefly discussing Tucker Carlson’s deranged rally address,...

Without wanting to be crass, this week we discuss Lidia Thorpe’s balls of steel, our three limp penises, and put out the call to the listeners for some flappy tales. We also meet a mysterious new character Criag Philpott!