Episodes
Fashion Designer Charlie May has escaped city life and gone back to her roots as a West Country farmer. Join her each week as she learns the basics of living sustainably, grows her own fruit, veg and wine, delves into her family’s history and comes up with alarmingly ambitious plans to modernise the farm and ensure its survival. From fashion to farming; there's got to be some transferable skills, right?
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Published 07/20/21
In the finale of Pax Fortuna Season One, our heroes confront the sinister forces in conflict at Hasselbach Castle, and serve justice as best they can.
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Published 12/27/19
Our heroes sit down to a dinner of awkward conversation and cold meat. And as they investigate the odd chill that has enveloped the castle, the truth about the de Montfault family emerges...
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Published 12/20/19
Abstinence de Montfault returns to her family home in the feudal kingdom of Morthyme to confront her parents about their family secret. But with Almira Q Appleby and Sir Victor Bartelemi in tow, the more intense confrontation comes from their odd new guest, Nikolaus Flyte.
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Published 12/13/19
With the help of the wizard Pavel, our heroes confront Lord Jasper at the site of an ancient shrine. And as Jasper tries to execute his violent revolution with a summoned interplanar creature, they will have to risk their lives to stop him.
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Published 12/06/19
The mysterious Lord Jasper’s scheme is revealed as Abstinence, Alfonso and Sir Victor attempt to rescue Selwyn from his clutches. But to turn the tide against the revolutionary magistrate, they will have to recruit a powerful ally.
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Published 11/29/19
Our heroes salvage the remains of their dinner party while Lord Jasper gives them a gift. But the discussion in the dining room gets a little heated as the guests reckon with the truth of Abstinence’s condition and their clash of ideologies...
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Published 11/22/19
The mysterious and reclusive Magistrate of the Marina district, Lord Jasper, invites special guests to dinner for the Carnival. But when Abstinence de Montfault, Alfonso Boyo, Selwyn Bloodstorm and Sir Victor Bartelemi arrive, a fifth guest discovers a surprising truth.
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Published 11/15/19
The true villain of this misadventure has been identified, and our heroes now pursue him back to the abandoned house to prevent further harm. But his diabolical powers extend beyond the mundane, and defeating him will be no easy task!
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Published 11/08/19
The abandoned house continues to divulge secrets, and our heroes are confronted by the foul abomination at its centre. And as they discover the circumstances of the crime they have fallen victim to, they will have to use all their skills to avoid violence.
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Published 11/01/19
In a spooky, abandoned house in the Marina district, our heroes are on the trail of their robber. Now they must find some way to extricate themselves from the glue-trap they’ve walked into, before they deal with whatever foul creatures are hiding in wait…
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Published 10/24/19
It’s Carnival time in Fortuna, and the streets are thronging with revellers! But when Almira Q Appleby, Father Theobold Brandlebury, and their new acquaintances Joanie Formantelli and Luca are robbed, they must take to the backstreets to bring the culprit to justice.
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Published 10/18/19
Our heroes have made contact with Harley and started a fire in the kitchen, so now they’re ready to get their thinking caps on. With all the ambassador’s staff out searching for them, they’ll have to come up with a clever ruse if they’re going to get their quarry out safely.
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Published 10/10/19
Disguises and persuasion have yielded unsatisfactory results, so our heroes decide to resort to more drastic measures to rescue young Harley. While Abstinence and Tony attempt to make contact with him, Selwyn and Sir Victor try to make themselves useful in other ways.
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Published 10/03/19
Our heroes have infiltrated the ambassador’s party, and now all they have to do is find the elf they’re here to rescue and sneak him out! But security is a little tighter than they’d imagined, and first they’ll have to baffle their way past the suspicious staff.
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Published 09/26/19
A love affair between a human and elf has been thwarted by the elf’s father, and Abstinence and her friends are hired to reunite the young couple. But since the elf’s father is also an ambassador keeping him under lock and key, our heroes are going to have to infiltrate the embassy first!
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Published 09/19/19
Our heroes have got more than they bargained for as Captain Crane’s cruise leads them to a chest of gold. But as they begin to suspect they have been set up, the appearance of some unexpected wildlife threatens to turn their holiday into a disaster.
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Published 09/12/19
At last, the final island of The Philidor’s cruise is on the horizon, and our heroes take a break from their investigation into the crew’s intrigue to join Captain Crane on land. There is treasure to be had, and he is determined to ensure our heroes get their money’s worth on this adventure holiday!
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Published 09/05/19
The first island is now behind them, and our heroes are becoming more suspicious of Captain Crane and his intentions. There is a bubbling sedition on this cruise, and our heroes find that they might be the accidental catalysts of a dangerous encounter.
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Published 08/29/19
Captain Crane is eager to make land at the first island on this holiday cruise, where a rare and beautiful turtle is rumoured to live. But not all our heroes are so keen. While Alfonso and Tony are off helping the captain with his unusual obsession, Abstinence and Sir Victor try to kill some time.
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Published 08/22/19
Our heroes have got to know each other a little better over dinner, and now Captain Crane brings out the entertainments that Fortuna’s cruise ships are known for. But while our heroes relax for their first evening on the open water, the first mate Chubbins indicates that there might be some discontent in the crew… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Published 08/15/19
The Philidor is ready to set sail, and its passengers are looking forward to an exciting package cruise. Among them, Abstinence de Montfault and Alfonso Boyo find company in the rakish cabin boy Tony the Shrimp, and the mysterious knight Sir Victor Bartelemi!
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Published 08/08/19
Theobold, Almira, Selwyn and Abstinence have overcome a monstrous adversary and discovered its true identity, and now they are on their way to their final stop. If they can just manage to get to the home of Bartholomew Spinks with the box intact, they will have made the nights’ trials worthwhile.
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Published 08/01/19
A creature hiding in the tunnels of Fortuna has revealed itself, shocking our heroes with its horrifying appearance. This flesh-spider blocks the passage, and it seems that our heroes will have to deal with it one way or another in order to safely courier their box to its destination. But with so little knowledge of this creature, how can they be sure they are making the right decisions?
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Published 07/25/19